Tom sues

October 25, 2012 14:39:48 Posted at October 25, 2012 14:39:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of them most the time just threaten to sue. They have their lawyer make a statement to the media all like, “we will be pursuing legal action” but the legal action never happens. Like Ashton Kutcher. And Chris Martin. And Jessica Simpson. Tom Cruise however... Tom Cruise didn’t just pretend to sue and not sue. Full Story

October 25, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 25, 2012 14:07:31 Posted at October 25, 2012 14:07:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Wes who is in Afghanistan serving his country from Allison - HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY. She’s missing you, she adores you, and she is so proud of your courage and commitment and kindness -- that you enlisted even after 9/11, that you made the choices you did, even though they were not the easy ones. Full Story

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I started the morning reading an excerpt on Deadline from Callie Khouri’s interview with Salon during which she adds her voice to the growing list of people who believe that TV (over film) is providing better and more interesting opportunities to program shows for women -- and not just of the cooking and makeup variety.  Read Full Intro

Rubbing down Mimi

October 24, 2012 21:41:37 Posted at October 24, 2012 21:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How long do your massages last for? long can you afford for them to last? Typically, in my experience, I’ve found that massages at a proper rehabilitation clinic are a lot less expensive than the ones you get at the spa. But if the therapist is making a house call? You know, $1500 sounds about right. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 24, 2012 20:30:14 Posted at October 24, 2012 20:30:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do the people who don’t pluck their nipple hairs know about Dita Von Teese...? (Dlisted)

Disappointed. I thought Jon Hamm’s makeup malfunction would explain why he’s always freeballing (Too Fab)

Katy Perry and John Mayer think they’re Brange now (The Superficial)

Good  sunglasses on Mila Kunis (Just Jared)

The longest legs at the pumpkin patch (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarjo falls on the pavement (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Swift wants to feel young but not look young, or something (Cele|bitchy)

Clint Eastwood works with a script and no props this time (Towleroad)

Katy Perry’s sparkly everything makes the nipple not even an afterthought (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Marion. Dior. Perfect (Hollywood PQ)

This isn’t Four, it’s Peter

October 24, 2012 18:56:02 Posted at October 24, 2012 18:56:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For those of you - all of you -- who don’t remember, his name is Alexander Ludwig and he played Cato in The Hunger Games. It appears as though he’s working from the book of Jena Malone and Sam Claflin -- this is turning out to be a rather enterprising cast, isn’t it? -- and self-starting a campaign to be selected for the coveted role of Four in Divergent. Full Story

Bring Rocco to Work Day

October 24, 2012 18:45:09 Posted at October 24, 2012 18:45:09
Maria Posted by Maria

Madonna appeared on Ellen this week (I have never noticed the physical similarities between them, but it’s there, right?) and towards the end of the segment she brought son Rocco out to take part in the Splash Tank; each dunk earns 10K for breast cancer research, so you know he was going in. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift

October 24, 2012 18:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2012 18:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Pippy Day on! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. Full Story

Kate and Harry reading

October 24, 2012 17:37:28 Posted at October 24, 2012 17:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Eamonn McCormack/ AFP/ Getty

Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks or so. Full Story

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Age Ain’t Nothing But a Privilege

October 24, 2012 16:40:02 Posted at October 24, 2012 16:40:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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It was one of those random links you click even though you should be doing something else. I wound up on this interview with Susan Sarandon with Katie Couric (on her show, which I had never seen before and which barely permeated my consciousness) and a few things struck me about the clips Full Story

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It’s Gonna Be Me

October 24, 2012 16:02:31 Posted at October 24, 2012 16:02:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is my favourite N Sync song. What? I love it. I totally Wayne Robsoned it back in the day, OK? For some reason it was the lyric that came to mind reading this story -- that Justin Timberlake only invited 2 of the other 4 members of N Sync to his wedding. JC Chasez and Chris Kirkpatrick were allowed to come if they wanted to. Full Story

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