June 26, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

June 26, 2012 14:05:20 Posted at June 26, 2012 14:05:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joanne! Happy Birthday from Jessica who disagrees with you on Celine Dion (I can’t imagine why; obviously in this case, mother knows BEST) but says the past year would not have been the same without you as she became a mother herself. Your gift? A lunging Celine and a video I’ve posted before, many times, because it really, really never gets old. Full Story

Monday, June 25, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I like how Universal explained pushing back The Bourne Legacy release by a week - no bullsh-t. So they’ve admitted to getting the f-ck out the way of The Dark Knight Rises, putting as much distance as possible between Batman and Jason Bourne which means Jeremy Renner and Colin Farrell will now not be going head to head at the box office.  Read Full Intro

Jax & Ashley Tisdale

June 25, 2012 19:59:51 Posted at June 25, 2012 19:59:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was announced a few weeks ago that Ashley Tisdale would be joining Sons Of Anarchy for two episodes. Her character description: “high priced escort who complicates life for the club”. This...didn’t make me want to get back together with the show. Full Story

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Summer of Mimi 2012

June 25, 2012 19:13:21 Posted at June 25, 2012 19:13:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Martin Karius/Splash

Dean sent me this beautiful photo the other day that he found on Tumblr. Have you ever seen anything so ...perfect? Whoever created this image knows our Mimi. Of course Mimi would go into battle with a wind machine and her cleave out to offer, smiling. We find Mimi today in London. There was an impromptu photo shoot that happened outside her hotel. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 25, 2012 18:26:11 Posted at June 25, 2012 18:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s dealing with bad gifts from the mother-in-law in LifeStyle

What? Playboy makes mesh gloves??? (Dlisted)

Ebola Paris Hilton really can’t do sh-t. I mean not one single thing. (The Superficial)

JLo up front with her slum lover...while the children and the nannies trail behind (Just Jared)

Kate Upton gets the Vogue treatment (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes’s NY fashion show with the same booties (Pop Sugar)

Madonna thinks you’d want to clone her (Cele|bitchy)

Kellan Lutz’s “girlfriend” might actually be more of an ab flaunter than he is (Socialite Life)

What? Brad Pitt and John Travolta were caught holding hands??? (Celebedge)

It should be illegal to pose like this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Matthew McConaughey and thongs (I’m Not Obsessed)

Gay & Straight Summer Love in NYC

June 25, 2012 17:27:01 Posted at June 25, 2012 17:27:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle Williams and Jason Segal went for a walk in New York on Saturday with Matilda and the nanny. Look at him. He’s wearing his hair shorter. He’s hot. Just like she glowed the other night from the inside - click here for a refresher - his happiness is making him prettier too. Full Story

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Shelfy’s pre-honeymoon cock-block?

June 25, 2012 16:48:38 Posted at June 25, 2012 16:48:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is in Puerto Rico shooting a new movie. It’s his third, back to back. That’s what Ryan Gosling did last year which, obviously, because it’s Ryan Gosling. But Justin Timberlake? The acting of Justin Timberlake’s acting is like the writing of Hilary Duff. Anyway, here’s JT’s fiancée at the beach yesterday showing off her sick body while her man is at work on Runner, Runner. Full Story

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Holidays with billionaires

June 25, 2012 16:20:42 Posted at June 25, 2012 16:20:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame/Flynet, INF

Kate Hudson, Matt Bellamy, and baby Bing are on holiday on the French Riviera. Famous people are often friends with mega rich people. It’s a mutual use relationship. The rich provide their facilities to the famous for the privilege of hanging out with them. Strange, isn’t it? You’d think that wealth would be enough. Full Story

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An introduction to The Newsroom

June 25, 2012 15:52:56 Posted at June 25, 2012 15:52:56
Duana Posted by Duana

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 1 recap Are you sick of reading about The Newsroom?  Or did you watch, and now you're invigorated and all the reviews don't matter anymore? I read them all, of course, and I thought I'd be enraged. And I was - of course I was.  It's only stupid blonde girls who make mistakes like asking questions and getting called “sorority girl” for their trouble. Full Story

Mila Kunis disappoints

June 25, 2012 14:36:18 Posted at June 25, 2012 14:36:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Roshan Perera/Splash

I LOVE Mila Kunis a lot. I will watch her in almost anything. Even Friends With Benefits. Which is why I’m so gutted that this is happening. That whatever it is with Ashton Kutcher is more than just shamef-cking. Unless shamef-cking now includes getting dressed up for a romantic Italian dinner. Full Story

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Mother Porny pushes a buggy

June 25, 2012 13:29:17 Posted at June 25, 2012 13:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This t-shirt started out as a crew neck. And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. Full Story