Edward Norton is a Father (Yes I Still Care)

Maria Posted by Maria at April 18, 2013 17:06:35 April 18, 2013 17:06:35

It’s hard to crush on a celebrity who is truly private. Sure a Leo or a Johnny Depp are private, but they also work a lot, meaning lots of promotional media. Edward Norton doesn’t work a ton (IMDb shows no movies in 2013), and his interviews are few and far between. I have weird celebrity crushes and they tend to stick -- number one on my Freebie 5 (Dave Grohl, don’t mess) is going on 16 years. Full Story

Festival Hopping with U by Kotex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2013 16:43:12 April 18, 2013 16:43:12
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Here’s how I see the year in entertainment -- as a cycle: the heat begins in May and ends in February (next year March) with the Oscars. May, of course, means CANNES! And this Cannes is opening in 3D. This Cannes is a Baz Luhrmann Cannes. This Cannes is a very, very pretty Leo Cannes. Not quite as pretty as he was in Romeo & Juliet (no one ever is as pretty as when they’re 20) but beautifully lit, beautifully shot, and on The Great Gatsby premiere night with the Croisette in the background, wearing a tux, heading up those red steps…? The money shot will be the one of him looking over his shoulder into the distance. Full Story

That thing on your chin and your hand on your hip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2013 15:37:40 April 18, 2013 15:37:40
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John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in Sydney, Australia today for the Qantas gala. As you can see, he persists with that singular patch of black spike on his chin, leftover perhaps from all the follicle regeneration they performed on his head, like a lonely piece of sod that, for some reason, got separated from his family, looking forlornly at the lawn that grows in solidarity while he’s stuck between two pieces of sidewalk. Full Story

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Little Johnny, Big Armie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 18, 2013 15:18:13 April 18, 2013 15:18:13
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There are worse things than The Lone Ranger. Like, say, Transformers 1-3, conclusive. Or World War Z. WWZ looks terrible because it’s so freaking generic, like someone threw Independence Day, Armageddon and The Walking Dead into a blender and WWZ is the vomitus mass that came out. Or the entire Fast & Furious franchise. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s bell-bottom jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2013 14:44:49 April 18, 2013 14:44:49

Jennifer Aniston taped an appearance on Ellen yesterday that will air today. They talked about that imaginary Friends reunion and Matthew Perry, who’ll be co-hosting Ellen’s show with Ellen in a few days, prompting Jen to, rather disingenuously, offer to do the same. Full Story

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The Academy has confirmed that they’ve asked the producing team from this year’s Oscars to return for next year. Craig Zadan and Neil Meron have strong relationships with many of Hollywood’s most popular and high profile stars. That was how they were able to get so many big names to participate. But it all hinges on the host, doesn’t? Tina Fey has already said she’d never do it.

I’m telling you. And I know it’s not the first time. But Justin Timberlake. It might be what we have to endure for a good show.

Last night I was looking for something to watch. I channel-stumbled on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar falling off a diving board, then flailing in the pool before being pulled out, clearly ailing and needing assistance. Then Joey from Blossom appeared, at least that’s who they said it was, and scared me with his face. What is happening on network TV?!?

Yours in gossip,


It’s almost Jeah! Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 21:09:41 April 17, 2013 21:09:41

No but seriously, how long before Dum Dum hooks up with Lindsay Lohan or Ebola Paris Hilton? This is Ryan Lochte arriving at LAX today in advance of the premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do on E! this weekend. 100% I promise you, this is what Sasha, who is addicted to bad television, will be doing on Sunday. Full Story

Are we still rolling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 20:25:09 April 17, 2013 20:25:09
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Here are Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield being super cute flirty on the New York set of Spider-Man 2 as Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy. Were they rolling? Probably. But since they’re together in real life and we know they’re together in real life, there’s a possibility they may have not been rolling, right? Emma is currently shooting two movies at once. Full Story

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Carey Mulligan’s reality show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 19:55:31 April 17, 2013 19:55:31

A couple of weeks ago, when I was posting this article about Emma Watson, but really about Julia Roberts, I sent a video of that scene from Pretty Woman to Duana with a jizzy message about Julia attached. Duana, who appreciates Julia Roberts more than anyone else I know, wrote back: She was a STAR. Full Story

Honestly, Jessica Alba

Maria Posted by Maria at April 17, 2013 19:30:14 April 17, 2013 19:30:14

Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick need for us, even though you don’t want to admit it, to pine for her WASP life. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 18:00:02 April 17, 2013 18:00:02

Sasha’s Into silver leather Bermuda shorts. That’s not a typo. In LifeStyle.

Tori Spelling wants you to look at her boasting about what her body looks like after four kids with KFed Jr (Dlisted)

Kid Rock vs JT and Jay-Z (Too Fab)

Sex tape, wedding video, totally the same (The Superficial)

Good dress jacket on Chrissy Teigen (Just Jared)

HATE Heather Graham’s shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

My ma always used to tell me this looked low classy. Is that sexist? (Pop Sugar)

Jada Pinkett Smith is a terrible writer (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried + the Smurfs (Popcrush)

This is totally kind of sort like how I want Rachel McAdams to be with Jake Gyllenhaal, or Kristen Stewart to be with Leonardo DiCaprio, isn’t it? (Romance Beat)

Oh this made me cry! (Towleroad)