Worst MET Eyebrows: Ginnifer Goodwin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:44:25 May 7, 2013 10:44:25
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It’s not the makeup that’s the problem. Click here. You see the difference it makes when the makeup is worn with something complementary? The makeup works there, doesn’t it? It does NOT however work when it’s on top of a Tory Burch dress. Full Story

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The MET Anti-Rooney: Kate Mara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:27:11 May 7, 2013 10:27:11
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Duana brought it up: that Kate Mara actively dresses exactly the opposite of her sister. Which must be the reason she went for this heinous baby doll with a terribly matched pair of heels. Come on, really? This is the best Kate Mara could do? No, she's not an Oscar-nominated film star but House Of Cards isn't insignificant either and besides, she was just in Prada Full Story

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Best MET White: Rooney Mara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:17:03 May 7, 2013 10:17:03
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Some of you have written to me comparing Rooney Mara's white Givenchy to Victoria Beckham's glorified housecoat at this event in 2008. Click here for a refresher. Sort of. But this is infinitely superior, non? That zipper detail is amazing. Full Story

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Worst MET White: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:04:31 May 7, 2013 10:04:31
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Totally clueless. It's a white dress with a ring collar. And? This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK's SAKE. Full Story

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MET Boring: Blake Lively edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:54:56 May 7, 2013 09:54:56
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You know, I think I almost prefer what she wore the last time she was at the MET Gala in 2011. Last year she skipped the event after 4 in a row because Scarjo decided to go instead. But do you remember? She was orange and it was a Chanel toga? Click here Full Story

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MET Mesh: Miley Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:48:45 May 7, 2013 09:48:45
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If there was one look that was perfect for one person, it was this Marc Jacobs on Miley Cyrus. She's not going to a baptism. She's not going to a wedding. She's 20 years old. She's at the MET Gala. And they're supposed to be Punk. This is Punk sexy without skin, and young without feeling pervy, and a little bit trashy because that's the spirit. Full Story

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Best MET Eyes: Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:34:56 May 7, 2013 09:34:56
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Certainly not what I would have predicted at the beginning of the night. And this is certainly not as punk as it gets. Probably not punk at all. For Taylor Swift though, it’s definitely not her usual hand hearts. Does that deserve some credit? She looks really, really good with her hair pushed off her face like this too. Full Story

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MET Shrug: Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:23:16 May 7, 2013 09:23:16
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This is a Saint Laurent. It almost makes me angry. Is it... Is it the Nominees’ Luncheon? Is it... I dunno... an environmental fundraiser? Or are we in New York. At the MET Gala. With superficial assholes that only care about clothes? Yeah? And did you agree to go? Full Story

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MET Game Of Thrones: Linda Evangelista

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:03:05 May 7, 2013 09:03:05
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Another example of what Duana called Game Of Thrones as punk at the MET Gala. It’s less punk than it is medieval bride, and perhaps what Cersei Lannister will wear when she marries Loras Tyrell, if that wedding ever happens, and maybe it’s a Canadian thing but it’s always a good day when Linda Evangelista shows up somewhere. Full Story

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MET Most Surprising: Stacy Keibler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:56:47 May 7, 2013 08:56:47
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I don’t hate it. Not at all. It’s far from the worst of the night. Or the most boring. Or the most Try. It’s not a mega standout but that’s OK too. It wouldn’t have been possible for Stacy Keibler, without George Clooney, to rise to the top anyway. But middle of the pack is about right. Full Story

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