Taylor’s Camelot Summer

August 20, 2012 14:33:10 Posted at August 20, 2012 14:33:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, INF

These are the final days... Here’s Taylor Swift with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy in Hyannis Port this weekend where, as you know, she’s purchased a home on the Kennedy Compound. They kissed on the boardwalk. They held hands in the surf accessorised by polka dots and headbands and hipster bathers because, I dunno, it wouldn’t do to pretend to be first lady in your mind if the whole world has seen you in a g-bikini. Full Story

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Pose Hard As A Couple

August 20, 2012 13:50:17 Posted at August 20, 2012 13:50:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Jason Merritt/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith worked the carpet together at the Do Something Awards last night. As you can see, they’re playing the “let me look up at you adoringly” pose. And the “whisper something funny, our inside joke, and we can laugh together” one. But while Lea’s found a willing partner in the game, her dress, unfortunately, is a total bust. Full Story

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August 20, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 20, 2012 13:21:24 Posted at August 20, 2012 13:21:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary Kom just won a bronze medal at London 2012. She’s won 5 world championships. She is the MOST SUCCESSFUL amateur boxer IN HISTORY, man or woman, and a mother of two. From India. India produces some of the best female boxers in the world, did you know that? No. You didn’t. We didn’t. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 17, 2012 18:08:20 Posted at August 17, 2012 18:08:20
Jacek Posted by Jacek

Hi Gossips.  Lainey passes on her sincerest apologies for the ultra-short column today.  As she mentioned earlier in the week, she’s shooting most of today (and yesterday) and does not have any time to write.  If anything big breaks, however, she will blog from her Blackberry.  This includes anything Brange related, for example, or if Ryan Lochte manages to form a coherent sentence without unknowingly stating how dense he is.  Did you hear his quote about why acting is difficult for him?  Anyway… thanks for reading our blog.  And check out what our friends are saying to wrap the week…

Gaga’s bodyguard clotheslines a protestor (Dlisted)

RPatz is so heartbroken that he can’t even look in a mirror, clearly (Go Fug Yourself)

Katy and John all over each other at a pool party (The Superficial)

Michelle shields Matilda from the paps (Just Jared)

Mama Commerce in hot starred pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Can someone invent a key pocket inside these large handbags?  Lainey does this all the time too and it drives me nuts (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s crisis diet (Cele|bitchy)

Kevin Jonas might still be a virgin (Crushable)

Katy Perry showing leg is fine with me (Trendmill)

Justin Bieber doesn’t think he ‘acts famous’ (Evil Beet Gossip)

Johnny’s exes: holiday coincidence?

August 17, 2012 15:55:58 Posted at August 17, 2012 15:55:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss and daughter Lila Grace are currently on holiday in St Tropez. You know who else is in St Tropez? Vanessa Paradis and her children, Lily Rose and Jack. It’s a common place to holiday (for rich people). Needless to say, I doubt they’re sharing a yacht and I don’t think they’ll be a friendly dinner, not even a run-in. Full Story

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Matt Damon and family go home

August 17, 2012 15:25:15 Posted at August 17, 2012 15:25:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Matt Damon, ever gracious, at LAX yesterday and then arriving home in Boston later with his family. Damon’s permanent residence for a while was in Miami, then New York. Did we know though that he’s moving to LA? Am told that he and wife Luciana (Lucy) have bought a home very close to the Afflecks, like just a few doors down, and that after the kids do another year of school in NY they’ll be relocating for good to LA. Full Story

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The Master in Chicago

August 17, 2012 14:40:53 Posted at August 17, 2012 14:40:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The crowd stretched down the block and around the corner, hundreds of people pouring onto Southport on a night when the Cubs weren’t in town for the special Chicago screening of The Master last night. People were palpably excited, checking and re-checking tickets, everyone worried about an oversell. Full Story

A great white dress and on fake hair

August 17, 2012 14:08:53 Posted at August 17, 2012 14:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Ian Gavan/Getty

LOVE this Giambattista Valli dress on Jessica Biel. Maybe even more than I did when it was sent down the runway. So much that that f-cking fringe doesn’t even bother me so much today. It’s the collar. It’s the lace sleeves. It’s the feather peplum which is a refreshing improvement on the goddamn overplayed feather skirt. Full Story

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August 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 17, 2012 13:53:06 Posted at August 17, 2012 13:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley! Happy 23rd Birthday with love from Ava who says she fell in love with you at In Bruges and over your chair. She also greatly admires your work ethic and perseverance and would never have guessed about that shot of vodka - I do that too, and it’s been successful every time! And for Michelle who needs a lift - I’m so sorry that you’ve been waiting for so long for it to happen and I’m sorry it still hasn’t happened yet. Full Story

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Please. Stop sending me that Idris Elba link. You know the one. And if you don’t, consider yourself fortunate. Because it’s never, ever going to happen, even when it’s muted. All it does is remind me of the time he sang that song on the beach that I wrote about last year - click here  Read Full Intro