December 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 16:08:42 December 24, 2012 16:08:42

Dana! Happy Birthday and Christmas with love from Christine: Holy sh-t we’re 40! Happy Birthday Dana and thank you for being my friend for all of these years. Looking forward to our Whistler getaway. Love you!  Chris XoXo And for Lynn -- Happy 30th Birthday on December 26. For you by request from Kara, please enjoy these photos of your “ultimate and forever” Henry Cavill. Full Story

Friday, December 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Every year, near the end of the year, we come to Tofino for a couple of weeks and we stay on the beach at Pacific Sands and it’s beautiful and stormy and comfortable and relaxing away from the city and the wireless is mostly reliable and we can be connected but also not connected at the same time.  Read Full Intro

Will Tina change?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 21:23:44 December 21, 2012 21:23:44
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Here’s Tina Fey at the 30 Rock series final wrap party last night in New York. Good pants, right? They’re a really nice fit. Skinny cut and there’s room. I need to look into these. Also a point toe pump is so flattering with that length.  OK so now we’re only 3 weeks away. Full Story

NYE with Bey & G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 20:36:57 December 21, 2012 20:36:57

Could have gone with several titles for this article. Choices: The Blue Ivy Carter’s first Christmas Gwyneth’s Beyhive NYE And on. How about the pure, undiluted vanity of posting photos of yourself trying on expensive clothes? It’s Beyonce being one with the people. Full Story

The suits still don’t get zombies

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 21, 2012 20:20:25 December 21, 2012 20:20:25

The Walking Dead is one of the most successful shows on cable television, is AMC’s biggest-ever hit, and yet the suits in charge cannot stop f*cking with it. Despite rich source material that provides a blueprint for what to do next and building off an extraordinary pilot, this show doesn’t need a lot of management. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 19:47:57 December 21, 2012 19:47:57

Um, I posted pictures of Mimi and... the internet in our cabin started working again. FOR REAL.

Duana’s name-nerding Oonagh in LifeStyle.

Paul Rudd tickles Silver Fox’s pickle (Dlisted)

Inspired by Tom Cruise: the short leading men of Hollywood (Too Fab)

A loser wouldn’t kiss a winner (The Superficial)

Gwen Stefani, good blazer (Just Jared)

I don’t know this girl but she has a serious name problem (Hollywood Tuna)

When people took their shirts off this year...and it wasn’t just Matthew McConaughey (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes tried to blame a 13 year old, then took it back. Is she related to the Lohans? (Cele|bitchy)

So, basically, James Franco could have helped Lindsay Lohan but f-ck the Oscars for getting in the way? (Celebedge now The Loop)

Since when does Kim Kardashian turn down advertising opportunities? (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is actually wearing a good dress here (Evil Beet Gossip)

Jessica Alba shops at Target

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 19:33:48 December 21, 2012 19:33:48
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VM/CAD /FAMEFLYNET, WENN

Oh please. Even Jacek looked at these shots last night and rolled his eyes. Jessica Alba is just like you, ok? She’s a mom now. Here’s a recipe for the best lasagne, and meanwhile she buys her baby toys where you do too... At the Target. Which makes her an authority on parenting. Full Story

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Celebrity Christmas Wish List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 19:17:50 December 21, 2012 19:17:50

Earlier this week, it was confirmed that Ben Affleck dropped out of Focus, a comedy about an aging con artist and a young sexy apprentice, played by Kristen Stewart. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Scarlett as Maggie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 17:26:03 December 21, 2012 17:26:03
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Joel Ginsburg /WENN

Previews for Cat On A Hot Tin Roof on Broadway began this week with Scarlett Johansson playing Maggie. As you know, Elizabeth Taylor was once Maggie. And, well, in light of the mess that was Liz & Dick, it’s now even more obvious what a sh-tty job Lindsay Lohan did. But the thing about Scarjo is that I can’t see that she would. Full Story

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Katie on Tom’s weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 16:58:04 December 21, 2012 16:58:04
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Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie Holmes! Is a baller! There’s her ex-husband, doing what he can, desperately, to make sure his latest movie isn’t a bomb at the box office, and Katie steps out, with an appearance of her own on Letterman, as if to remind us, for those who’d forgotten, that she left him in the dead of night, escaping the clutches of his cult, rescuing their daughter in the process. Full Story

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Caya Holiday Picks for you last minute shoppers (PLUS GIVEAWAY)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 16:42:43 December 21, 2012 16:42:43