Monday, May 6, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention," said a deranged Simon from Misfits to Theon Greyjoy. Is anyone sad about Theon being tortured? Are we supposed to enjoy it? Because I really enjoy it.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 19:44:41 May 6, 2013 19:44:41

A quick reminder about our MET Gala coverage. We’re pulling an all-nighter and starting to post the photos at 3am ET/Midnight PT tonight so if you’re up too, please come visit!

Also, LifeStyle has been updated with several new posts today.

Helen Mirren will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson’s baby hasn’t quite figured out the family business yet (Too Fab)

Isn’t it kinda...sinister... the way Chris Brown substitutes the word “wife-ing” for “marrying”? (The Superficial)

Anne Hathaway’s grow-out phase is cuter than most (Just Jared)

Megan Fox on that Turtles movie (Hollywood Tuna)

LOVE Keira Knightley’s recycled wedding style SO MUCH (Pop Sugar)

Jon Stewart with his dog...and he’s never been hotter (Cele|bitchy)

Alexander Skarsgard eats an apple (Socialite Life)

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are trademarking their baby name...just like B & Jay? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Charlize Theron couldn’t help herself (I'm Not Obsessed)

Mimi + Miguel = #Beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 19:34:05 May 6, 2013 19:34:05

Been listening to this all day. Sasha was on Dean and me right away this morning about it too. She mentioned that Mimi’s voice is still amazing. I had to be the c-nt bitch to wonder if, um, she could throw this down live. BUT... It’s a GREAT song. In spite of that stupid f-cking hashtag. Full Story

Who will bring the Punk?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 18:42:44 May 6, 2013 18:42:44
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Wenn, Fame, Bauer, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Stefanie Keenan/ Getty

There will be a lot of safe tonight at the MET Gala, despite the Punk theme of the event this year. Most actresses in particular just don’t have the imagination or the balls. The punk pressure then may be on the musicians. A press release was just sent out -- Gwen Stefani will be wearing a custom designed Maison Martin Margiela. Full Story

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Punk Beysus?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 17:59:07 May 6, 2013 17:59:07

Beyonce is the honourary chair tonight of the Costume Institute Gala. As previously mentioned, the theme this year is “Punk”. How will Beysus be punk? How will Beysus cockblock everyone else on the carpet? Will Beysus pose with her best friend Gwyneth Paltrow? Please, someone, get. Full Story

Johnny’s women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 17:31:52 May 6, 2013 17:31:52
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

They’ve all been pretty visible the last few days, with the exception of Kate Moss who’s been known to attend the MET Gala so it wouldn’t be surprising if we see her in New York tonight. Amber Heard was in New York yesterday photographed walking around in a long black and white skirt. Full Story

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No Slum Love at the MET Gala?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 16:39:27 May 6, 2013 16:39:27
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FameFlynet, Ralph Notaro/ Splash

It’s enough that Kanye West somehow talked Anna Wintour into allowing Kanye West’s girlfriend to be there tonight. Can you imagine if JLO’s Slum Bear was accepted too? It could still happen. But they were in Miami yesterday shooting her new video so I feel like maybe we’ll be spared from being grossed out. Full Story

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A New Car

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2013 15:55:15 May 6, 2013 15:55:15
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Splash

Mad Men Season 6 Episode 6 I have been living with unintentional renos for the past four months. That is to say, we had a big fat water leak, it did immeasurable damage, and the very nice people at the insurance company have been taking care of it for us, but it’s a long process that takes a lot of time and most of my stuff has been in boxes since 2013 began. Full Story

Cammie & Jaime Lannister?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 15:34:01 May 6, 2013 15:34:01
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash

Let me put this out there for you right now... Nikolaj Coster-Waldau > Alexander Skarsgard. Get on board with that. Did you see him on Saturday Night Live?! What I’m saying is that I clutched the sheets. Also, when he reached out last night on Game Of Thrones, with his remaining hand, to hold back Brienne’s knife? Jesus, I might need some Lannister-Tarth fan fiction. Full Story

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What are the chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 15:12:39 May 6, 2013 15:12:39

Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here Full Story