The Emmys 2012

September 24, 2012 12:40:43 Posted at September 24, 2012 12:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Duana’s coming in later with some thoughts on the industry significance of the Emmy Awards. I’m here with the superficial. Like what they wore and why people in television insist on dressing themselves as second class citizens. The Emmys have the advantage of not being placed around any other awards shows; they’re not jammed together with the Golden Globes, the SAGs, the Critics’ Choice, the Grammys, and, of course the Oscars. Full Story

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September 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

September 24, 2012 12:33:05 Posted at September 24, 2012 12:33:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I want to wish my JK friend for life the very best birthday ever, your first as a Mrs.!!!  To our mutual love of wine, java and gossip, many happy returns of the day, with love, Sandra xoxo. (Lainey: and see you both at SMUT next year?)  Full Story

Friday, September 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I still can’t believe the music they’re using as BACKGROUND on X-Factor: Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, P!nk, all original tracks... as BACKGROUND! That’s a lot of money. And, again, as noted yesterday, it adds to the production value.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 21, 2012 19:01:57 Posted at September 21, 2012 19:01:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s found a top that prevents pit-stains in LifeStyle

A mother who simply observes enablers and doesn’t actually seek to REMOVE them (Dlisted)

If I could blush through my Chinese face, I would during this entire video (Too Fab)

Britney is so boring on X-Factor, can we agree on this? (The Superficial)

Jude Law leaves dinner all grey (Just Jared)

I’m kinda into this Hayden P photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio is still wearing 80s suits (Pop Sugar)

Katie Holmes called Tom Cruise an old geezer? (Cele|bitchy)

Twi-Hard #1 is sobbing something about Kristen Stewart (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston blacklists her ma? (Celebedge)

I LOVE this whole look (Go Fug Yourself)

And finally...something to take you into the weekend for those of you who have not yet had the pleasure...

I miss them so much!

Hollywood Matchmaking: Jake & Jessica

September 21, 2012 18:15:07 Posted at September 21, 2012 18:15:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

God Jake Gyllenhaal looked handsome last night at opening night of his off-Broadway play If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet. I mean, I’m not into the beard, but even that beard can’t take away from how attractive he is. Speaking of that beard - while women may not be feeling it, do you know how much beard envy he’s getting from the men? Almost every dude I talked to at TIFF was all about Jake’s beard. Full Story

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Ben’s diplomacy

September 21, 2012 17:34:34 Posted at September 21, 2012 17:34:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

It’s seems a certainty right now, even though it’s early, that Ben Affleck’s Argo will be a legitimate contender for Oscar. He’s a skilled director. The actors are impressive. And the story is like porn for Oscar voters - that Hollywood had a hand in a dramatic covert international rescue. Full Story

Waiting for Anne Hathaway

September 21, 2012 16:40:00 Posted at September 21, 2012 16:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Now that I think of it, Duana and I were gush-messaging each other back and forth a lot yesterday. Obviously much of the afternoon was spent on Les Miserables and that behind-the-scenes featurette that was released online. What? Of course I’ll repost it. I’ve only watched it 8 times. Anyway, there were a lot of ALL CAP sentences exchanged back and forth between Duana and me about how we can’t wait and how we’ll hold hands when we see it together and how we’ll each take turns crying and also much excitement over Anne Hathaway. Full Story

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This is acting.

September 21, 2012 15:26:56 Posted at September 21, 2012 15:26:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, INF

A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Three Months of Mad Love

September 21, 2012 15:08:02 Posted at September 21, 2012 15:08:02
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WENN

Giovanni Ribisi married Agyness Deyn on June 16. It happened fast. One minute he was with Cat Power and the next he’s Agyness’s husband. As I wrote at the time, it seemed like Mad Love. And I noted that Mad Love with famous arty types is super super hot and sexy ...as you can see. They were at the grocery yesterday looking like they had to drag themselves out of bed because they need a snack in between doing it. Full Story

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Celebrity smiles with Philips Sonicare DiamondClean (plus giveaway!)

September 21, 2012 14:55:32 Posted at September 21, 2012 14:55:32
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Demi Moore: one year later

September 21, 2012 14:29:54 Posted at September 21, 2012 14:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, PCN

It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

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