Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I think ... Royal Olympic Fever might be over. Prince William mentioned to CTV’s Brian Williams the other day that he’d have to get back to work very soon and wouldn’t be able to be in London through the Games. I guess we’ll always have the hug at the velodrome. Someone wrote to me this weekend suggesting the possibility of an heir called Olympia in 10 months. I suspect they might consider it low classy up there in Buckingham Palace to christen a future monarch by conception inspiration.

Christine Sinclair ... did everything she could. She is today’s Olympic face.

Apologies if it all seems a little distracted today - am writing this while watching Marcel Nguyen and the parallel bars finals. It is CRAZY how pretty he is. Even his hair is perfect.

Yours in gossip,


Fist Pumpy Hot Harry

August 7, 2012 19:02:19 Posted at August 7, 2012 19:02:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/WPA Pool/Getty

Team GB has been owning the velodrome. We were watching the men’s sprint yesterday - you know the event where they spend the first few laps mindf-cking each other before actually racing? Ryan Lochte shouldn’t be a cyclist. Jacek gets really shouty over the race where the athletes are paced by the dude on the white bike who looks like he’s going for a leisurely ride through the field to pick up some bread and a pint of milk. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 7, 2012 18:28:24 Posted at August 7, 2012 18:28:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How not to be an asshole on the golf course (my blog at Vitamin Water)

Now I need to watch all of Michael Phelps’s races back to see how far apart his ma and his girlfriend were sitting (Dlisted)

A new dude has been infected by Ebola Hilton and it called a photographer to document his decline (The Superficial)

Look, Mila and Ashton look great together, they do. But... he’s a DICK! (Too Fab)

Gwen Stefani’s amazing 43 year old body (Pop Sugar)

What the f-ck is a Honey Boo Boo Chile??? (Cele|bitchy)

But is Ryan Lochte funny when it’s trying to be funny? (Just Jared)

Very unflattering outfit on Selena Gomez (Hollywood Tuna)

There seemed to be way fewer assholes at Osheaga (The Travel Presse)

Kristen Bell teases in bikini (Popoholic)

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s jumpsuit under a blazer (Go Fug Yourself)

Swimmers in street clothes

August 7, 2012 16:48:34 Posted at August 7, 2012 16:48:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Tim Whitby/Getty, PCN

I really like to not look at them when they’re nowhere near water if I can help it. Just... it’s so jarring when they’re in street clothes. By jarring I mean disappointing. For example - Michael Phelps in the pool? HOT. Great skin, good bone structure, strong jaw, intense eyes, great smile, the confidence is super sexy, and of course, he wins. Full Story

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Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification

August 7, 2012 16:09:04 Posted at August 7, 2012 16:09:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Derek Storm/Splash

This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen . Full Story

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The Young Bride

August 7, 2012 15:18:59 Posted at August 7, 2012 15:18:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one of my favourite Hollwood Sliding Doors stories: Natalie Portman was supposed to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet. They wanted her badly. The problem: she looked much, much too young. So young that in the test footage, it was “obscene”, is the way Luhrmann described it. Full Story

Let them heal you

August 7, 2012 14:56:55 Posted at August 7, 2012 14:56:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson has been in seclusion since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on him with Rupert Sanders. Pattinson’s film, Cosmopolis, will open in New York and Los Angeles on August 17. After the scandal broke there was speculation as to whether or not he’d honour his promotional commitments. Full Story

Johnny Depp: make up and accessorise

August 7, 2012 14:06:01 Posted at August 7, 2012 14:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an Aerosmith show last night in LA. Here’s Johnny Depp showing up for Steven Tyler’s afterparty at Pink Taco. I guess that’s who he is now, a celebrity who goes to parties at Pink Taco. With 25 ropes and bands around his neck, several cuffs, bracelets, and rings on wrists and his hands, of course a wallet chain with a SCARF LOOPED INTO IT, oh and eyeliner too. Full Story

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August 7, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 7, 2012 13:44:40 Posted at August 7, 2012 13:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Du! Love you! Happy Birthday! To Erica who is pregnant with twins from Kim your sister-in-law who admires your strength and bravery - rest, rest, rest while you can now...because there will be none of it when they arrive! Happy birthday and congratulations Meghan! You worked SO hard studying and it all paid off with a great test score and a new job to boot!  We are so proud of you! Love from Alison and Janet (with a request for Ryan Gosling in Drive) And for Giselle and Josh - Happy One Year Anniversary! And here’s the pretty, pretty Marcel Nguyen. Full Story

Monday, August 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Happy 50th Anniversary Jamaica! And what an asskicker of an anniversary gift too as, once again, you were delivered two gold medals and a crown to wear for the next four years: home to the fastest woman and man on the planet.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 6, 2012 18:35:11 Posted at August 6, 2012 18:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How could these have possibly been mistaken for Beyonce? Those rings... are filthy! (Dlisted)

Am I crazy? Because I think Kelly Osbourne looks REALLY good here (Too Fab)

Why isn’t this person Lindsay Lohan’s best friend? (The Superficial)

Ryan Lochte and Nathan Adrian party in London (Just Jared)

I thought the spitter was Gwyneth Paltrow at first. Then... how could I? (Hollywood Tuna)

Bear & Bear are still together (Pop Sugar)

Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t...but these two aren’t girls anymore (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson comes out of hiding (Socialite Life)

There really is no other reason to wear this than to be talked about. I mean, we can all agree on that, right? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alexander Skarsgard is ok with being alone in a new city (I'm Not Obsessed)