Yeah, I’m still freeballing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:54:51 March 21, 2013 14:54:51
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Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to contain his uncontainable junk. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling to retire temporarily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:34:20 March 21, 2013 14:34:20
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Ryan Gosling is currently promoting The Place Beyond The Pines. In an interview with the AP, Ryan revealed that he’s decided to take some time off from acting. He’s currently working on his directorial debut. "I've been doing it too much," he says of acting. "I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. Full Story

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March 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 13:44:03 March 21, 2013 13:44:03
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To Keescha who’s coming off the late shift from Missy who... admits she’s an ass -- Happy Belated Birthday! She grovelled, Keescha. She promised to not sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow AND watch Friday Night Lights. Is she forgiven? Melissa! Happy Birthday from Angelica who requested Tom Hardy + Puppy for you which means. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It finally happened. After a two year drought, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen in love... with a book! The last time was Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head and I worried she’d ruined me forever.  Read Full Intro

Snow and no socks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:55:54 March 20, 2013 20:55:54
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It’s the first day of Spring! Here’s what that looks like at my house -- sunbathing! Sorry. I know for some of you there was a fresh dump of snow. Put it this way -- all it ever does it rain, rain, rain here in Vancouver. Full Story

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So the sex glow wore off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:04:35 March 20, 2013 20:04:35

And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. Full Story

Shailene Woodley and The Fault In Our Stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 19:19:21 March 20, 2013 19:19:21
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I apologise in advance. For many of you, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green was one of the best books of 2012. I liked it ok. But I didn’t love it. I didn’t cry. I tried to cry, I did. But it just wasn’t there for me. And I’m sorry. Maybe it’s because I’ve read a lot of YA? Green’s Looking For Alaska and Will Grayson, Will Grayson were better, in my mind. Full Story

Lynne Ramsay & Jane Got A Gun

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 20, 2013 19:01:20 March 20, 2013 19:01:20
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To everyone who’s asked “have you heard about Lynne Ramsay” in the last 24 hours, the answer is yes, I, like you, heard about her abrupt departure from Jane Got a Gun on Monday. I waited to write about it, though, because I was hoping we would hear FROM Ramsay, not just ABOUT her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 18:04:27 March 20, 2013 18:04:27

Here is the Canadian book cover for Kate Atkinson’s Life After Life, my new Book Love, which I think is better than the other two posted above, especially if you know the story. Oh now I feel like pissing away the entire day and reading it all over again.

It really is WAY too easy to get on TV these days (Dlisted)

Oh PS, no big, I’m still engaged, shows Miley, but does Liam agree? (Too Fab)

OF COURSE Chicken Fried plays golf in flip-flops (The Superficial)

Keira Knightley and her fiancé being cute in London (Just Jared)

What’s with plastic cups in the Porsche? (Hollywood Tuna)

David Beckham’s major Chinese payday (Pop Sugar)

Tiger Woods confesses everything to Lindsey Vonn...which means he just gave her every past issue of the National Enquirer? (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift’s side-stage Harry Styles inspiration (Romancebeat)

The Beckham child who’s most like this mother? (Pink Is The New Blog)

I like how the lips match the heart here (Hollywood PQ)

Freeball on your own time but not on ours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 17:12:43 March 20, 2013 17:12:43
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Is the message that AMC apparently delivered to Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men because, as you know, he lets his sh-t swing unencumbered, even in costume, so that they have to keep photoshopping his dick down in the promotional shots. Tired of the extra work required to tone down his meat, network executives have asked that Hamm add underwear to his daily routine. Full Story

The End Is Near but not yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 16:23:13 March 20, 2013 16:23:13
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US Weekly reported a couple of weeks ago that the “end is near” for Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. They’d not spent much time together the last few months. The unreliable UK Sun followed up with that and went full bullsh-t on a story about George kissing her off with an apartment and some cash. Full Story

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