Two unfaithful wives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2013 13:26:00 October 30, 2013 13:26:00

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. Full Story

October 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2013 13:15:12 October 30, 2013 13:15:12

Shiela! Happy Birthday from Linda, your co-worker for 16 years who requested for you some unbloated Leo and a free-hanging Jon Hamm. And for Lucy, because you gave Cody the greatest last days anyone would be lucky to have. And what it an honour it must have been for you, to be chosen to be the one to send him off with love and care, enough to have made up for all that he went through before. Full Story

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Justin Timberlake’s video for TKO was just released this morning. I already found the song embarrassing. Every time she kills him with the “coochie coo” I feel embarrassed for him. And now this – a short film that JT co-wrote, telling the story of how the “coo-coochie-coochie-coo” took him down like a boxer over 7 long minutes.  Read Full Intro

Princess in the City…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 20:30:54 October 29, 2013 20:30:54
Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

In a cape! Princess Serenity was in New York today doing some shopping. The photographers tried to frame him out but I’m pretty sure the dude holding her bag is her bodyguard. Just one bodyguard? Or did they fan out so that the paps could take their pictures? I feel like that’s a lot of distance for a royal. Full Story

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What do Kristen Stewart, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Nigella Lawson have in common?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 19:16:57 October 29, 2013 19:16:57
REX Features

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ongoing battle with Vanity Fair you already know about. Nigella Lawson is apparently in the same position. According to the Daily Mail the magazine is working on a profile of Lawson too and she doesn’t want to cooperate because they’re trying to find out what her relationship with her estranged husband was like. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 18:28:45 October 29, 2013 18:28:45

Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson had an affair… (Dlisted)

Dying to read a sex text by Nicole Kidman. Does she have a Botox emoticon? (The Superficial)

This…isn’t really an apology, is it? (FishWrapper)

George Clooney’s one degree of separation from Julian Assange (Cele|bitchy)

Nicole Kidman – new Jimmy Choo shots (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara in leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston might not get married after all? (Amy Grindhouse)

Zoe Saldana and her husband are super cute together (Pop Sugar)

I don’t recognise this blonde (Popoholic)

Hate this whole look on Diane Kruger (Go Fug Yourself)

A Hungry Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 17:03:15 October 29, 2013 17:03:15
Wenn, FameFlynet

Kate Bosworth and her husband Michael Polish were at the New York premiere of their film Big Sur last night. Hungry is the word that comes to mind. And I’m not even talking about food. I’m talking about WANT. And TRY. This is why, really, they’re perfect for each other. Bosworth and Polish are equally committed to getting there. Full Story

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Little Tom Sturridge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 15:43:34 October 29, 2013 15:43:34
Wenn, INF

Sienna Miller is shooting a movie called Business Trip in Berlin with Vince Vaughn. There’s some quick, easy money. She went out for a walk this weekend with a friend and little Marlowe. Marlowe is a miniature version of her father, non? A tiny Tom Sturridge! Tom was in England last week working on Far From The Madding Crowd with Carey Mulligan and working a moustache with shorter hair. Full Story

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James McAvoy needs to hope again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:53:25 October 29, 2013 14:53:25

I’m a sucker for goose fleshy music in a movie trailer if it’s done well. Which is an obvious thing to say. But the goose fleshy music attempt is so often attempted, with sh-tty results, that it feels more and more like it doesn’t happen enough. It happens here because we have two master narrators at work who can match the music with their voices. Full Story

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What JB’s missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:27:23 October 29, 2013 14:27:23

While Justin Bieber may or may not have been coming all over a Panamanian prostitute’s breasts, Selena Gomez was in Florida, just chillin’, hanging out with friends, totally not sending a message, oh no. OK so before you roll your eyes… Answer honestly: If you were Selena Gomez, all of Selena Gomez, and you just broke up with a baby punk, would you want to be papped on the beach in a black and white bikini with your hair extensions all hot and wavy. Full Story

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Mothers and Fathers

Duana Posted by Duana at October 29, 2013 14:06:43 October 29, 2013 14:06:43

Masters of Sex Season 1 Episode 5 recap. Well. Is anyone watching this show except me? Because it is just really satisfying. That sounds awful to say in the wake of this week’s deeply sad episode, but you get the idea. I just don’t know if people are exploring these ideas – about families and genetics and how your sexual self is like the rest of you – anywhere else, and it’s valuable. Full Story