Flu still. Worse today. So sorry about the inconvenience but it's probably best to stay in bed with a huge pot of congee to kill it before the weekend -- the SAGs are on Sunday!
Was I hallucinating or did they really give Mimi a bacon fantasy last night?
Apologies for the interruption in your gossip schedule. Be back in the afternoon if there's improvement through the morning. Otherwise tomorrow.
Yours in gossip,
PS...Sasha finds slouchy boots and long sleeved dresses today in Lifestyle.
I went to bed in the afternoon yesterday with a headache and turned on The Situation Room on CNN. Wolf Blitzer always makes me happy. It’s something about the way he shouts and also HIS NAME IS WOLF BLITZER. At least twice a week I need a hit of Wolf shouting and especially when I’m sick. Read Full Intro
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Jake Gyllenhaal was at Sundance yesterday supporting his mother, Naomi Foner, and her film Very Good Girls. Look at how cute he is, sitting beside Jamie Lee Curtis, videoing his ma on stage. Earlier during the festival, Jakey’s one-time BFF Matthew McConaughey was also in Park City. Remember when they used to bro-down all the time on their bikes with Lance Armstrong? It was 2006. Full Story
Aretha wore a big hat AND she sang live! (Dlisted)
JLO and LeAnn Rimes defend Beyonce. That might be the most embarrassing of it all. (Too Fab)
Megan Fox and Leslie Mann touch each other God why is Judd Apatow so celebrated? (The Superficial)
Demi Moore works out (Just Jared)
Claudia Salinger, is that you!? (Hollywood Tuna)
I have half-ass confession fatigue, do you? (Pop Sugar)
Daniel Radcliffe continues to be awesomely pro-gay (Cele|bitchy)
Obviously I’m getting tickets to this (Evil Beet Gossip)
Carly Rae is a Candie’s girl (Hollywood PQ)
JB will sing and cry his own river (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
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Here’s Harry arriving home today with his fellow soldiers. They were flown back to England, landing in Oxfordshire, on a Royal Air Force A-330 following a tour of duty in Afghanistan. As you know, Harry was gone for 4 months and loved the freedom and pissing out helicopters but maybe not the celibacy but that’ll change by the weekend when he resumes life on the club circuit. Full Story
So Shakira’s son was born yesterday (heh. Literally.) She and the father, Gerard Pique, have named him Milan Pique Mebarak (Shakira’s last name). First things first – Milan is a lovely name. I think I’ve heard of a girl with this name, but that’s fine with me – it sounds romantic and male in that soft way. Full Story
Have you noticed that all of Lance Armstrong’s loves look the same? Or, more precisely, they all look very similar to Kristin Armstrong, his first wife? Sheryl Crow and Tori Burch in particular have the same face. Lance is a very, very good liar and bully, but you know what he doesn’t get enough credit for? Lance, amazingly, fell exclusively for very discreet women. Full Story
In a piece of fantastical timing, I had no sooner defended my crush on Benedict Cumberbatch (again), than Dreamworks released the first still from The Fifth Estate, showing Cumberbatch in character as Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Cannot unsee. Look, if Benedict Cumberbatch is not your flavor, I get it. Full Story
Cameron Diaz arrived in Miami on Monday. Not sure why but... hopefully not to get in front of Alex Rodriguez. Her friend Leonardo DiCaprio is there too though and they’ve been known to hang out and, you know, do what they do, casually, without commitment, when there are no other options... But would Gwyneth Paltrow approve? The UK Sun Full Story
Justified, Season 4, Episode 3 recap. Timothy Olyphant went on Conan. The result was pretty spectacular -- see video below. He is the coolest person alive. So we’re skipping over the Raylan/Hot Lindsey/Hot Lindsey’s husband situation to pick up with Boyd dropping in on Preacher Billy’s sister, Cassie. Full Story