Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 19:44:01 March 14, 2013 19:44:01

Sasha Finds Louis Vuitton for cheaps and Jessica Biel’s booties in Lifestyle

Oh look. Dina Lohan made a fool of herself drunk (Dlisted)

Do you like this tight blue and black dress? (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz pregnant at the beach...gorgeous (Too Fab)

Andrew Garfield needs to take off that green hat (Pop Sugar)

Nicki Minaj is SO pretty here (Cele|bitchy)

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen: still pruning after all these years (Just Jared)

Love Hilary Duff’s workout pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Taylor Swift did not make out with this guy (IDLYITW)

GREAT top (Go Fug Yourself)

Salma Hayek in rollers and a robe (Popoholic)

 

Gwyneth’s Hunger Games

Maria Posted by Maria at March 14, 2013 19:24:45 March 14, 2013 19:24:45

(Lainey: as promised, there will be a lot of G on the site today. Previously we heard from Dean. Here’s Maria’s take on Gwyneth’s new cookbook.) It’s a wonderful time for gossip when Gwyneth is promoting something because raging on her is practically a national pastime. Full Story

It’s Not Her, It’s You: Gwyneth (UPDATED)

Dean Posted by Dean at March 14, 2013 19:14:26 March 14, 2013 19:14:26

(Lainey: get ready. There will be multiple Gwyneth posts for you today, because your cuticles need trimming. Here's Dean's take first.) There’s no denying that LaineyGossip is a pro-Gwyneth organization. It’s a Paltrow Safe Zone. We love her (BECAUSE she’s a dick most of the time). Full Story

Jason without Michelle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 17:34:54 March 14, 2013 17:34:54
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INF

This is Jason Segel in West Hollywood yesterday having coffee with a friend. Anytime anyone isn’t famous they’re immediately labelled “mystery woman/man”. I’m not getting any vibes. Are you? As you know, Segel is no longer with Michelle Williams. Their relationship lasted a year, and almost every source concurs that the decision was hers. Full Story

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You must Believe...and then Delete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 16:46:25 March 14, 2013 16:46:25
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Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch but, really, Tom Stoppard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 15:43:31 March 14, 2013 15:43:31
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I’ve not yet started watching Parade’s End yet. I know! F-cking award season, right? But my travel slows down in a week or so and in between having a nervous breakdown over my deadlines, Parade’s End will be my jam, I promise, and I will probably love it, which will make me hate Downton Abbey even more, and I do really love to hate Downton Abbey. Full Story

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McConaughey with a side part

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 14:50:05 March 14, 2013 14:50:05
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Pacific Coast News

Well hello. Matthew McConaughey was photographed on the set of True Detectives in New Orleans yesterday with his hair styled to the side. Umm... MM looks really, really GOOD with a side part, non? Like waayyyyy better with a side part than what he normally does which is ... slicked back like douchebag Hollywood agent styles? Oh! Do you hear that? That is the sound of Justin Timberlake taking credit for McConaughey’s side part. Full Story

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Second Year begins soon!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 14:28:28 March 14, 2013 14:28:28

Last year we launched an exciting new partnership with vitaminwater Canada. LaineyGossip copy was featured on the labels on vitaminwater zero bottles and several of my essays were published on the vitaminwater Tumblr Full Story

This has to stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 14:15:43 March 14, 2013 14:15:43
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I really need Jim Carrey to stop with his feet. He keeps walking around with these feet. To promote Burt Wonderstone, I guess? And it’s supposed to be funny... It’s not funny. It’s gross. Maybe it wouldn’t be so gross if there was something caricaturish about them beyond the size. Full Story

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March 14, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 14:04:31 March 14, 2013 14:04:31

Shaun! Happy Birthday from Dulcinea and Arya who know it’s been rough with the LSAT prep and not working but Harvard, yes, Harvard is the goal -- you are smart to have prioritised that. Attached by request -- Kendrick Lamar, The Game, and Big KRIT posing with their hands. It’s like they never know what to do with them. Full Story