Malia, the intern

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at March 22, 2017 15:31:56 March 22, 2017 15:31:56
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Yesterday, Malia Obama wore a white tank, some super cute black booties, a zip-up red jacket and a glorious 'I'm unimpressed with the paparazzi' resting face to her internship at The Weinstein Company. Full Story

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Charlie tastes the rain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2017 14:58:39 March 22, 2017 14:58:39
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“Tastes the rain” is a lyric I can totally hear in a Taylor Swift song. Or John Mayer. I chased the rain And then I tasted it You were in the drops That’s why I blame it Cut to a Milli Vanilli sample. And that’s why I’m not a songwriter. Here’s Charlie Hunnam Full Story

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Lindsayโ€™s deflated reality

Maria Posted by Maria at March 22, 2017 14:38:15 March 22, 2017 14:38:15
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Last month, Lindsay Lohan was on The View. It was a warm reception, particularly from Whoopi. There were no tough questions and the panel seemed to cheerily decide to avoid Lindsay’s non-existent career, focusing instead on her philanthropic work and a sizzle reel. Full Story

March 22, 2017 โ€“ Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2017 14:03:44 March 22, 2017 14:03:44
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Louise! Happy 40th Birthday with love from Janelle who requested photos of smart, courageous, and strong women because “that describes Louise to perfection”. Here are Serena Williams, Constance Wu, Rosa Parks, Buffy Sainte-Marie, and Marie Curie.  Full Story

Smutty Social Media, March 21, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at March 21, 2017 21:15:57 March 21, 2017 21:15:57
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Jessica Chastain and Xavier Dolan are really good friends, good enough that she can post a photoshopped birthday card with his crush. Yes that is Sebastian Stan. And yes Sebastian knows – he left a comment on the photo. Sounds like he’s flattered.   Happy Birthday to this earth angel! ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡@xavierdolan #yourewelcomedarling #photoshoppedgifts #everybodysfantasyboyfriend Full Story

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Charlie goes hiking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2017 20:54:03 March 21, 2017 20:54:03

That’s basically the whole article. I don’t have much more to say other than Charlie Hunnam went hiking yesterday. And he looks hot hiking. Hottest? Not quite the hottest. If he had a dog with him that would make it hotter, non? Why doesn’t Charlie Hunnam have a dog? Oh right. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2017 19:15:55 March 21, 2017 19:15:55

On this week’s Sasha Answers podcast – F*CK PEOPLE. Seriously. We hate people. 

Do you smell ugly smut in this situation? (Dlisted) 

Nicki Minaj shoots her not-really-a-diss-track video in London (Just Jared) 

How Londoners are shading Prince William (Cele|bitchy) 

When I see that bear on Justin Bieber’s chest, I think of Leonardo DiCaprio and The Struggle (TooFab) 

The sexist commentary about Princess Kate during a rugby match (Celeb Dirty Laundry) 

Justin Bieber charms the seniors (Pop Sugar) 

I hate this outfit on Jenna Dewan (Popoholic) 

Nina Agdal, an advocate for self-pleasure (Hollywood Tuna) 

WHAT IS THIS DRESS!? (Go Fug Yourself)