Smutty Tingles

July 27, 2012 18:56:24 Posted at July 27, 2012 18:56:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna f-cks over the French (Dlisted)

So many people have emailed me wanting her to be Robert Pattinson’s next girlfriend. Really? (The Superficial)

James Franco is obviously more skilled than Christopher Nolan now (Too Fab)

Diane Kruger has really bad hair here (Just Jared)

Another good outfit from Olivia Munn (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen in red on Friday morning (Pop Sugar)

Bruce Willis, frankly, is right. And sounds like Tiger Mom. (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga gets more acting work than Lindsay Lohan (Towleroad)

Gross plastic surgery and two really weird super twins (Go Fug Yourself)

Reading the future of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (Celebedge)

Mila gets dinner

July 27, 2012 17:47:13 Posted at July 27, 2012 17:47:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look it’s Ashton Kutcher who cheated on his wife with hot tub girls and received job offer after job offer following the incident. Ashton took Mila Kunis out for dinner last night. Well, when it comes to Ashton Kutcher, if there’s dinner involved, you know it must be serious. And you know she must be into it for more. Full Story

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More Becks & H7 on Opening Ceremony day

July 27, 2012 16:18:00 Posted at July 27, 2012 16:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday pictures of David Beckham and H7 went over really. So I’m attaching more. Because I am desperate for your love. Anyway, as you know, Becks will have a part to play tonight at the Opening Ceremony in London. He can’t say what exactly he’ll be doing but did reveal that it was “unexpected” and that he considers it “an honour”. Full Story

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Hobbit hijacking

July 27, 2012 16:10:42 Posted at July 27, 2012 16:10:42
Sarah Posted by Sarah

With the summer superheroes out of the way, the next of the “most anticipated movies of 2012” is queued up and ready to go—Peter Jackson’s return to Middle Earth, The Hobbit. The film, subtitled An Unexpected Journey, is due in theaters in December. Part two, There and Back Again, is set for next December. Full Story

Justin around her neck

July 27, 2012 15:21:27 Posted at July 27, 2012 15:21:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Jessica Biel out in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a “Justin” necklace. This of course is nowhere near as sweet and romantic as Slum Lover giving Jennifer Lopez a bear necklace for her birthday to go with her bear birthday cake. What else? A “bear2bear” tattoo? The crazy thing is. Full Story

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GOOP’s turkish-t

July 27, 2012 14:54:17 Posted at July 27, 2012 14:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every week for the last few, Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP has introduced a limited edition collaboration. Jeans, t-shirts, trays...and now towels. Turkish towels. They’re beautiful. Expensive, of course, and beautiful. But check out the way it’s being presented. I’ve attached the graphic. Full Story

July 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 27, 2012 14:35:38 Posted at July 27, 2012 14:35:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sally! Happy Birthday from Ellen who asked for me to “toss in Mark Ruffalo”. It would be my pleasure. And for Christina aka Rico Suave from Laura who is so proud of you for your courage and how you have been handling everything. She’s wanted you to have some Iker and Sara as a reward. Full Story

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Duana hasn’t read Twilight, hasn’t watched the movies. She’s also always been indifferent to Kristen Stewart. Until yesterday. Not unlike many of you who had no use for Twilight and Stewart until their universe exploded.  Read Full Intro

The Royals and the Torch

July 26, 2012 21:30:31 Posted at July 26, 2012 21:30:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Olympic torched passed by Buckingham Palace today. Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry were there to greet it. They'd each appointed representatives from their charities to be torchbearers. Re: David Beckham since we just talked about him in the previous post - he's yet to run with the flame (right? I don't remember it happening and now I'm in the car and can't google). Full Story

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Pre-Olympic Beckham

July 26, 2012 20:20:46 Posted at July 26, 2012 20:20:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David Beckham played in the MLS All-Stars vs Chelsea game last night in Philadelphia. And the MLS won! Did you watch? I was a little...nostalgic (is that the right word) when Becks and Thierry Henry were side by side. Anyway Becks must have flown back to England right after and on not much rest but here he is looking fresh after lunch with his girls in Notting Hill today, the eve of the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 London Games - HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THE OLYMPICS??? It’s expected that Beckham will have a role at the event even though he will NOT be lighting the cauldron. Full Story

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