The Artist’s Roast

Maria Posted by Maria at July 11, 2013 15:39:43 July 11, 2013 15:39:43
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Neil Warner/ Splash

James Franco. Are you groaning yet? We haven’t even started! Franco announced on Instagram (OF COURSE) that he will be the guest of honour at a Comedy Central roast. Past roastees include Dennis Leary, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, Roseanne Barr, Joan Rivers, Flavor Flav, Jeff Foxworthy, Bab Saget, Larry the Cable Guy and David Hasselhoff. Full Story

Dinner with Uncle Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2013 15:16:34 July 11, 2013 15:16:34

The other day, I posted about Leonardo DiCaprio’s Fourth of July party at his home in the Hollywood Hills. Photos from inside his house ended up on Instagram, including shots of his current model girlfriend Toni Garrn. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Jakey walks her dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2013 15:03:46 July 11, 2013 15:03:46
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INF

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed walking his dog yesterday. That’s what the photo agency is saying. But that dog looks a lot like Charlie, Alyssa Miller’s dog. Alyssa Miller is the Sports Illustrated model he’s dating – click here Full Story

July 11, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2013 14:51:59 July 11, 2013 14:51:59

To Heather on your wedding week, a little Joe Carter and the “Doug” Hangover song by Stu! Love your sisters xoxo "This is for my sweetest love Haley, who is engaged to marry her perfect match on November 2.  I love you and I hope I picked your best five. Wait.... Full Story

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Halle Berry’s wedding weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 21:14:26 July 10, 2013 21:14:26
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Keystone

E! News is reporting that Halle Berry will marry Olivier Martinez this weekend. The two are expecting a child together. Here they are at LAX with daughter Nahla, presumably heading to their wedding destination… Paris? This would be Halle’s third marriage after David Justice and Eric Benet. Full Story

M Damon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 20:41:36 July 10, 2013 20:41:36

Matt Damon was at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln today for student orientation. Apparently he’s the “parent, guardian, or mentor” to a young man, reportedly his nephew. According to school officials, he asked to be given no special treatment whatsoever, preferring to take the campus tour as every other “parent, guardian, or mentor” does. Full Story

Spider-Man loves Wallace, Vince, and maybe the Human Torch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 20:22:20 July 10, 2013 20:22:20
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Wenn, Splash, Bryan Bedder, Stephen Lovekin, Getty

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I’ve been selling you on Michael B Jordan. Of The Wire, of Friday Night Lights, and now, of Fruitvale which is generating a lot of great buzz out of Sundance and opens this weekend in select cities but, f-ck, not mine. The Hollywood Reporter called him the next Denzel Washington – click here Full Story

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Mia Wasikowska & Jesse Eisenberg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 19:37:59 July 10, 2013 19:37:59
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WENN

Are dating. Paps in Toronto shot them kissing etc this week. PEOPLE has secured the first photo exclusively – click here – and they won’t be available for use on other outlets until later. Should I spend money getting more shots from the set? They’ll likely be really expensive. Full Story

My Marvel/Vin Diesel nightmare

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 10, 2013 18:57:14 July 10, 2013 18:57:14

I cannot stand Vin Diesel. CANNOT. STAND. I don’t have a good reason for it. (Lainey: I have several.) It’s just an irrational hatred that sprang from sitting through one too many of his terrible movies. I love bad action movies, and have an unusually high tolerance for the special brand of sh*tty actor that often stars in them, but Diesel is a charisma black hole that destroys everything around him, including my will to live when I’m watching one of his movies. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 18:45:47 July 10, 2013 18:45:47

What? George Clooney doesn’t do phone sex? (Dlisted)

Beyonce glitters, fine. But how does she get her hand to wrap around like that!? (Too Fab)

In other words, she’s talented but lazy. Great. (The Superficial)

George Clooney is single and smiling (Just Jared)

Supermodels in cropped skinny pants (Hollywood Tuna)

H7 is two years old! (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch will drive, and read poetry at the same time, and I will roll my eyes (Cele|bitchy)

YES Harry Shum Jr. YES. (Towleroad)

The bridesmaid raps (Romance Beat)

Miley and Liam’s Canadian reunion (Hollywood PQ)