Friday, June 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I wish we could have a conversation about Wendi Deng the way Chinese people, like my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, talk about Wendi Deng. But this is not a cultural history blog. And it would be impossible to give you a comprehensive understanding of the foundations of some of our assumptions, which are often unfair and always totally gossipy.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 19:18:13 June 14, 2013 19:18:13

Our Hayley is competing in a bike race called Test of Metal tomorrow. It’s 67 km over 1200 metres of climbing and she hopes to do it in under five hours. FIVE HOURS. Hayley’s been training for a year. She started as a total novice. Last week she went over the handlebars. I’ve attached a photo of her injury -- and this was AFTER several days of healing. Badass! You know what she said when I asked her what her goal was? “I just want to finish with a smile on my face, and I’ll do that if I can control my self doubt.” Me? I’ll be sleeping in. Have a great weekend! Good luck Hayley!

A Why Is got married but I can’t stop looking at the close-up at this woman’s face -- scroll down (Dlisted)

When Blake Lively’s husband kissed Sabrina the teenage witch (Too Fab)

Charlie Sheen writes another love letter (The Superficial)

Miley covers Billboard and... I don’t hate what she’s saying here (Just Jared)

Carmen Electra looks exactly the same (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrities and their fathers -- Happy Father’s Day! (Pop Sugar)

Did Johnny Depp pull the superstar card for Amber Heard? (Cele|bitchy)

I like to imagine that RDJ is making a face about the spelling of the child’s name (IDLYITW)

Yeezus leaks (Pink Is The New Blog)

Matt Damon vs Jodie Foster (Towleroad)

Frontal Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 18:56:09 June 14, 2013 18:56:09

Before we break off for the weekend (Smutty Tingles is still coming), let’s get ourselves in the best mood possible. You know who’s good for that? Come on. You KNOW who’s always good for that. It’s our Mimi. Mimi appeared to be in Monaco this week. Of course she was. At least it looked that way from this photo she posted of herself with Roc on her Twitter Full Story

JLO’s makeup without Slum Bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 18:33:35 June 14, 2013 18:33:35
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Jennifer Lopez was the recipient of the humanitarian award at the amfAR Inspiration Gala last night in New York. Amazingly enough, her Slum Lover Casper Bear did not crash the party. She might have to buy him another truck to make up for this one. Bears or no bears though, JLO looked great in the face last night. Full Story

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Belly Cupping: Halle Berry edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 18:11:33 June 14, 2013 18:11:33

You know I hate the belly cupping. And I know many of you hate me for hating the belly cupping. Where we generally agree however is on the belly cupping by the baby father. It’s gross. Here’s Halle Berry having her belly cupped by her baby father Olivier Martinez in Paris yesterday. Full Story

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Sandy wears Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 17:49:33 June 14, 2013 17:49:33
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WENN

Sandra Bullock wore Victoria Beckham to the premiere of The Heat in London last night. I’m really into this dress, especially the back in that it’s supposed to look like your bra is exposed. Unfortunately, the shoes. I can’t with the chains. It’s too much of a night out in Vegas by Kanye West’s girlfriend. Full Story

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Wes Bentley on HBO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 17:13:31 June 14, 2013 17:13:31

I like to write about Wes Bentley every chance I get. Bentley was supposed to be a big deal after American Beauty. He had the talent, he had the looks, and he had a serious heroin addiction. As he revealed to the NY Times a couple of years ago, he’d lock himself in an apartment and just binge. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s billionaire double date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 16:33:47 June 14, 2013 16:33:47
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Sumner Redstone, the owner of Viacom, among other major entertainment properties, broke up with Tom Cruise a few years ago for jumping on Oprah’s couch and generally being a f-cking weirdo. At the time, Redstone told Vanity Fair that “(Cruise) was embarrassing the studio (Paramount). And he was costing us a lot of money. Full Story

Rachel McAdams stays the same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 16:07:04 June 14, 2013 16:07:04
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PUNKD Images

It’s what I have always said I love most about Rachel McAdams (and we love her a lot here at LaineyGossip.com) -- Rachel isn’t LA. Rachel works, and then she comes home. She stays in Toronto. And it can get cold in Toronto. It’s not the every day sunny skies of Los Angeles. It’s a pain in the ass to get around when it snows. Full Story

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Keanu's Movie for Nerds

Dean Posted by Dean at June 14, 2013 15:53:03 June 14, 2013 15:53:03
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EM43/ Splash

We've seen many faces of Keanu Reeves over the years. There's Keanu the insanely successful blockbuster star, Keanu the art house gay-ish muse, Keanu the idiot, Keanu the romcom leading man, Keanu the sad Chateau Marmont cliche. Now say hello to Keanu the director. The trailer for his first feature film, called Man of Tai Chi, has been released and, while it's probably not what you were expected from him, it also confirms some assumptions we've all been making about him for some time now. Full Story

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