Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 18:13:48 April 3, 2013 18:13:48

Breaking: Jon Hamm is still freeballing (Dlisted)

Country Bitch’s perfect life and marriage featured on the cover of the MiniVan bible (Too Fab)

It’s like she’s literally posing on the beach with her bruises and a bag of dirty money (The Superficial)

Tom Hardy with a kid isn’t quite as cute as Tom Hardy with a puppy (Just Jared)

I hate all of these swimsuits (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele travels with Vivian (Pop Sugar)

Really, REALLY not feeling Hedi Slimane’s direction for Saint Laurent (Cele|bitchy)

What happened to Courtney Love’s voice? And why am I obsessed with this commercial? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Remember when you used to ship Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky? (Romance Beat)

Ashley Tisdale changes her hair colour (Hollywood PQ)

Trade Deadline with Rachel McAdams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 16:29:42 April 3, 2013 16:29:42
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It’s NHL Trade Deadline Day. Which has nothing to do with Rachel McAdams, but she was photographed at Disneyland yesterday with her family wearing a Boston Bruins vs Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cup Finals cap so... As of this writing, there have been NO TRADES. TSN has been live all day dedicating their entire broadcast to trades. Full Story

Amanda Bynes’ Birthday Good News

Dean Posted by Dean at April 3, 2013 15:46:11 April 3, 2013 15:46:11

Some pretty spectacular new pictures here of Amanda Bynes on the streets of New York. Even without any context, the snaps are pretty great, with her freshly half-dyed Brony-inspired hair colour and two-tone sweat suit. The footwear is being described as her “IDGAF Flip Flops”, which is charming, but I prefer to think of them as the exact same sandals my first year dorm roommate wore in the shower (see you in hell, Ivan Chan!). Full Story

The BIC’s little chair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 15:27:21 April 3, 2013 15:27:21

Everyone else to the left, indeed. Even her mother on the cover of British Vogue. Check out this amazing shot posted on Beyonce’s Tumblr -- two directors chairs positioned side by side. For Mrs Carter. And, most importantly, one for the BIC. Full Story

Justified 4.13: “You don’t go after a man’s family”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 3, 2013 14:59:26 April 3, 2013 14:59:26
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Justified Season 4, Episode 13 recap. SPOILERS It’s the last Justified. As always, it’s too soon and never enough. This is my favorite season. Mags Bennett remains the best antagonist, but this season has been more fun than any other. It’s had furries, Dairy Queen, shoot outs, snakes chewing off people’s faces, dudes getting pushed out of planes, Constable Bob and his go bag, Clover Hill sex parties, hill people, severed foots and foot stabbings as two separate incidents, two different prison shankings, Limehouse, panty-stealing, two crooked FBI agents eating bullets, an unprecedented amount of that punk-ass bitch Tim Gutterson Full Story

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Blame Selena for all of us Justin’s problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 14:37:05 April 3, 2013 14:37:05

Oh good. It’s time for our favourite excuse: blame the bitch for everything. Justin Bieber’s been behaving badly the last few weeks. He shows up late for his shows. He baby-fights the paps. He allegedly drives up and down recklessly on his street and spits in neighbour’s faces when they come to complain. Full Story

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Lindsay Lohan’s pregnancy tweet was actually posted on Tuesday April 2nd. Which means she is a such a loser she can’t even can’t even make it on time for April Fool’s. We’re getting there though, non? We’re probably getting close to that level of desperation.  Read Full Intro

Well colour me happy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 19:15:08 April 2, 2013 19:15:08

There’s a sofa in here for two! I might still be able to quote Pretty Woman, line by line, as disturbing as it is now that I’m not 16 anymore and thinking how awesome it would be to be a prostitute given a credit card by a rich dude in a Lotus. Oh Vivian Ward. Oh Julia Roberts. I know, I know, Julia Roberts. Full Story

The Perm! The Perm!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 18:29:28 April 2, 2013 18:29:28
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I was worried it would be a slow day. It is definitely not a slow day. Bradley Cooper’s perm has saved the day! Check it out -- this is the first good shot of Coop’s coil on the set of the new David O Russell film. Quick. What’s your first thought? My first thought? Oh hi Justin Timberlake! Justin Timberlake, of course, has gone in the opposite direction these days with the relaxer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 18:08:31 April 2, 2013 18:08:31

What’s worse? A tattoo of Edward Cullen or this? (Dlisted)

Kate Beckinsale is really, really fit (The Superficial)

I’m not looking at her ring. I’m looking at the strange way her breasts seem to be, um, meeting each other (Too Fab)

Does Headmaster Jolie have a phoenix with healing tears? (Pop Sugar)

Victoria Beckham is way more hardcore than Porny Simpson (Cele|bitchy)

Jeremy Renner gets back to work after baby (Just Jared)

Does this girl remind you of Gina Kincaid? And if you don’t know Gina Kincaid, I don’t know you! (Hollywood Tuna)

The only way Ebola Paris Hilton can make a headline now is by namechecking Kanye West’s girlfriend (Amy Grindhouse)

Rachel Bilson was styled in some really cheap looking clothes for Cosmo (Popoholic)

This week’s edition of The Sh-t People Will Pay For (Go Fug Yourself)