Judd Apatow lives up his own ass now

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 6, 2012 16:49:01 December 6, 2012 16:49:01

As a Judd Apatow fan, I am extremely let down by Vanity Fair’s much-vaunted “comedy issue”, for which Apatow served as guest editor. Do not take this as any kind of examination of the state of comedy today or its role in popular culture. The feature is only representative of Judd Apatow and HIS taste, HIS reach, HIS influence. Full Story

Demi Moore: That Girl at the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 16:10:57 December 6, 2012 16:10:57
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You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you remember desperately trying to make eye contact with a friend, begging to be saved, when that girl sits herself next to you and wants a hug because she’s “really glad we can be there for each other”? Look at Lenny Kravitz’s face. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 15:17:39 December 6, 2012 15:17:39
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Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, I dunno, I know I should snark but I can’t find it right now, seeing her smiling and stoically representing her family the Windsor way, even though she probably just wants to lie down on the bathroom floor and feel the cool of the tile against her face. Full Story

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December 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 14:49:13 December 6, 2012 14:49:13

Happy 30th Birthday Julia with love from Lora who misses you and can’t wait to see you home next week. Lisa! Congratulations on the hometown and the new job! Amber requested for you a photo of Joe Strummer to accompany you on your first day. Good luck! To Meggy from Stacy -- Happy Birthday! You are indeed “Megumi” good luck for Jackson! Here’s your #1, Alexander Skarsgard and. Full Story

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Ethel has been shortlisted for Oscar Best Documentary and, supposedly, is considered one of the favourites. Have you seen it? If you, like me, have a Kennedy Family boner, this is required viewing. The archival footage is amazing.  Read Full Intro

Freeballing in December

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 22:44:26 December 5, 2012 22:44:26
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Fern/ Splash

A new month, and already Jon Hamm has given us our first look at his contours. He was photographed in LA today after lunch with Elisabeth Moss. At this point he must know, right? He must know that when he gets papped when he’s not wearing underwear - so, like, often - we look there. Full Story

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Les Miserables: an underdog?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 22:36:41 December 5, 2012 22:36:41
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The new issue of The Hollywood Reporter features Les Miserables -- its film history, the journey of this particular iteration under the direction of Tom Hooper, the production, and the cast. The story that’s told, at least at the beginning of the article, Nate Silver reference notwithstanding, is that this was always a risk. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 20:11:59 December 5, 2012 20:11:59

Duana’s Naming a Charlie Brown situation in LifeStyle

OMG. There’s a ring that’s actually WORSE than Mrs Timberlake’s! (Dlisted)

Kate Hudson’s siiiick jazz body (Too Fab)

Oh good. Lindsay Lohan’s getting a great mentor (The Superficial)

Not sure about the shade of Emma Stone’s shoes (Just Jared)

Megan Fox’s 40 bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth’s 9th anniversary (Pop Sugar)

Demi Moore’s boyfriend is her daughter’s friend (Cele|bitchy)

Eminem’s daughter hates Taylor Swift! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Victoria’s Secret with Rihanna and JB (Hollywood PQ)

Boys bake too! (Towleroad)

The Game is upped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 18:53:45 December 5, 2012 18:53:45

03.31.13 I’m ready NOW. Why can’t it be now? HBO has released a preview for Game Of Thrones Season 3. I need to find someone to style my hair like the Khaleesi. Also, don’t tell me, but when are Jon Snow and Gidget whatever her name is having snow sex? Ciaran Hinds is the perfect Mance Rayder, right? Will Thomas Sangster’s Jojen Reed kill that psychopath incest baby king? Is he Arya’s boyfriend? Am I trying to turn Westeros into high school? I don’t care about The Hobbit. Full Story

Ryan Gosling, presenter?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2012 17:43:19 December 5, 2012 17:43:19
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Bauer-Griffin

Ryan Gosling met up with a friend/business associate for lunch yesterday at Gjelina in Venice. That’s the restaurant where you’re not allowed to request modifications to their menu items, like dressing on the side. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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