Friday, August 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Dads is a new Seth MacFarlane show on FOX premiering in September starring Giovanni Ribisi and Seth Green about two roommates in business together and their fathers move in. Critics eviscerated it yesterday at the TCA calling it racist and sexist. Apparently Brenda Song plays an employee who’s asked to dress sexy Asian to give Chinese clients a boner. So, as Deadline noted, like 2 Broke Girls before it, Dads will probably be a hit.

Um… Yay us?

It’s a long weekend here in Canada but we’ll still be posting some content on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 17:21:22 August 2, 2013 17:21:22

Our furniture is coming in half an hour – I won’t have to write on a stepladder anymore! Have a great weekend!

Sasha Finds overalls in LifeStyle

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Anthony Weiner now (The Superficial)

My boys just yell at me until I feed them. These girls make them look f-ckig ungrateful AND useless (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge lips host Chelsea Handler (FishWrapper)

Kate Hudson’s sick body working out (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing hard to get with Matt Damon? As IF Sherlock (Cele|bitchy)

This is what Robert Pattinson may or may not be grinding on the undercover (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez’s black leather panels (Hollywood Tuna)

Leah Remini is writing a book about Xenu’s secrets. Fine. But will she talk about Travolta and Cruise? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Does Miley pop her grill in to walk her dog? (Popoholic)

Wish I could see this outfit without the wrinkles (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Silencio!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 17:04:48 August 2, 2013 17:04:48

Did Mimi go to Hogwarts? Silencio, a silencing spell, coming from Mariah Carey. Is that ironic? Mimi posted this video, full of amazingness, the other day and I decided to save it for a Friday, before the weekend. Because it’s how you let go. By watching 2 minutes of Mimi bloopers but, you know, not really. Full Story

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Obsessed with Diane’s dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 16:25:07 August 2, 2013 16:25:07
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Wenn, Paul A. Hebert/ Getty

Straight up crazy about it. The designer is Mary Katranzou. This is a hard want. I very, very, very hard want. Last week for a photo shoot, I wore a pair of harem-y-ish pants with a similar print to the bottom half of Diane’s look. It was L.A.M.B. With a sort of mismatched houndstooth silk blouse over top, also L. Full Story

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Uncle Harry and the baby blue beret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 16:06:44 August 2, 2013 16:06:44
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WPA Pool/ Getty

It’s almost two weeks now since Prince Harry became an uncle for the first time. Here he is wearing his baby blue beret, for the first time becoming an uncle, today visiting the Royal Marines Tamar naval base in Devonport, England, taking a break from his garden parties at Kensington Palace to attend to his royal duties as he too is a “Prince of the United Kingdom”. Full Story

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Royal titles and occupations

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 15:00:39 August 2, 2013 15:00:39
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STEFAN ROUSSEAU/ Getty

Prince George of Cambridge’s birth certificate was registered today. It was his father, Prince William, who signed the document – attached. You will note that under the section for “occupation”, Will is listed as a “Prince of the United Kingdom”. Can you imagine? Filling in a form and writing that down, for real, no jokes, as your JOB? It’s the same for Katy Cambridge. Full Story

Karl’s not hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 14:33:24 August 2, 2013 14:33:24
Photos:
WENN

Summer time in St Tropez. And it’s not like they get a true winter over there anyway. How does Karl Lagerfeld walk around? In a shirt, buttoned all the way up, under a blazer, over a pair of tight black pants, and boots. Gloves too! I mean, I get the need to layer for air conditioning but this, this isn’t layering. Full Story

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Chris Evans is going to direct

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 2, 2013 14:19:57 August 2, 2013 14:19:57
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FameFlynet

I know right? That was my reaction, too. Having a slash is important these days—being just an actor isn’t enough anymore—and Chris Evans has decided to tack “slash-director” onto his resume with a movie called 1:30 Train. It’s about a couple that meets in New York and spends a magical night together, exploring the city and each other (I added that last part, but it does sound like that kind of movie). Full Story

Jen in satin and the red band trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 14:06:19 August 2, 2013 14:06:19
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Jennifer Aniston wore an eggplant satin Burberry dress last night at the premiere of We’re The Millers. You know how I feel about this material. It never, ever photographs well. It takes the light and does sh-tty things with it. And, frankly, it’s not all that stylish. Jen’s fiancé Justin Theroux did not walk the carpet with her. Full Story

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August 2, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 13:50:16 August 2, 2013 13:50:16

Alex! Happy Birthday from Ryan! I hear you’re on a “lady’s trip” to Minneapolis? We just passed Minneapolis on our way to Toronto from Vancouver. I wish we could have spent more time there. Tell me everything! As for you Ryan, the fact that you know so much about Gwyneth Paltrow makes you even MORE attractive, straight or gay. Full Story