World War Z’s triumph of mediocrity

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 24, 2013 18:22:31 June 24, 2013 18:22:31
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I’m in the middle of a horrible bout of food poisoning on the same weekend World War Z beat projections and earned an estimated $66 million at the domestic box office. Even if those numbers end up a little high, it’s still way better than the official projection of $40 million. World War Z, toothless adaptation of a beloved zombie classic, is a hit and Sarah is puking her guts out. Full Story

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Passenger Presumed Overboard. Deepest Condolences.

Duana Posted by Duana at June 24, 2013 17:29:35 June 24, 2013 17:29:35

Mad Men Season 6, Episode 13 So let’s be clear here. Los Angeles is Siberia, but also the Promised Land.   It is the ends of the earth and you’ll never return from it, and it’s also the only place where you can fix your marriage and hope to be happy.   It is the worst place to go, and it is the place everyone wants to go. Full Story

Miley’s ass to music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 17:10:00 June 24, 2013 17:10:00
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Bauer-Griffin

Check out Miley Cyrus leaving a studio session the other day in a pair of very, very short shorts, so short you can barely see them, under a Bulls jersey, and striped heels with a buckle that looks like an ankle monitor. This is 20 – no cellulite, no stretch marks, not even the whisper of a bulge. Full Story

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James Franco’s Superman Boy Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 16:45:07 June 24, 2013 16:45:07
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Wenn, Brendon Thorne/ Jacopo Raule/ Venturelli/ Getty

One of our favourite taglines here at LaineyGossip.com is Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t too! Here’s James Franco at the Gucci fashion show today in Milan. Franco is a Gucci spokesperson. It’s one of his many commas – actor, director, artist, writer, model, and movie critic. Full Story

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Spider-Man’s girl problem

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 24, 2013 16:05:26 June 24, 2013 16:05:26
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Turgeon/ Steffman/ Splash

In the wake of the announcement that Sony had pre-emptively greenlit two more Spider-Man movies with Andrew Garfield, it was also announced that Shailene Woodley, cast as Mary Jane Watson, was being cut from Spider-Man 2. At first, this wasn’t that big a deal. With two more movies to flesh out, taking time between love interests wouldn’t be a bad idea, and Woodley’s initial comments Full Story

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Girl Sh-t at Wimbledon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 15:01:21 June 24, 2013 15:01:21
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Wimbledon started today. On the women’s side, world #1 Serena Williams is heavily favoured, riding a 31 match win streak into the tournament. Serena was profiled recently in Rolling Stone – a controversial interview for several reasons, one of which we’ll get into later – and the writer argued that no one is as dominant in his or her sport as Serena Williams. Full Story

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Johnny & Armie on the red carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 13:39:59 June 24, 2013 13:39:59
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WENN

The Lone Ranger premiere happened the other day. Not in Hollywood but at Disney California Adventure Park. Depp, as we know, has been a Disney man for some time now. He’s made a lot of money for Disney as Captain Jack Sparrow. Disney has paid him a lot of money for his services. And they hope he will continue delivering money as Tonto. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s wedding love triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 12:55:16 June 24, 2013 12:55:16
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I posted a preview on Lady Melissa Percy and Thomas Van BeeZee’s wedding on Friday – click here for a refresher. As mentioned, Hot Harry was there to support his best friend. And his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy was there to support her best friend, Missy Percy. Full Story

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June 24, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 12:36:07 June 24, 2013 12:36:07

We are grateful at LaineyGossip.com to have been supported for many years by many, many people in Calgary. Gossip is strong in Calgary. And you all have a lot of heart. You will come back stronger from this. Believe it. Until then, stay safe and dry. Sending our best and thinking of you.  Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2013 19:38:06 June 21, 2013 19:38:06

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If this is true, this might be Anna Wintour’s greatest meangirl move (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera’s pink bra (Too Fab)

Looks like Bieber has his own blend (The Superficial)

Miranda Kerr makes her marriage work by asking her husband for help...and not telling him, ahem, about the rest (Just Jared)

Rubber ducks and lollipops on a red carpet. Only this family ... (Hollywood Tuna)

31 years of Prince William (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Reynolds want to breed but Blake doesn’t? (Cele|bitchy)

This really is quite a figure skating style homage (Go Fug Yourself)

Retouched, yes, but this isn’t a bad Britney Spears photo shoot (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ummm...who does it better? Madonna or Miley? (FishWrapper)