Well now this is how they should all behave when they divorce -- with bitterness and barbs over a bodyguard, all caught on camera. Heidi Klum was papped on holiday with her children in Sardinia. In the photos, she and her bodyguard have their arms around each other. There’s nothing dirty but it was suggestive enough to get people wondering whether or not they’re intimate. Full Story
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This is the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair -- a beautiful, perfectly complexioned, soft-eyed Katie Holmes looks out at us above a headline about WHAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW, followed by these magic words: Marriage, Scientology-style Brilliant, non? It’s like... the Chanel of tabloid covers. Full Story
Anne! Happy Birthday with love from Audra & Emily who requested for you some old school Jonathan Knight - of course, with pleasure! - and since in this first shot he kinda looks like he could be a member of the Family Cullen, also your favourite fantasy family, I’m included them too. Full Story
A quick note on blog schedule first: it’ll be a very, very light day today and I will not be posting on Monday. It’s the last long weekend of the summer and before it all blows up next week -- the VMAs, NY Fashion Week, and TIFF! -- I need to pre-fuel. Read Full Intro
Sasha gets a jump on winter coats in LifeStyle
Now I know why Leonardo DiCaprio’s accent in J Edgar was so sh-t (Dlisted)
GROSS. If I were Carey Mulligan I would not consider this a compliment (Too Fab)
Jesus, how do they raise these Lohans? How do they manage to trash every room they ever use? (The Superficial)
Megan Fox hides her baby with a paper bag...just like Claire Huxtable! (Just Jared)
Very weird the way Britney’s bikini top is sitting up (Hollywood Tuna)
Celebrities at the US Open (Pop Sugar)
Benedict Cumberbatch is such a bitch (Cele|bitchy)
Nicole Richie looks all washed out (Go Fug Yourself)
Guess what? Tom and Katie didn’t do it a lot. (Celebedge)
Wait, so does this mean Justin Bieber will ball-punch other dudes but can’t be ball-punched back? (Evil Beet Gossip)
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived together in Venice today. Neither has a film screening at the festival but Blake may be there with Gucci as the new face of their Premiere fragrance and the brand is hosting a big event honouring women in film. So she’ll be dressed up and posing at a photo wall. Full Story
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Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her bikini might actually not be worse than the rest. Here’s JLo Bear with her kids, the bodyguards, the nannies, the entire crew, and Casper Bear hanging out in the pool at her hotel in Miami. Full Story
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My reactions, in order, were as follows: I got excited, then rolled my eyes, then got really warm and happy in my stomach, and then went to price out a pair of 3-hole docs that the kids are apparently wearing again. Luke Perry and Jennie Garth together? (Lainey: this according to the National Enquirer which everyone has already denied up and down but still…a LOT of you emailed. Full Story
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This must be why he’s walking around with his shirt unbuttoned. Check out Tom Cruise’s Junior Mint, Taylor Lautner, after dinner last night in West Hollywood showing you the man he is via shots of his young chest. The child thinks he’s Colin Farrell now, poor thing. If only they could all be Colin Farrell with a few strategically forgotten buttons. Full Story
Angelica! Happy Birthday tomorrow with love from your “proud momma” Rebecca! I’m honoured to be something you share with each other every morning. Have a great, great long weekend! Congratulations to Alison R who is marrying Mouktar on Saturday! I’m sorry I wasn’t able to meet you and Dominique at the Faculty of Celebrity Studies in Ottawa. Full Story
“While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."
Well, sh-t, I didn’t realise. Especially since I’m so intimately familiar with you in a bikini wrapped around your husband, and every other detail of your life that you so happily blast out on Twitter several times a day. Fortunately (but really unfortunately) for her then, I don’t actually care. On the caring metre, it’s the same for LeAnn Rimes the way it is for Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe even less. Because while trying to attract attention by dressing up as Audrey Hepburn and stalking Tiffany & Co is pathetic, it’s nowhere near as low as exploiting a trip to rehab for the same purpose.
Did you get a chance to watch the Opening Ceremony of the Paralympic Games? I loved the Opening Ceremony for the Summer Games. But I may have enjoyed this one more. On the production side it was a lot tighter too. And besides, how about Ian McKellen’s robe?
Also attached -- the legendary Arnold Boldt of Canada at the Velodrome today. I’ve lost track of how many Paralympics he’s competed in. Like, at least 6, right?
Yours in gossip,