The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:50:56 March 18, 2013 19:50:56
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Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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Dating Portraits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:02:32 March 18, 2013 19:02:32

Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken to post on Facebook Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 18:33:04 March 18, 2013 18:33:04

Am working on this post in the business centre sitting 2 feet away from the man who created the Khaleesi wondering what would happen to me if I was a bigger nerd. Or if he was JK Rowling.

If only Anderson Cooper could suck the collagen and the Botox out with his mouth (Dlisted)

So... I really wanted to click “play” on this trailer but you’ll understand now why I can’t? (Too Fab)

Mother of a child star -- it’s always the same, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Miley in a bikini and still no Liam (Just Jared)

Are these two dating? They should (Hollywood Tuna)

No. Still not as cute as Tom Hardy and the puppy (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson will not play an unformed young woman who will give up everything for love (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron studiedly unkempt (Socialite Life)

As IF Kristen Stewart would collect Robert Pattinson up in a limo and not a red vintage pick-up truck! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Um, Stephenie Meyer should have been the one in the spotlight but Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sacrificed themselves for her...? WHAT? (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

A voice. One.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 18, 2013 17:50:05 March 18, 2013 17:50:05

Girls Season 2 Episode 10 recap Years ago, still in school and just out of it, I fell in love for the first time. We spent almost every waking hour together, making the fact that he did not love me even more poignant - or more pointless, depending on your perspective. We were both romantics, though, and we both professed to really want to meet someone, and spent a lot of time talking about "someone you’d get up out of bed for, if they called at 3 AM". Full Story

A Perm for an Oscar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 17:14:38 March 18, 2013 17:14:38
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Bradley Cooper was papped on the set of the upcoming David O Russell movie with perm rollers in his head. He's previously mentioned that he was trying out a perm for a role. I suppose that's why his hair looked so sh-t during award season. But worth it, right? David O Russell directed Coop to his first Oscar nomination in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

Bow down to Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 16:20:06 March 18, 2013 16:20:06

Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size:  I know when you were little girls You dreamt of being in my world Don’t forget it Respect that Bow down bitches I took my time to live my life But don’t think I’m just his little wife Don’t get it twisted this is my sh-t Huge ego, totally, a standard subject in hiphop/R&B lyrics, and a natural progression for the Beysus, considering that she’s gone from Independent Woman wearing a Halo to the Mother of the Earth in whose presence we should all bow down? Most of the people dropping braggy verses however are male. Full Story

H7’s Pink Lady walking boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 15:12:49 March 18, 2013 15:12:49
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Check it out -- how f-cking cute is this? H7 and her dad went for a walk. She wore her Pink Ladies jacket and a dope pair of baby boots. “And we’re gonna ruuuuuule the school!” H7 had a busy weekend. On Saturday she hit up the Hertfordshire Theatre with her ma and her brother Romeo to watch the Three Counties Youth ballet, just one of the many stops on Victoria Beckham’s busy schedule. Full Story

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JT Fatigue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 14:49:46 March 18, 2013 14:49:46
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I have it. Do you have it? For how many years we were hoping Justin Timberlake would return to music and quit with the acting, and now, only a few weeks after he’s returned to music, I’m sick of him already. I’m sick of him everywhere -- late night television, variety shows, award shows, festivals, commercials, radio, online. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 3.14: Why is stupid Andrea still alive?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 18, 2013 14:31:05 March 18, 2013 14:31:05
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The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 14 recap Three more episodes and we’re through with The Walking Dead for a while. These seasons are too long—I was ready to be done with this season about four episodes ago. But this also means that we’re getting into final act, and stuff happening, so there MAY BE SPOILERS. Full Story

Gwyneth’s sad smut ...for sale?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 13:57:03 March 18, 2013 13:57:03

Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of SELF looking really great in a blue and green patterned dress. She is currently promoting her new cookbook It’s All Good, about how to eliminate all the pleasure out of your diet, or something. In the interview G acknowledges that she wasn’t well liked. Full Story

March 18, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 13:25:48 March 18, 2013 13:25:48

Laurie! Happy Birthday from Amanda who asked me to feature some Officer Rick which, at first I thought she meant Rick Ross, and that would have been a first...although now I understand it’s from The Walking Dead. Officer Rick needs a love scene, if only that we could get some shots of him not holding a gun. Full Story