Channing Tatum doesn’t want to be friends with Alex Pettyfer

July 5, 2012 19:45:10 Posted at July 5, 2012 19:45:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebitchy posted a story the other day (from Us Weekly) about how Alex Pettyfer was so dicky on the set of Magic Mike that Channing Tatum cut out one of his scenes. Pettyfer subsequently threw a hissy. He and Tatum are reportedly now not speaking and wouldn’t acknowledge each other at the premiere. Full Story

Jena Malone is Johanna Mason?

July 5, 2012 19:36:57 Posted at July 5, 2012 19:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Hollywood Reporter reported exclusively the other day that Jena Malone will play Johanna Mason in Catching Fire. Or, rather, they reported that: “Malone has the offer and is in early negotiations for the part, according to sources. Full Story

Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 4 review

July 5, 2012 19:28:07 Posted at July 5, 2012 19:28:07
Maria Posted by Maria

“I am the one who knocks.” -WW Poison figures prominently this season. Poison is how these people choose to kill because it’s underhanded, precise and can be done with a smile. Poison has to be administered by someone close, someone who appears to be an ally. But it’s not just literal poison; Walt is a poison, too. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 5, 2012 18:52:58 Posted at July 5, 2012 18:52:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Stacy Keibler’s red skirt in LifeStyle

Madonna, Virgin, weeping (Dlisted)

Happy Fourth from between Heidi’s breasts (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan is too dirty, even for a porn star (The Superficial)

I’m really into Chloe Sevigny for Miu Miu (Just Jared)

Demi Moore’s daughters are mad at her (Cele|bitchy)

Miley Cyrus’s all-American sequined Independence Day (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio takes his shirt off in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Zac Efron has really taken to Euro living (Pink Is The New Blog)

Katy Perry’s cleavage holds her phone (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez tries to create her own Buckingham (Go Fug Yourself)

The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth

July 5, 2012 17:51:23 Posted at July 5, 2012 17:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them. Full Story

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Sad is not enough

July 5, 2012 17:30:11 Posted at July 5, 2012 17:30:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After his lawyer, Bert Fields, accused Katie Holmes’s team of “playing the media” yesterday - click here for a refresher - Tom Cruise tried to solicit some sympathy for himself. Full Story

Katie Holmes: Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter

July 5, 2012 16:27:38 Posted at July 5, 2012 16:27:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are some old shots from July 2008. Scientology head David Miscavige tagged along with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to watch a race. You know, because Tom and David are manly men on motorcycles and sh-t. Miscavige of course was also the best man at their wedding. Ex-Scientologists have been saying for years that he’s a brutal dictator. Full Story

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New Katie & Old Katie & Old Katie

July 5, 2012 15:07:27 Posted at July 5, 2012 15:07:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Before we begin today’s Tom and Katie divorce coverage, let’s start on a lighter note. My friend Caleigh sent this awesome reminder of amazingness out to a few of us yesterday and I thought you might like it too. June 2000. There is so much happening here I can’t even... By all means, take a few moments . Full Story

The Cambridges are also the Strathearns

July 5, 2012 14:30:37 Posted at July 5, 2012 14:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince William was made Knight of the Thistle in Edinburgh. In Scotland then, he and his Catherine will be known as the Earl and Countess of Strathearn. She had a plaid scarf with her to mark the occasion. The Queen and Prince Philip were also there, along with Princess Anne, except today they keep calling her the Princess Royal which, obviously, is her proper style except it’s a mystery to cultural pigs like me why they seemingly arbitrarily use one and not the other and vice versa and when. Full Story

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July 5, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 5, 2012 14:03:23 Posted at July 5, 2012 14:03:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Leslie who requested some classic 70s in your honour including Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal. They really were a big deal back then, weren’t they? But OMG Ali MacGraw and Steve McQueen. And Diane Keaton and Warren Beatty! (Well, Warren Beatty and a LOT of people. Full Story

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Independence Day, the movie, was on TV the other night with commercials. I stayed up way past my bedtime to watch it, even though I know almost every scene. Is it stupid and silly? Of course. But unlike some of the sh-t Michael Bay puts out, I can enjoy it without feeling dirty.  Read Full Intro