Gwyneth pink and tanned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 19:34:21 December 6, 2012 19:34:21
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Can’t decide if I like the way they’re lighting her skin on the cover of InStyle UK. Is it the disconnect in the styling? The coat is pretty and pink and elegant, almost demure. And she’s wearing it as though she were on the beach. Which, if she was actually on the beach, would be fine, but seeing as it’s taken in studio, I’m not sure it’s hitting the right tone. Full Story

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Star Trek Into Benedict Cumberbatch

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 6, 2012 19:04:45 December 6, 2012 19:04:45
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Because the first teaser for Star Trek Into Darkness is all about The Batch. As I mentioned earlier this week, we don’t know a lot about the plot or new characters in Star Trek 2. This teaser does little to shed light on either of those things. Full Story

Let me buy you a ring, Bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 17:25:33 December 6, 2012 17:25:33
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But who’s the giver Bear and who’s the receiver Bear? JLO Bear is currently touring Australia. She and Casper Bear went shopping in Perth today. They stopped at Tiffany and looked at some rings. C-Bear wants a ring for Christmas? Slum Love has been happening for over a year now. And still. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake gives up the fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 17:08:33 December 6, 2012 17:08:33
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At least for a night. And God, it makes all the difference. Her face, you can actually SEE her face. And it’s a really, really pretty face. And they did a great job with the makeup, now that they have something to work with, now that her hair is styled without that goddamn fringe. It’s really too bad about her dress. Full Story

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Judd Apatow lives up his own ass now

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 6, 2012 16:49:01 December 6, 2012 16:49:01

As a Judd Apatow fan, I am extremely let down by Vanity Fair’s much-vaunted “comedy issue”, for which Apatow served as guest editor. Do not take this as any kind of examination of the state of comedy today or its role in popular culture. The feature is only representative of Judd Apatow and HIS taste, HIS reach, HIS influence. Full Story

Demi Moore: That Girl at the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 16:10:57 December 6, 2012 16:10:57
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You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you remember desperately trying to make eye contact with a friend, begging to be saved, when that girl sits herself next to you and wants a hug because she’s “really glad we can be there for each other”? Look at Lenny Kravitz’s face. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 15:17:39 December 6, 2012 15:17:39
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Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, I dunno, I know I should snark but I can’t find it right now, seeing her smiling and stoically representing her family the Windsor way, even though she probably just wants to lie down on the bathroom floor and feel the cool of the tile against her face. Full Story

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December 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 14:49:13 December 6, 2012 14:49:13

Happy 30th Birthday Julia with love from Lora who misses you and can’t wait to see you home next week. Lisa! Congratulations on the hometown and the new job! Amber requested for you a photo of Joe Strummer to accompany you on your first day. Good luck! To Meggy from Stacy -- Happy Birthday! You are indeed “Megumi” good luck for Jackson! Here’s your #1, Alexander Skarsgard and. Full Story

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Ethel has been shortlisted for Oscar Best Documentary and, supposedly, is considered one of the favourites. Have you seen it? If you, like me, have a Kennedy Family boner, this is required viewing. The archival footage is amazing.  Read Full Intro

Freeballing in December

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 22:44:26 December 5, 2012 22:44:26
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A new month, and already Jon Hamm has given us our first look at his contours. He was photographed in LA today after lunch with Elisabeth Moss. At this point he must know, right? He must know that when he gets papped when he’s not wearing underwear - so, like, often - we look there. Full Story

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Les Miserables: an underdog?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 22:36:41 December 5, 2012 22:36:41
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The new issue of The Hollywood Reporter features Les Miserables -- its film history, the journey of this particular iteration under the direction of Tom Hooper, the production, and the cast. The story that’s told, at least at the beginning of the article, Nate Silver reference notwithstanding, is that this was always a risk. Full Story

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