Smutty Tingles

October 18, 2012 20:02:38 Posted at October 18, 2012 20:02:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s finding varsity jackets and button-up pj’s in LifeStyle

Hydration for Little Monsters (Dlisted)

Love how these jeans fit on Kate Beckinsale (Just Jared)

Prick Michael Bay or poncey Hugo Weaving? (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus’s clothing right now... is... I mean... does the wardrobe HAVE to be dictated by the hair? (Too Fab)

Camden...but the Lachey version and not the one from The Hills... or NW London for that matter (Pop Sugar)

Jen says Justin picked it out himself (Cele|bitchy)

Good pants on Mandy Moore (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Kidman is telling Keith Urban when he has to be home? (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)

Emma Watson gets low cut on Ellen (Popoholic)

Michelle Rodriguez wearing the sh-t out of this black dress (Go Fug Yourself)

The girl’s name(s)

October 18, 2012 18:43:50 Posted at October 18, 2012 18:43:50
Duana Posted by Duana
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

(Lainey: clearly Duana has found her people, because some of you are just as name nerdy/snobby as she is.) “Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, better known to family and friends as Luna”. That’s from the publicist, whom I assume was cringing as she wrote this. Full Story

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Demi goes out on cover night

October 18, 2012 18:14:22 Posted at October 18, 2012 18:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
PCN

PEOPLE Magazine’s new issue features a sad Demi Moore on the cover. Click here if you missed yesterday’s coverage. The same night she stepped out in New York to host the Girls Like Us benefit gala. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s not like the event wouldn’t have been on PEOPLE’s entertainment calendar. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything

October 18, 2012 17:59:12 Posted at October 18, 2012 17:59:12
Maria Posted by Maria
Photos:
Fern/Splash

As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of 15 days… in a hotel room. Full Story

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Scarlett & Sam?

October 18, 2012 16:41:44 Posted at October 18, 2012 16:41:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet, INF

These are the first shots of Scarlett Johansson since it was revealed that she and that guy we can all forget about now are over. Page Six had a story the other day about how Scarjo’s been spending her time as a single. Apparently she was hanging out with that gross artist Domingo who’s also friends with Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

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Nicole Kidman’s long game

October 18, 2012 16:27:03 Posted at October 18, 2012 16:27:03
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I used to love Nicole Kidman, so much. In high school, my girl crushes were 1) Gwyneth Paltrow, 2) Nicole Kidman, 3) Lucy Liu (only Liu still merits a girl crush). Remember Moulin Rouge? Who didn’t love Kidman around Moulin Rouge? And then she was liberated from Xenu-captivity and she became a gossip magnet—remember the days of Lenny Kravitz and Robbie Williams and the “secret engagement”? Sigh. Full Story

It can't be worse than this, right?

October 18, 2012 15:58:36 Posted at October 18, 2012 15:58:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Blake's wedding Marchesa will be revealed in Martha Stewart Weddings in the December issue which means we'll see it next month. SO excited. And nervous. I mean, Blake and Marchesa have brought us some f-cked up shit. Now imagine all that possibility exponentially increased in white and lace and accompanied by marriage vows. Full Story

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Harder to Shine Than Undermine

October 18, 2012 15:38:30 Posted at October 18, 2012 15:38:30
Duana Posted by Duana

Nashville Season 1 Episode 2 recap Guys, don’t freak out.  It’s FINE. It’s the second episode, and that’s the episode that gets made with an actual deadline and a production schedule and episode 3 breathing down its heels.  Plus, episode 2 is all about laying enough pipe that we’ll continue on the journey of these people. Full Story

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Justin’s perfect wedding week

October 18, 2012 14:40:18 Posted at October 18, 2012 14:40:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Mertino/Splash

It’s happening this weekend, Justin Timberlake’s dream wedding. Most the guests had arrived in Italy by last night. You can see a shot of Andy Samberg in one of these photos attached. There was a fireworks celebration. The location? Southern Italy. Most outlets are withholding the location - a small town in Southern Italy - out of competition with each other but also because they don’t want to get sh-t on for sending the paparazzi and the crazy fans down there. Full Story

October 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 18, 2012 14:16:16 Posted at October 18, 2012 14:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amanda! Happy 40th Birthday! Natasha specifically asked for you to have the lead-off spot and that I include Gwen Stefani, Charlie Hunnam, Davey Havok, and Johnny Depp in your birthday toast. Have a wonderful day celebrating a new, exciting decade! Happy Birthday Janelle with love from Louise! By request, here are Jason Statham, Nathan Fillion, and Jason Momoa. Full Story

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Jessica Biel will marry Justin Timberlake this weekend. Unlike Blake Lively, who managed to keep her wedding undercover until after the fact, everyone now has a 3 day lead on Shelfy and Pips. But...that’s not really surprising, is it? More on this later.  Read Full Intro