Women on Their Backs

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 15:20:55 October 15, 2013 15:20:55

Masters of Sex Season 1 Episode 3 recap Hard not to see, right? Everywhere women are on their backs, waiting for something to happen to them (in one memorable case, orgasm that never arrived) and it’s men who stand there and demand results one way or another. This is true in the case of the quadruplet story, which to me was way underdeveloped – let’s meet the mother who was so unaware of what was going on!  What does this mean for her? – as well as in the “Betty is thwarted in her quest for children, which may actually just be her quest for the Pretzel King” endeavour. Full Story

Next: Jamie Dornan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:11:13 October 15, 2013 15:11:13
Bauer, Splash

Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Johnson…none of them are interested. Charlie Hunnam isn’t interested. Ian Somerhalder and Joe Manganiello ARE interested but EL James, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, who can’t convince Robert Pattinson to give her more visuals to finger herself to, thinks she can do better. Full Story

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It’ll be over soon, Charlie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 14:33:15 October 15, 2013 14:33:15

Here’s Charlie Hunnam on the set of Sons Of Anarchy yesterday after quitting Fifty Shades Of Grey this weekend. Click here if you missed my post yesterday analysing his decision. Did Charlie Hunnam not have the balls to play Christian Grey? Or did he have the balls to NOT play Christian Grey? I think he had the balls to NOT play Christian Grey. Full Story

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Tina and Amy. Twice.

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 14:17:47 October 15, 2013 14:17:47
Handout/ Getty

I mean, it’s a no-brainer. Isn’t it? Tina and Amy have done the impossible – they’ve secured hosting spots for the Golden Globes for the next two years in a row. They were awesome, everyone agreed. They were awesome because they A) Didn’t pull any punches – they left everything on the floor; and B) Were equal opportunity offenders – Taylor Swift jokes weren’t the only ones that landed (they’re just the ones that everyone remembers some 10 months later); and finally, and most importantly… C) They didn’t f*cking care if you liked it. Full Story

Blake & Ryan return to the birthplace of their love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 14:05:24 October 15, 2013 14:05:24

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived in New Orleans on Sunday where he’ll be shooting a new movie called Selfless. The significance of New Orleans? Well, that’s where they shot Green Lantern…when he was still married to Scarlett Johansson. The relationship did not develop until after he and Scarjo were over but Blake was into it, totally. Full Story

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Is this the New Normal?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 13:51:35 October 15, 2013 13:51:35

Homeland Season 3 Episode 3 recap Did you love it? Did you sit at the end of the episode and go “That’s my satisfying episode of Homeland”? You didn’t, did you? Look, I can’t claim they’re playing things safe. If they were, Brody would still be in hiding somewhere within striking distance of the CIA, and Carrie would be sneaking in to see him while maintaining her bad poker face at work, and we’d all be snarking about how they were just running the same race over again, second verse same as the first. Full Story

October 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 13:37:36 October 15, 2013 13:37:36

Jennifer! Happy Birthday with love from Jessica! Look forward to meeting you on Friday at The Social. What an honour and responsibility – we’ll get your weekend started off right! Here are Jesse Pinkman and “Jake Ballard” by request. Please tell me you’re watching Scandal…right? Full Story

Monday, October 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I’m trying to figure out why Bruce Willis, who currently has nothing to promote, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s not like he just showed up at 11pm and read the cards. You spend several days there.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2013 16:00:58 October 14, 2013 16:00:58

It’s a shorter day today because I’m going back to my long weekend. Regular blog schedule resumes tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving!

This guy sings better than Ebola Paris Hilton (Dlisted)

If you thought you couldn’t love Sandra Bullock any more but when she does it you smile, and when Gwyneth does it, you want to punch her (FishWrapper)

I actually don’t mind the red dress Brooklyn Decker is wearing (The Superficial)

Um, I don’t think this is Saoirse Ronan (Just Jared)

Camilla Alves in a great olive dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny went to a wedding this weekend (Pop Sugar)

Robin Thicke’s endless backpedal (Cele|bitchy)

QB Channing Tatum (Socialite Life)

Parenting clashes might lead to a Claire Danes divorce… even though STAR Magazine probably doesn’t know they seem totally fine in Toronto (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Britney goes to London and the weave isn’t that bad (I'm Not Obsessed)

Forget about my drug problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2013 15:41:37 October 14, 2013 15:41:37

 Zac Efron went to rehab. They say it was cocaine. Here’s something you should already know: almost all of them use it recreationally in Hollywood – to party, to stay thin, to stay up. For some of them it’s how you might enjoy your wine. For others it’s how you might enjoy too much of your wine. Full Story