The Misrepresentation of Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 20:34:44 February 6, 2013 20:34:44
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PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. Full Story

Jen’s soft waves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 19:26:44 February 6, 2013 19:26:44
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I got yelled at yesterday after I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, based on Elmore Leonard’s The Switch. The synopsis is very similar to Ruthless People. So there was all kinds of rage about how this project is a rip-off and why can’t anyone come up with any original ideas. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 19:12:34 February 6, 2013 19:12:34

Does this mean Ryan Lochte and Courtney Love will hook up? (Dlisted)

BumpWatch Fergie edition (Too Fab)

Jon Hamm free-balls for the first time this year for the paps (The Superficial)

Peeta comes home after the Super Bowl (Just Jared)

Can you get fired from being a supermodel for doing this? (Hollywood Tuna)

Bradley Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio standing next to each other with their shirts off (Pop Sugar)

Katy Cambridge’s pre-baby holiday (Cele|bitchy)

I won’t lie: I’m looking forward to JB’s SNL (Pink Is The New Blog)

Again, Kate Bosworth gets a lot of editorial work for someone who doesn’t work much (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Smith at Montreal Fashion Week (Hollywood PQ)

Jessica Chastain has the cutest laugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 17:55:37 February 6, 2013 17:55:37
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Here’s Jessica Chastain showing up at work on Broadway last night after being in LA for the Oscar Nominees Luncheon earlier in the week. She’s spent a couple of months now flying back and forth and back and forth. And this weekend it’ll be the same. As soon as she’s done with her play, she’ll be off to London for the BAFTAs, then back to the US for Oscar fittings, and then of course it’ll be the Oscars. Full Story

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The Avengers assemble for the Oscars

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 6, 2013 17:23:31 February 6, 2013 17:23:31
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The Academy sent out a press release this morning announcing that the cast of The Avengers—RDJ, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans and Samuel L. Jackson—will be presenting at the Oscars. There are a couple noticeable absences, though. Scarlett Johansson, who’s currently on Broadway so it’s conceivable she couldn’t take the time off, but where in the world is Chris Hemsworth? He has his own franchise and Thor 2 is opening later this year. Full Story

Burt Macklin is a superhero

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 6, 2013 17:00:01 February 6, 2013 17:00:01
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It’s a good week for Everwood alums. On the heels of the news that Emily VanCamp  landed the female lead in Captain America 2, it’s been announced that Chris Pratt, who also got his break on Everwood, won the coveted role of Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy. Full Story

This is not Four...yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 16:27:22 February 6, 2013 16:27:22
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Some random website posted last week that Alex Pettyfer was confirmed for Four in Divergent and there were panicked emails going back and forth and... well... You must consider the source. The report was quickly shut down. Pettyfer is not Four...yet. He is one of the actors being considered but they’ve not made a final decision, and that leak last week further verifies that because it smells exactly like the kind of moves they all started making during the casting process for Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games. Full Story

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Blair loves Seth, xoxo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 16:02:46 February 6, 2013 16:02:46
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Duana sent Michelle and me an email half an hour ago: PLEASE tell me this is Top Story today And attached to it a link about how “Seth Cohen is dating Blair Waldorf”. Or, for those of you who don’t speak high school tv series, Adam Brody is dating Leighton Meester... Michelle wrote back: My pop culture heart is exploding with joy. Full Story

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Justified 4.5: “We are not trustworthy men”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 6, 2013 15:51:29 February 6, 2013 15:51:29

Justified Season 4 Episode 5 reca We’ve only gotten a hint of what’s going on with Deputy Brooks, but I like how her relationship with Raylan is evolving. In the last episode especially, he stopped her from beating the chicken farmer to death and she gave him the bean bag gun, preventing him from adding to his body count. Full Story

Beyonce can’t be ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 15:29:08 February 6, 2013 15:29:08
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My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop Full Story

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February 6, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 14:52:28 February 6, 2013 14:52:28
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Heather! I’m sorry about the report cards. I’m sorry about the school board budgets. But I’m definitely not sorry about Richard III and how you showed your class all the new pictures. Grade 6? I wish my Grade 6 teacher was that cool. By request, here are Allan Hawco and Richard Armitage. Full Story

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