Tagging along with Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 16:13:07 December 31, 2012 16:13:07
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In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been bestowed the position. For now? But wouldn’t it be amazing if one day, Jonah Hill pulled a Truman Capote on the Pussy Posse? “All literature is gossip”, Capote said, so there’s your answer the next time some pretentious twat tries to make you feel like sh-t for caring about the time Ben Affleck went to a peeler bar and slipped his finger inside when a dancer was on his lap. Full Story

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December 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 15:49:27 December 31, 2012 15:49:27

For Suzanne who is marrying Shane today -- a New Year’s Eve wedding in downtown Vancouver... CONRATULATIONS! Jesse Pinkman would approve. Send photos! Shirley! Happy 28th Birthday with love from Liz who wishes you “kickass year with tons of memorable moments and amazing people to share with”. Full Story

Best of 2012: Olympic Posh & the other Spices

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 20:19:55 December 28, 2012 20:19:55
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There will be the assholes who bitched and moaned about their inclusion like it was undeserved, or whatever, because their music isn’t considered as... I dunno... timeless, I guess, as some others. On recognisability though, please, for a while there in the 90s, they were pure British representation. Full Story

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The Blonde Hemsworths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 19:42:21 December 28, 2012 19:42:21
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Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short. Full Story

The Great Canadian Romance of 2012: Avril & Chad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 17:40:01 December 28, 2012 17:40:01

England has the Cambridges. Here in Canada, our pride, we get... Chavril. It was Tuesday, August 21. It was Brody Jenner’s birthday. It was on the cover of HELLO! Canada. It was major news across our great land. They were proud of each other. Full Story

JPorn vs Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 17:06:00 December 28, 2012 17:06:00
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But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs is a piece of paper and a pen, maybe a cup of coffee in a dark corner with his bike parked outside, so he can ride away with his thoughts at any moment, far from Hollywood, and he wouldn’t look back. Full Story

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GOOP: It’s All Good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 16:19:05 December 28, 2012 16:19:05

This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I would buy at least 50 copies. I would read it at least 50 times. Full Story

Family Buble in the snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 15:57:12 December 28, 2012 15:57:12
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Michael Buble and his wife Luisana were up at Vancouver’s Grouse Mountain in the snow yesterday. It was apparently the first time for her family from Argentina. You know what I like about Michael Buble though? He would have been very generous about this. Money can be weird in families, especially when you mix them. Full Story

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December 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 15:40:16 December 28, 2012 15:40:16

Christine! It’s your turn! Happy 40th Birthday! How is Whistler? I’ve no doubt you and Dana will ring it in properly. Enjoy the long, long weekend birthday celebration...together, obviously, and always. Happy New Year!  Full Story

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’ve been yelled at recently, specifically in reference to the SAG and Golden Globe nominations, and sh-tty Downton Abbey receiving so many of them. The show sucks. It has sucked since Season 1. It really, really sucked this Christmas. Half of them look like they’ve checked out. Half of them actually looked jealous of Cousin Matthew, hoping for the same fate. Which, I mean, that’s fine. Because it’s just a soap opera and you enjoy it for the escapism, sure. But if that’s the case, why aren’t they inviting Days Of Our Lives to the Beverly Hilton? Terribly unfair.

Jessica Simpson decided to take over the holidays so I’ll be light posting the next couple of days and Monday and we’ll return to a full blogging schedule on January 2, when I have to get back into regular pants again.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey