July 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 12:49:06 July 30, 2013 12:49:06

Rebekah! Congratulations on your engagement! Will it be a Thunder Bay wedding? Let me know about the date. I’ll run it by the Squawking Chicken. But you have to promise me you won’t get upset, even if you don’t like what you hear. That’s how it works with her. "Happy happy birthday to Janele from Gossip Con! There are so many words one can use to describe you and here are just a few: beautiful, fearless, loyal, loving, hilarious and JERSEY GIRL FOREVER. Full Story

Friday, July 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Every Tuesday I check iTunes for movie release rentals to download on my iPad for travel viewing. Oftentimes there are films that show up that I’d never even heard of before, even though the actors are recognisable.  Read Full Intro

SCHEDULE ADVISORY – Please read

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 18:41:21 July 26, 2013 18:41:21

Jacek and I are moving to Toronto. Today is our last day as Vancouver residents so we have a few things to get to and a lot of people to hug. This is why we’re tapping out early today. We are driving to Toronto instead of flying. Because of our dogs. We refuse to put them on a plane. Before you roll your eyes, click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 18:31:24 July 26, 2013 18:31:24

Sasha Finds wrap blouses in LifeStyle

Porny emerges after Ace (Too Fab)

I’ve watched this video for 60 seconds x 5 (Dlisted)

Skin protection is Miley’s new cause (The Superficial)

Why do Romeo & Juliet have purple hair? (Just Jared)

Carrie Bradshaw was the pre-Britney/Miley? (Hollywood Tuna)

Everyday Jennifer Aniston continued (Pop Sugar)

The NYT hates Pippa Middleton (Cele|bitchy)

I wish I could see this on someone else because I feel like Heidi Klum brings down everything she wears (Go Fug Yourself)

Little asshole, big loogie (ONTD)

Orlando Bloom loves feet (FishWrapper)

A week of Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 18:24:43 July 26, 2013 18:24:43
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash, Stephen Lovekin/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Cate Blanchett’s been out a lot this week to promote Blue Jasmine. The style porn has been amazing. I decided to wait and collect all her looks and post them all at once. My favourite, obviously, is the showstopper – the pink Balenciaga Edition. Look at that. It’s incredible. Full Story

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Watching Eddie sleep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 17:58:41 July 26, 2013 17:58:41
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Stefania D'Alessandro/ Getty

Eddie Redmayne was at the Giffoni Film Festival today. He wore his favourite pants and a beautiful shirt with his hair a little too strategically tousled. I’ve been waiting for new photos of him to come out because I wanted to write about what he said to GQ recently about how he was Twi-Harded on a plane recently by a flight attendant:  “I fell asleep, and when I woke up the man next to me asked, ‘Excuse me, are you someone important?’ I must have looked confused. Full Story

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Samurai Neo

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 26, 2013 17:02:13 July 26, 2013 17:02:13
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JLM/ Splash

Keanu Reeves’ long-awaited samurai epic 47 Ronin finally has a trailer and it’s AWFUL. It’s an awful trailer for an awful looking movie. I wish I had a word beyond “awful” both for how terrible the trailer is and how terrible the movie looks.   Let’s tackle the trailer first, starting with the interstitial cards that read “An outcast…exiled,” which is redundant as “outcast” and “exiled” are synonymous. Full Story

The real star of Avril Lavigne’s new video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 16:15:39 July 26, 2013 16:15:39
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FameFlynet, Clint Brewer/ Splash

Avril Lavigne was out in LA shooting a new video yesterday. Emily, who is our site coordinator, sent me a note last night comparing the look to Tank Girl. As in how dare this goddamn bitch disrespect Tank Girl!? Oh it’s more of the same Avril. Avril in heavy eyeliner. Avril making devil signs with her hands, sticking out her tongue, wearing brand new combat boots that will never be scuffed. Full Story

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Aaron Paul: I love all the Bitches

Maria Posted by Maria at July 26, 2013 15:54:18 July 26, 2013 15:54:18
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WENN

You know when you babysit a kid, and then their family moves away and 15 years later you run into him and he’s a full-on adult? That’s how I felt watching this clip of Aaron Paul. Clearly, marriage suits him very well. He looks happy and grown-up – he’s been busy with Need for Speed since the last episodes Breaking Bad wrapped and has a huge amount of press to do before the August 11 premiere date. Full Story

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Disney Girls: Xanax, Regretful Tweets, Short Shaming

Dean Posted by Dean at July 26, 2013 15:02:16 July 26, 2013 15:02:16
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Wenn, wowcelebritytv/ Derek Storm/ Splash

Lots of weird gossip blips this week coming from the ever expanding former Disney-Girl universe. I wish there was a better name for this group – The Millennial Mickey Mouse Club? The Britney Byproducts? Demi and The Instagrams? Anyway, let’s start with sleepless Miley, whose butt is revealing her drug habits. Full Story

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