Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Dear Gossips,

One way or another, it comes back to being a child star. And we’ll only see more of them. More Lindsay Lohans. More Ariel Winters. More Angus T Joneses. More kids who spend more time on set than they do at school, earning more money than most.  Read Full Intro

Mimi under the tree

November 28, 2012 21:52:10 Posted at November 28, 2012 21:52:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I just tried to imagine my Mimi tucked under a Christmas tree with her hair arranged around her the way they do wedding gowns, and her cleave propped up on a few presents, with her ass positioned towards the camera, and it filled me with such yearning -- why have we not seen this yet? Because, stupid, Mimi doesn’t belong under a tree, she should be ON TOP OF IT. Full Story

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Demi Moore’s new boyfriend

November 28, 2012 21:21:25 Posted at November 28, 2012 21:21:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six reports that Demi Moore and Vito Schnabel, son of Julian, are dating. Apparently they were rubbing their bodies together on the dance floor in India earlier this month at Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend’s birthday party. Vito is 26 years old. Demi just turned 50. And Page Six’s source calls it “wildly age-inappropriate”, even though the paper, in the next paragraph, makes no age mention in writing of Julian’s new engagement to model May Anderson. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 28, 2012 19:43:31 Posted at November 28, 2012 19:43:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana on the name Max and Sasha on cold sores in LifeStyle

Jon Hamm’s competition (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock’s little guy’s mohawk (Too Fab)

It’s hard not to Photo Assumption the sh-t out of these pictures and only see the nanny’s ass, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Rachel McAdams and Seth Macfarlane (Just Jared)

Doutzen Kroes in a white pantsuit (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh looks for a London house (Pop Sugar)

It’s so interesting the adjectives Ben Affleck uses whenever he talks about his wife (Cele|bitchy)

How Lindsay Lohan described her “phase” (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Adam Levine. Being A Dick. The Usual. (I Don’t Like You In That Way)

Shaki and Sunshine look so happy! (Hollywood PQ)

Sam & Leslie in London

November 28, 2012 19:12:12 Posted at November 28, 2012 19:12:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This post is for me, because I know you don’t care. Why don’t you care about Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb? There’s a reason Sam Rockwell works so much. And it’s because he’s GOOD. He just doesn’t need it to be in your face all the time, which I love, and I love too that she wasn’t famewhoring about her love life, hanging around, trying to bag a Ben Affleck type who could elevate her by getting her pregnant. Full Story

Selena on JB’s schedule

November 28, 2012 17:42:28 Posted at November 28, 2012 17:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Selena Gomez was in NY last night at the UNICEF Ball. Justin Bieber was also in NY in advance of his show at Madison Square Garden tonight. Meet-up? According to US Weekly he’s desperate to get her back. According to sources who saw him the other night inviting a girl to sit on his lap, he may not be going about it the right way. Full Story

Catwoman, Wolverine, and Red Riding Hood

November 28, 2012 17:11:36 Posted at November 28, 2012 17:11:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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At the premiere of my favourite movie of the year in Tokyo tonight as they make their way around the world, closer and closer to Christmas Day, as we wait impatiently ... At The Barricade! And then en route to Hollywood & Highland, the Dolby Theatre to fight it out with Argo and Lincoln. Since its screenings last weekend, according to expert “Oscarologist” predictions, Les Miserables has moved ahead of Argo and Lincoln. Full Story

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Porny vs Pitt

November 28, 2012 16:07:12 Posted at November 28, 2012 16:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While US Weekly’s cover this week features a re-pregnant Porny, PEOPLE is going with Brad Pitt in advance of the release of his movie Killing Them Softly. And there’s an interview. Two years ago in Cannes, we were told that Brad would no longer be speaking with non-news outlets. Full Story

The Cambridges in Cambridge

November 28, 2012 15:24:12 Posted at November 28, 2012 15:24:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Chris Jackson/Getty

A flurry of pre-holiday royal activity before the break... William and Catherine Cambridge went to Cambridge today to visit with university students and staff. The Prince wore a grey overcoat. The Princess was in pale pink with brown suede booties. And those layers we’ve been noticing. They were overcurled today I think. Full Story

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Porny is pregnant again

November 28, 2012 14:46:07 Posted at November 28, 2012 14:46:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Mike Coppola/ Getty

Oh here we go. More gross belly cupping on the way. US Weekly reports exclusively that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. There’s no official confirmation but the magazine did reach out to her reps in advance with no comment in response and that means they were given a heads up about the story. Full Story

November 28, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

November 28, 2012 14:33:08 Posted at November 28, 2012 14:33:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anne! Just one more week to go! Allison requested for you some shot of Community cast members to get you through to December 5. Here are Danny Pudi, Donald Glover, and Joel McHale.  Full Story

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