Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 20:31:40 April 12, 2013 20:31:40

We are very sorry about the technical problems on the site this week. We will be working on it through the weekend and we are grateful for your patience and understanding. We *hope* it’ll be all sorted out by Monday. And we so appreciate that you continue to come back for your gossip needs, even if it takes a few tries and reloads. Have a great weekend. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Sasha Finds cut-out dresses in LifeStyle

Brenda Walsh and the doves forever, ok? FOR-EH-VER. (Dlisted)

Alec Baldwin’s daughter certainly seems like she might not mind pap attention and they’ll start paying attention now, won’t they? (The Superficial)

Jenny McCarthy’s sloping bob cut. Thoughts? (Too Fab)

NO. Matthew McConaughey stopped side-parting and it sucks (Pop Sugar)

Wouldn’t it be great if Snooki went on the GOOP elimination diet? (Cele|bitchy)

A new Romeo & Juliet ...without Leonardo DiCaprio (Just Jared)

Heather Locklear and her 18 year old daughter (Hollywood Tuna)

How Kanye West’s girlfriend is trying to convince you she’s tight with Princess Catherine (IDLYITW)

Hans Solo for the gays (Towleroad)

Amy & Tina and other awesome video bombs (Buzzfeed)

Baby's debit card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 19:54:37 April 12, 2013 19:54:37
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Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and bus fare (sure, let's go with that) while staring at Bieber's face. Full Story

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Portia and Ellen OUT with kids

Dean Posted by Dean at April 12, 2013 19:01:33 April 12, 2013 19:01:33

There is a feeling among us of wanting to have children together, right? They seem lovely and genuinely in love with each other so it’s easy to project our own baby desires (or mine, anyway) onto them. Also their wedding was flawless so imagine what they could do with a kid’s birthday party? Still, no babies for Hollywood’s #1 power lesbians, not now, not ever. Full Story

This Is Where I Leave You

Duana Posted by Duana at April 12, 2013 18:18:41 April 12, 2013 18:18:41
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I have nervous anticipation. Connie Britton was recently cast in This Is Where I Leave You, a movie based on a delicious book that you should read this weekend, about a family that sits shiva  after the father passes away. (Lainey: I've written about Jonathan Tropper, the author, before. Full Story

What do these 4 have in common?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 15:28:25 April 12, 2013 15:28:25
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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ Full Story

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Conjuring and Casting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 14:48:36 April 12, 2013 14:48:36
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Rachel McAdams was in Boston a couple of weeks ago. At the time, Emma Stone was in town too, visiting her friend Jennifer Lawrence who was working on a movie with Bradley Cooper. I posted a Girlcrushes article about it here wondering and hoping that it was something to look forward to. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s writing grip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 14:25:51 April 12, 2013 14:25:51
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Taylor Swift’s new Diet Coke ad is out. I’ve attached it below. Feel free to complain about however it is she’s annoying you this time. And her lyrics. And her fringe. Go for it. Me, I’ll be over here, FIXATING ON HER WRITING GRIP. LOOK AT THAT! Is that how we do now? When do these things change? And why aren’t they properly announced? Why isn’t there a public statement released by the writing authorities informing us of the technique modification? Am I too old to learn it? Is it restricted to those born after 1985? How is it superior to the traditional tripod and quadropod grips? Does it increase speed? Does it increase or decrease character angle? Does it improve neatness? WHERE DO THEY TEACH IT?!? I will be preoccupied by this for the entire day. Full Story

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RDJ’s GOOP legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 13:51:00 April 12, 2013 13:51:00
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CHRISTOF STACHE /Dominik Bindl /Getty, Neil Warner /Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow has now joined Robert Downey Jr on the press tour for Iron Man 3. We are now exactly 3 weeks away from the opening. How you doing over there, Sarah? You OK? I don’t think she’s going to be able to sleep that week. I wonder if her friends will stop taking her calls when she keeps asking them to see it over and over again, 3 or 4 times, that weekend. Full Story

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April 12, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 13:37:10 April 12, 2013 13:37:10

To Melissa H. who has completed her Master in Library and Information Sciences at Western University! EARS and Friends are so proud of your accomplishment and we’re looking forward to reading your Pet Blog! Fiver, Penelope and Miss Lily are tail-wagging a little harder now that you’ve reached this goal! Full Story