October 22, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs
“Happy Birthday Leanne W- from one gossip lovin' mama to another, Denise” It’s Oktoberfeast! The Oktoberfeast food truck and craft beer event is happening this Friday, October 25 in Toronto at Evergreen Brickworks in support of the Canadian Cancer Society. Eat, drink, and fight cancer at the same time! Click here Full Story
Dear Gossips,
It’s christening week. Prince Little G’s big day is coming up on Wednesday, almost exactly 3 months since we saw him for the very first time. This is a big deal because A. our society is baby crazy, B. a lot of us are royal crazy, C. Read Full Intro
He’s still driving her Bentley
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All kinds of rumours circulating lately about how JLo might be over the Slum Bears. Well, here she is on the set of a new movie (her kids were there too) and here he is driving around town in her Bentley. So, obviously, he still has his privileges. And one of those privileges is to drive around in her luxury car instead of in the pickup truck that SHE BOUGHT HIM. Full Story
Lady Gaga: Top Gun & John Hughes
Lady Gaga just released her new single Do What U Want, featuring R Kelly. There was a photo that accompanied her announcement on Twitter. It’s of her ass. Which is glorious. As for the song… LOVE it. I’ve attached it below. What does it remind you of? I’m talking to you, my people who also grew up in the 80s. Full Story
Johnny Depp goes blonde
I don’t know if this is so much blonde as it is…orange? It’s sun-in. Do you know sun-in? Sun-in was a product we used back in the day to lighten our hair. You’d spray the sun-in on and then go in the sun. Most of us just cheated and turned on the hair dryer. What came out wasn’t so much blonde as it was…burnt. Full Story
Benedict’s box office boo-boo
So we’ve already discussed today how box office tracking is usually full of sh*t (click here for a refresher), but there is a threshold where it simply doesn’t matter how wonky the numbers are—you can’t deny when a movie sh*ts the bed. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
NPH’s twee Halloween (Dlisted)
Nope. Don’t like Evangeline Lilly’s new hair (Too Fab)
Britney Spears talks about Ryan Gosling and James Franco (The Superficial)
Tom Cruise Jr experiments with his facial hair (Just Jared)
Hate this dress (Hollywood Tuna)
Oh my GOD H7. You are too much. (Pop Sugar)
Anne Hathaway still has short hair (Cele|bitchy)
Jakey G makes scary faces (Socialite Life)
Amber Heard has an eye-line fixation like Christian Bale (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
LOOK AT US WE ARE SO IN LOVE (I'm Not Obsessed)
Ashley & Dario get back together
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US Weekly reports exclusively that Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitto, who announced their separation in January, are getting back together. They hadn’t yet filed for divorce. Franchitti was injured in an accident at the Grand Prix of Houston a couple of weeks ago. Full Story
Place Your Bets: Thor 2 Edition
Predicting a movie’s opening weekend box office is a blood sport in Los Angeles. I’ve got a friend who is a brilliant mathematician, who has dual PhDs and if you met him, you would think he worked for NASA. But no, he works for a firm that specializes in risk assessment for movie studios, and his job is to analyze market data and predict opening weekend box office for movies. Full Story
Turning down $5 million for “breakfast, lunch, and f-cking dinner”
That’s a question on a gossip quiz: Who said the following: “Breakfast, lunch, and f-cking dinner right here!” If you don’t know, you haven’t been doing your gossip homework. Colin Farrell, of course. He’s promoting Saving Mr Banks and discussed it during an Irish television interview the other day. Full Story
Did They Get You?
Homeland Season 3 Episode 4 recap They got me. In fact, a little Twitter scrolling before I watched the episode tipped me off to the twist, and I still didn’t see it coming in precisely the way that it did. Before we get serious here, can we just shout out to my Virgil? Back for just a small scene but boy did he make it count. Full Story
