Quick and Awful

Duana Posted by Duana at November 4, 2013 15:22:38 November 4, 2013 15:22:38

Homeland Season 3 Episode 6 recap. This episode of Homeland seems to require a very quick cutting to the chase and less rhetoric. So without further ado, these are the questions I have. How long has Carrie known she’s pregnant? We saw what looked like, to me, a month’s worth of tests, which means, depending how long we believe she’s been out of  the hospital, that she’s known about this a rather long time. Full Story

Only Lovers Left Alive is funny?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2013 15:09:45 November 4, 2013 15:09:45

After premiering at Cannes and screening at TIFF, Only Lovers Left Alive, aka the vampire movie with Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton, finally has a trailer. And it looks funny, maybe? Funny is not a word I would use to describe writer/director Jim Jarmusch—usually I would go with obtuse, difficult, not for everyone. Full Story

Ryan is moody and Eva is jealous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2013 14:34:59 November 4, 2013 14:34:59
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Ryan Gosling hasn’t been seen in public in months. The paps don’t hang out in Iceland where he’s been in post production for his film How To Catch A Monster. And since Eva Mendes has been photographed alone so often lately, there’s now speculation that she’s alone because she’s single, or she’s about to be single. Full Story

Porny could feed everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2013 14:24:48 November 4, 2013 14:24:48
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This is Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with her freeloader. They were there with Ashlee Simpson, her boyfriend Evan Ross, and Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison. As you can see though, the main attraction was the Tit Shelf. It’s like she’s trying to breastfeed herself. She could very well breastfeed the entire table. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.4: “Then you change”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2013 14:10:26 November 4, 2013 14:10:26
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The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 4 recap. One thing I love on The Walking Dead is when they get outside wherever they’re holed up (prison, farm, Woodbury) and we get to see what the world looks like as the zombie apocalypse progresses. This episode, with Daryl, Michonne, Tyrese and Bob on the road to the vet college and Rick and Carol venturing into a neighborhood looking for food and supplies, we get to see how things are going outside the prison. Full Story

This is your future Shia LaBeouf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2013 13:58:07 November 4, 2013 13:58:07
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Shia LaBeouf keeps getting into bar fights. You know who's also been known to drunkenly throw his fists around at a bar, or outside a bar? Josh Brolin. It's like they're father and son. Brolin was in Santa Monica the other night, getting messy with a bouncer after the establishment asked him to leave. Full Story

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November 4, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2013 13:43:44 November 4, 2013 13:43:44

Sari! Happy Birthday from Gab! When are we meeting? I volunteer her place for our first encounter. And I’ll volunteer her chili lime shrimp too. I can eat 20 of them all by myself. My challenge to you is to match me prawn for prawn. “Happy birthday to our sweet, shifty-eyed Scorpio Lucia! Even though you're an Austrian who has never seen The Sound of Music, you can bitch about Adam Braverman, giggle at Tina/Amy/Mindy, and reminisce about Harry Potter like no other! Henry turned out to be a disappointment, but we will always have the Details photo shoot! In other ‘Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire!’ moments, some of your faves, plus MINIONS!  We hope you Treat Yo Self to some banana-free ‘cupcakes’ on your big day! Love you lots, all your pals in gossip! xoxo” And for Donna from Elizabeth – Happy Birthday! By request, here are some shots from your favourite movies of the year: The Way, Way Back and Fruitvale. Full Story

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Friday, November 1, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The Halloween theme on etalk yesterday was Vegas. From left to right, here we are: Devon Soltendieck as Criss Angel, Traci Melchor as Cher, Tanya Kim as Shania Twain, Ben Mulroney as Liberace Behind The Candelabra with Alex, our talent coordinator playing his Scott, me, and Danielle McGimsie as Britney Spears.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2013 20:20:00 November 1, 2013 20:20:00

Sasha finds cardigans in LifeStyle

I just...never knew you could wear tartan like this  (Dlisted

New couple alerts? (The Superficial

Dembabies, demsuperheroes (Too Fab)

Nicole Richie's all-black costume (Pop Sugar)

Miley's tour and Super Bowl plans (Cele|bitchy)

The best Halloween Snow White (Just Jared

Angels are soooo boring for Halloween (Hollywood Tuna)   

Daryl from Walking Dead got breast implants (IDLYITW)

Tori Spelling and KFed Jr want us to think they have a sex tape...for Halloween? (Evil Beet Gossip)

No to the shoes. No! (Go Fug Yourself

American Hiddlemas

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 1, 2013 18:47:51 November 1, 2013 18:47:51
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As we enter our third week of Hiddlemas, celebrations move to America as the patron saint himself, Saint Tom the Huge Dork, has come to ring in the festivities by, what else, being a huge dork. But this time, he’s being a huge dork with kids, which is the most acceptable form of huge-dorkery. Full Story

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Ewan McGregor went as Ewan McGregor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2013 17:46:32 November 1, 2013 17:46:32
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It was the Unicef Halloween Ball last night in London. Halloween Ball. I think the theme is pretty clear, non? Not that I'm in the business of sh-tting on Ewan McGregor because he's Ewan McGregor but when Ewan McGregor goes to a Halloween event as Ewan McGregor, a very soft "come on" just came out. Full Story

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