Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 15:55:47 March 8, 2013 15:55:47
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Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. Full Story

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Stacy Keibler: on her way out?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 15:39:12 March 8, 2013 15:39:12
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As I reported a couple of days after the Oscars, every source I talked to that weekend was of the opinion that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler had entered the third act of their relationship. I also wrote that she was rumoured to be calling Geoff Stults behind George’s back; Stults is an actor she was dealing with before she and Clooney started dating. Full Story

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Besties with Beysus?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 15:14:31 March 8, 2013 15:14:31
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You think Mrs Timberlake wallpapered one side of her apartment with this photo? And the PEOPLE Magazine cover of her husband jumping on her head on the other? As you know, Justin Timberlake collaborated with Jay-Z on his upcoming album The 20/20 Experience. The two will also be touring together this summer. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s heroic evening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 14:48:52 March 8, 2013 14:48:52
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Justin Bieber was criticised earlier this week for starting late in London -- reportedly 2 hours delayed for “technical issues” -- and this just after he went out in a gas mask and complained on Twitter about people being mean to him. But he showed up on time, even two minutes early!, for his next show! We should recognise him for this. Full Story

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March 8, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 14:38:33 March 8, 2013 14:38:33

Melissa! Happy Birthday on Sunday with love from Carlee who wants you to know that things will fall into place as they should; the universe will come through. Here’s Henry Cavill by request. Carlee asked me about Edmonton. I’m coming in April for some serious gossiping. More details are coming. Full Story

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Dear Gossips,

We had my in-laws over for dinner last night. During a discussion about people who need and seek too much attention, my father-in-law, out of the blue, brought up Lindsay Lohan. This is a 60-something year old Polish man with negative interest in Hollywood gossip. But he knows her name from the internet, as he scans the headlines on MSN. He doesn’t even have open the articles to read and he’s already concluded, accurately, that she is a loser. If someone totally unfamiliar with the entertainment industry has that opinion, can you imagine what people who actually are in the industry must think of her?

Lohan’s been keeping a low profile the last 10 days or so as we approach her trial on March 18. Exactly. What does it say to you that she can just turn that off and on, the fact that she’s an asshole? 

Lindsay Lohan and Shia LaBeouf are the same age. Unrelated?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2013 21:36:31 March 7, 2013 21:36:31

Sasha Finds wristlets and double breasted coats in LifeStyle
 
Matt Damon mounting Michael Douglas. Must See TV. (Dlisted)

What if Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift joined forces? (The Superficial)

Um, no Selena Gomez. Beyonce and Jay-Z’s love is nothing like your love with Justin Bieber (Too Fab)

Um, Ryan Lochte and Carmen Electra? (Pop Sugar)

The worst 50 days in a Twi-Hard’s life (Cele|bitchy)

Peeta styled like Romeo Beckham (Just Jared)

Oh Tyra Collette, we missed you (Hollywood Tuna)

Great Givenchy sweater on Amanda Seyfried...that’s probably super expensive and she wore it as travel gear (Pink Is The New Blog)

The destructive breasts of Sofia Vergara (Popoholic)

Vanessa Hudgens wears a good blazer (Go Fug Yourself)

Tina Fey & Mean Moms

Maria Posted by Maria at March 7, 2013 20:42:01 March 7, 2013 20:42:01
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My favourite part of the 30 Rock finale was Liz Lemon on the mommy chat boards – an innocuous question about where to get a bike turns into a raging fight about gender issues and safety helmets. “It’s funny ‘cause it’s true” definitely applies here. Urban Baby Full Story

Is Chelsea helping or hurting Jennifer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2013 19:26:06 March 7, 2013 19:26:06
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This is not the first time Chelsea Handler has publicly sh-t on Angelina Jolie. She’s called her a f-cking c-nt, she’s called her a homewrecker, she’s good for it every time. And she’s asked about it every time. If I were interviewing her for etalk, I would ask her too. Because she always delivers. Full Story

Oscar Annie comes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2013 17:22:52 March 7, 2013 17:22:52
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Anne Hathaway and her husband arrived back in New York yesterday, her first time home since winning Oscar. Remember when hating on Anne Hathaway dominated discussions in the first few days after the show? And then... Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and Shia LaBeouf took over? Come on. Let’s love Annie again. Full Story

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