Get your own d*mn Philips Sonicare DiamondClean!

July 26, 2012 15:03:16 Posted at July 26, 2012 15:03:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Barefoot Princess

July 26, 2012 14:47:42 Posted at July 26, 2012 14:47:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Chris Jackson/Getty

Prince William and his Catherine, along with Prince Harry, visited with young athletes at Bacon’s College in London today to launch a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse. They participated in a variety of activities. And Kate even went barefoot. She has nice feet. I know this because I have hideous feet. Full Story

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July 26, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 26, 2012 14:22:17 Posted at July 26, 2012 14:22:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the US paperback cover for Your Voice In My Head, by Emma Forrest, my favourite book of 2011. Click here if you missed the review. The girl on the cover, she resembles Kat Dennings, right? Emma and Kat are running a contest on Twitter in support of the Animal Legal Defence Fund which prosecutes animal abusers to the full extent of the law. Full Story

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Only 48 hours to go until the Opening Ceremony directed by Danny Boyle. The dress rehearsal happened last night. They’re saying it’s first class. There’s a wealth of material to choose from. And we’ve already had confirmation that Shakespeare will be involved.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

July 25, 2012 21:19:23 Posted at July 25, 2012 21:19:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s INTO Ombre Jeans in LifeStyle

This would have been better than Bane’s voice box in The Dark Knight Rises (Dlisted)

No, I’m pretty sure he knew he’d be Britney’s babysitter. A very wealthy one. (The Superficial)

Ronald Weasley and another kind of wand! (Too Fab)

Kate Hudson looks great for Ann Taylor (Just Jared)

Love Rihanna’s white one-piece (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman always looks 20 years old (Pop Sugar)

Kanye West’s girlfriend thinks she’s more famous than Angelina Jolie (Cele|bitchy)

What would happen if Justin Bieber dated Kristen Stewart is the first question that popped in my mind (Hollywood PQ)

An update on Mischa Barton’s ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I thought this was Elizabeth Hurley (IDLYITW)


A slum love birthday cake

July 25, 2012 21:14:22 Posted at July 25, 2012 21:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. Full Story

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Twilight was not the biggest news today

July 25, 2012 20:41:28 Posted at July 25, 2012 20:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um... Please. Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? If not, you should feel shame. Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. I mean... There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even need to even talk about it. Full Story

Single Tom has smaller heels

July 25, 2012 20:07:15 Posted at July 25, 2012 20:07:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash, INF

Oh here’s fun game! Whose career is more in crisis: Tom Cruise, member of a cult who frighteningly may have wanted to turn his daughter into a freak, or Kristen Stewart who let a married man rub himself all over her in her car? It’s tricky. And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside Here’s the GMD in London today doing a pretty good imitation of his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner now that he’s lost a little weight after Katie Holmes dumped him. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is neutered

July 25, 2012 19:14:32 Posted at July 25, 2012 19:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

Demi is not despondent

July 25, 2012 17:18:57 Posted at July 25, 2012 17:18:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
David Livingston/Getty

It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent Demi Moore have been circulating. Full Story

Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern?

July 25, 2012 16:40:38 Posted at July 25, 2012 16:40:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Fame/Flynet, PUNKD Images

The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she was in her car. Full Story

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