May 31, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 13:43:22 May 31, 2013 13:43:22
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Anni! Happy Birthday and, um, hope the “cheese situation” is going well...? Not really sure what I’m supposed to do about a photo. Is a regular block of cheese ok, or, like, should I include the Jersey Shore, too?  Full Story

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Dear Gossips,

So...you know the Grumpy Cat? That Grumpy Cat just got a movie deal. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Behind The Candelabra, which just posted decade high ratings on HBO, couldn’t get a movie deal because it was “too gay”.  Read Full Intro

Wedding Crashing Google

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 21:00:18 May 30, 2013 21:00:18
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A trailer for The Internship came on tv the other day. Jacek almost never, ever volunteers to go out and see a movie. He’d rather stay in and see a movie after enjoying a nice blend. Jacek’s reaction to The Internship preview? Oh, we have to go see that. It’s a Wedding Crashers thing. Full Story

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Penelope’s low key pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 20:37:41 May 30, 2013 20:37:41
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The second time. Here’s Penelope Cruz in Spain looking SO cute in jeans, a Rolling Stones tee, and a leather jacket. Pene is expecting her second with Javier Bardem. But hey, guess what, she hasn’t been reminding us of it every five minutes. There was no photo shoot with baby Leo. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 19:40:49 May 30, 2013 19:40:49

Sasha Finds flower pants and cut-out tops in LifeStyle

Today we learn that Rihanna has a high pain threshold. Why doesn’t she just get it lasered off? This would be my dream, only I’m afraid it will hurt and the time, the time, the time (Dlisted)

Amanda Bynes has a “normal” switch (The Superficial)

Inspired by Amanda Bynes’s style (Too Fab)

Diane Kruger’s crop top (Pop Sugar)

Everybody famous hates Gwyneth? Bullsh-t. (Cele|bitchy)

Wow. Look at Laura Dern towering over everyone (Just Jared)

Elizabeth Olsen looks good as Sandy (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce + Madonna does not equal Gwyneth (Towleroad)

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox are still a thing (Popoholic)

Hate this whole look on Hilary Swank (Go Fug Yourself)

Cameron dating the real Iron Man

Dean Posted by Dean at May 30, 2013 18:27:31 May 30, 2013 18:27:31
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Cameron Diaz's dating choices! What is with this woman's love life? There is no logic, no pattern, no algorithm to explain who she takes to bed and I'm more confused than ever now that she's reportedly with Elon Musk, according to Page Six Full Story

The red carpet “pattern” of the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 17:26:25 May 30, 2013 17:26:25
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Oh look. It’s Duana’s new obsession, the Smith Family. Click here to read her post yesterday on Will and Jaden Smith’s interview with Vulture. It’s all about “patterns”, see? On the red carpet, the parents wear bright colours while the children stick to black and white. Full Story

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Not enough money for Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 16:21:37 May 30, 2013 16:21:37
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There was a story the other day on Celebitchy about how Johnny Depp helped out a few homeless guys by hooking them up as extras on his new film. There is a story today about Johnny Depp dropping out of the Whitey Bulger movie because he wouldn’t take a pay cut. Full Story

X-Men Anchorman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 15:28:14 May 30, 2013 15:28:14
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Here are some new shots of Peter Dinklage, James McAvoy, and Michael Fassbender in Montreal, in costume, on the set of the next X-Men movie. Or they could be cameos in the new Anchorman movie. Fassbender looks quite good with that scarf around his neck. X-Men: Days Of Future Past apparently takes place in 1973 Full Story

A Love Letter To My Favourites*

Duana Posted by Duana at May 30, 2013 14:58:39 May 30, 2013 14:58:39

*Kerry Washington is my favourite of all the favourites It’s not a “gossip gift” per se, but this potential drama nominees roundtable is the best gift I could have gotten. It’s delicious. I know all these women, I watch all their shows – it feels strangely indulgent to have them all in the same room and saying things that they maybe shouldn’t. Full Story

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