Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 20:57:50 January 18, 2013 20:57:50

Zac Efron and dildos (Dlisted)

This story is so crazy it might actually be true (The Superficial)

That Nicole Kidman thing just happened to someone else (Too Fab)

Charlize Theron moving boxes (Pop Sugar)

Stacy Keibler isn’t going to be nice to Angelina Jolie anymore (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is selling her skin too (Just Jared)

Jennifer Lawrence draws attention to her ass and now everyone’s studying old photos (Hollywood Tuna)

Hushpuppy forgot her homework! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Taylor does actually want to get back together (The Blemish)

HATE this Stacy Keibler dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Rafa’s coming back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 20:47:27 January 18, 2013 20:47:27
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It’s been a rough several months for Rafael Nadal. There was that knee injury. And then a stomach virus that kept him from the Australian Open where, SPOILER ALERT, Maria Sharapova dominated Venus Williams today and when I first read the headline I thought it said Serena and I almost tripped. Full Story

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Scarjo’s successful opening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 20:43:07 January 18, 2013 20:43:07
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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof premiered last night in New York. The play is receiving some sh-tty reviews, but Scarlett’s performance has generally been very well received. Here’s Scarjo on stage in costume and on the carpet wearing the SH-T out of Dolce & Gabbana. The jacket is perfectly fit. Full Story

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Bonnie Bungs It Up Again

Duana Posted by Duana at January 18, 2013 19:30:17 January 18, 2013 19:30:17
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The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 10 Remember how on the old, politically incorrect Scooby-Doo, no matter who actually screwed up, they would blame Daphne? I wasted serious time this morning trying to find the catchphrase they said but to no avail, so if you remember, you’ll make my weekend. Full Story

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The way Nicholas Hoult looks...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 17:31:31 January 18, 2013 17:31:31
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At a woman. GODDAMN. Nicholas Hoult, my #2 on the Five List, was in Rome this week promoting Warm Bodies. Here he is, at the premiere after-party, clearly enjoying himself in the company of Tatiana Luter, an Italian actress. You know, now that he’s single and all. Turns out, I guess I’m not sad, not even a little, that he and Jennifer Lawrence aren’t together anymore. Full Story

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Rachel & Daniel date night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 16:04:38 January 18, 2013 16:04:38
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If Sarah had a Robsten, it would be Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. During the Golden Globes live-blog, I could feel her, all the way in Chicago, wanting to turn the entire conversation into a mega gush about her favourite couple. They are indeed hot. And she makes him so. Here they are in New York last night, hand in hand, at the premiere of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (Scarlett Johansson). Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s blue suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 15:40:05 January 18, 2013 15:40:05
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Sarah always complains that Jeremy Renner has a shiny suit problem. This is definitely an improvement. Renner is promoting Hansel & Gretel and stopped by Letterman yesterday. Did they talk about his kid-to-be? I’ve not seen it in any headlines but then again, everyone’s just talking about Lance Armstrong, and if they’re not talking about Lance Armstrong, they’re talking about Manti Te’o. Full Story

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Charlie Sheen is still winning

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 18, 2013 15:28:00 January 18, 2013 15:28:00
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There’s an article in The Hollywood Reporter this week about Debmar-Mercury’s potentially revolutionizing formula for television syndication, and I wanted to read it and think about the future of TV, but I got stuck on one of the details in the article. Debmar’s syndication deal is a “10/90” structure, meaning they make a ten-episode first season, and if that hits pre-determined ratings marks, another 90 episodes is automatically ordered and produced. Full Story

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The 3 Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 15:03:43 January 18, 2013 15:03:43
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Two bears wasn’t enough. They had to add a third bear. They had to acquire a new bear to affirm their Bear Love. Here’s what Slum Bear Casper Smart posted on his Twitter yesterday, re-tweeted by JLO: Introducing the new addition to the family. Full Story

January 18, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 14:43:13 January 18, 2013 14:43:13

Gina! Happy Birthday from your friends at GossipCon! (Including Andrew!) See? I’m learning the GossipCon speak, right? And to Tanya N., Emily N. Ruth H. Lucia J., Jennifer C., Lisa B., Sarah S., Heather T., Briony H., Melissa H., Carolyn L., Gail L., Mandy H., and Karyn S. who’ve bonded over animals through gossip -- big ups to all of you for raising money in support of Marineland whistleblowers, Phil Demers and Christine Santos, who are being sued by the park for coming forward with allegations of animal abuse. Full Story

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Dear Gossips,

There is no one as single-mindedly in love with herself as Mariah Carey, no one as committed to making every moment -- lavender or otherwise -- about herself as Mariah Carey. Oh wait. Yes, actually, there is. Lance Armstrong.  Read Full Intro