Thursday, August 9, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Great Gossip has prevailed this summer. And so far...none of it has involved the Brange. How’s this? Brange in the background? Well, not forever. More on this later. Robert Harting is one of today’s Olympic faces, not only because of his hilariously unforgettable celebration - the video is below if you missed it - but also because after winning gold in discus and celebrating in London, he got locked out of the Village when his credentials were stolen! Someone stole from the Hulk of the Games!?!? Also.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 9, 2012 21:01:09 Posted at August 9, 2012 21:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds celebrity sunglasses in LifeStyle

This Hot Bitch...has finally crossed the tweak line? (Dlisted)

Where Casper Smart wishes he was invited (The Superficial)

I hate these photos of Zac Efron (Too Fab)

SOOOOOOOOOO cute! Jason Segel and Michelle Williams hold hands. Also - her SHOES! (Pop Sugar)

The September Issue with Lady Gaga is...underwhelming (Cele|bitchy)

Ummm...Taylor Kitsch + Idris Elba OMG (Just Jared)

Great bikini print on Miranda Kerr (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna’s pink wristbands (Towleroad)

Is that...neon yellow underwear? (Popoholic)

David Beckham being adorable with his boys (Go Fug Yourself)

JCVD is grateful

August 9, 2012 20:00:56 Posted at August 9, 2012 20:00:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer

Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’t look away way, I really enjoy a man in all white spraying his legs all over a movie premiere, so grateful and appreciative that he gets to make the occasional movie now and again. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Kate & Albert

August 9, 2012 19:15:21 Posted at August 9, 2012 19:15:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Time to play a Royal Olympic edition of Photo Assumption... There were two royal weddings last year - one was young and exuberant, the other was, literally, weepy and depressing. Here are Catherine of William and Albert of Monaco at synchronised swimming today. Kate, of course, would never betray all those years of royal practice and training by dry heaving in his face while he’s leaning over to, I dunno, impart his wisdom. Full Story

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The stomping heels of a woman scorned

August 9, 2012 18:27:38 Posted at August 9, 2012 18:27:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Deano/Splash, PCN

Liberty Ross, the betrayed wife of Rupert Sanders, who was caught cheating with Kristen Stewart, has been seen this week in LA on several occasions, stomping around in very high heels, and not wearing a ring. Why not? Why would the loving mother of two children with a philandering pig of a husband have to hide or walk around all mopey in sweat pants feeling bloated and sorry for herself? Oh look, Liberty Ross knows about narratives too. Full Story

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Good Morning Ryan Lochte

August 9, 2012 16:25:56 Posted at August 9, 2012 16:25:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such is Ryan Lochte’s dumbness. Full Story

The Bourne Legacy’s expectation gap

August 9, 2012 15:51:27 Posted at August 9, 2012 15:51:27
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Robert Prezioso/Getty

I saw The Bourne Legacy, and I liked it. It’s not a perfect movie and it definitely has some issues (you can read my full review here) but it’s not bad, not by a long shot. And I certainly wasn’t disappointed by it, probably because I didn’t really have any expectations going in, beyond that it would be decent-to-good. Full Story

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Brange Wedding Weekend?

August 9, 2012 15:28:19 Posted at August 9, 2012 15:28:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

French outlets are reporting that Brange will marry at Miraval on Saturday which also happens to be Brad’s parents’ 50th anniversary. There has been speculation around this date for months, ever since they announced their engagement. Now Paris Match Full Story

August 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 9, 2012 14:49:24 Posted at August 9, 2012 14:49:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joanna, dude. My Hero. Inspiration. Love. You never stopped following your giant heart or quieting your gorgeous voice. I am beyond proud of my beautiful friend. Just be you tonight and Jon Stewart will fall in love with you and want to have YOUR love child! From Ann (Click here Full Story

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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s August 8th. 8/8. It’s the luckiest day of the year. What’s going to happen? I’ve been holding my breath all week... Today’s Olympic faces: Elena Isinbayeva: a gracious queen steps down.  Read Full Intro

Hot Harry at Beach Volleyball

August 8, 2012 20:45:51 Posted at August 8, 2012 20:45:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

What will we do when the Olympics are over? I love it so much I watch every event. Even the super-obscure ones. What will we do when there's nothing on TV anymore? What will we do when Hot Harry isn't out everyday? Right now, as of this writing, Harry and I are watching the exact same thing: the Women's Beach Volleyball Final. Full Story

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