Worst Emmy Tendrils: Malin Akerman

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 13:58:55 September 23, 2013 13:58:55
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Okay, so we know there’s a hierarchy to these things, right? All the dresses are chosen in sequence of who gets to wear them, with the best going first, and the last ones going to the guest stars or wives or ladies Of A Certain Age. Malin Akerman isn’t super A-list, but she’s not nobody, either. Full Story

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Emmys Worst Thinnification: Julianna Margulies

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 13:46:46 September 23, 2013 13:46:46
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I think I’ve been clear here, before, that I really like the Marg. I spell her name wrong with regularity, of course, but I like her. She’s always kind of got some quiet sass about her, rocking the latter part of her career, and she knows exactly what’s up, I feel, at these events. Full Story

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Good sheer at the Emmys: Lena Headey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 13:20:02 September 23, 2013 13:20:02
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I like the exposed girdle under lace situation happening here on Cersei Lannister. It’s not the best, but it’s far from the worst. Too bad she totally disappeared during the show though. Because Game Of Thrones doesn’t exist at the Emmys, it really doesn’t. This is what I meant earlier when I said that a lot of the people who actually looked good were made irrelevant by the show. Full Story

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Emmys Best Face Forward: Michael Douglas

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 13:11:21 September 23, 2013 13:11:21
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So I guess what I realized is that we don't really give men as much credit, do we? We sort of smile affectionately when their relationships dissemble and wait for them to have new girlfriends. If this was George Clooney or Jake Gyllenhaal or someone, we’d be laughing about who was going to be next. Full Story

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Sister Dressing At The Emmys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 12:52:57 September 23, 2013 12:52:57
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I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I would pick something I liked and if it clashed, so f-cking be it. Full Story

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The Emmys 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 12:39:25 September 23, 2013 12:39:25
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They did a bit last night about how Neil Patrick Harris might have hosting fatigue. I can’t remember the exact name for it but you get the point. I’m not sure they actually got the point though because it was really just meant as a gratuitous promotion for How I Met Your Mother, which, as Duana said, dominated the entire show, at the expense of a lot of fresher shows. Full Story

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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the Emmys 2013 Live-Blog! It's been a while since we've done this. And, frankly, I still don't know what to do about Breaking Bad. So if you find Duana talking to herself for 75 mins, that's what happened.  Read Full Intro

Friday, September 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

What’s your plan for the Emmys? Specifically, what’s your plan for the Emmys and Breaking Bad? The final two episodes of Breaking Bad will run 75 minutes. That’s over 30% of the Emmys. And this is when the West Coast time zone would be an advantage. If I still lived in Vancouver, I’d be able to watch both and finish before 10pm and get a head start writing through the night.

Full Emmys coverage is coming on Monday. My hope for Julie Bowen is that she stays away from taffeta. My hope for Michael Douglas is that he shows up dripping in rings and holding a puppy. My hope for Walter White is that … I don’t actually know what I hope for Walt. Why should Walt get any hope?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 20:00:56 September 20, 2013 20:00:56

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