September 21, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

September 21, 2012 14:17:02 Posted at September 21, 2012 14:17:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chana! I’m sorry about all the sh-t and diarrhoea happening right now. And poor MacGregor who’s starting his week of rough on Monday. But look at that wookie face! As long as he wakes up and you’re there, you know how they are, that’s all they need. And when he recovers, he’ll return the favour. Full Story

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posted this article about the new international trailer for Bond Skyfall, specifically highlighting how Javier Bardem’s villain, to me, seems scarier than how scary Bane was promised to be in The Dark Knight Rises.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 20, 2012 21:50:51 Posted at September 20, 2012 21:50:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds pointy shoes and travel steeze in LifeStyle

Betweens the Bynes and the Lohans, the English language is getting mutilated (Dlisted)

Given that we already knew that Ebola Paris Hilton was a disgusting f-ck, the lesson to be learned here is to be careful what you say in taxis (The Superficial)

Baby Maxwell really is trying to be more famous than babies Suri, Shiloh, and all the others combined (Just Jared)

JLo’s son’s face is cracking me up -- even her kid is like: how much longer can this slum loving go ON!?! (Too Fab)

Avril Lavigne is totally jealous of this look (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia LaBeouf will apparently be having real sex with one or more of these people (Pop Sugar)

Donald Trump says something about Princess Kate who is pregnant again on the cover of Star (Cele|bitchy)

I am so excited for this movie to be good but not more excited than Duana who probably has already memorised the soundtrack (Towleroad)

Does she look a little like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really cheap looking album cover (Hollywood PQ)

Blake’s shotgun wedding?

September 20, 2012 21:26:15 Posted at September 20, 2012 21:26:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, INF

Page Six had an item this morning speculating about Blake Lively being pregnant. Apparently she’s eating more on the set of Gossip Girl and now everyone’s watching for a bump. Which is gross in and of itself. That any time a girl who’s in the business actually eats a normal size portion, she either gets accused of being a fat ass or growing a child, depending on her circumstance. Full Story

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Rafa: Man of the Year is an intense spectator

September 20, 2012 19:41:23 Posted at September 20, 2012 19:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Rafael Nadal was named Man of the Year by Spanish Vanity Fair. There was an event the other night in Madrid to celebrate him. He wore a tux and looked very handsome and as relaxed as he could be on such a formal occasion. Yesterday Rafa was not relaxed. Yesterday Rafa watched the Champions League first round between Real Madrid and Manchester City and, well, he was euphoric at the end, certainly, but during the game Rafa was as intense as he gets for his own matches. Full Story

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Snape, Mark Darcy, and Mary

September 20, 2012 19:08:48 Posted at September 20, 2012 19:08:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

A naked Alan Rickman, a half naked Colin Firth, Cameron Diaz in her underwear and panties, the always amazing Stanley Tucci ... These are the main highlights from the first Gambit trailer that was just released yesterday (I love trailer season!) and, well, as much potential as it might have to be great, am I crazy in saying that it doesn’t seem all that funny and that Cameron Diaz isn’t the main problem? Yes, of course a line like “Have a look at these” is meant to be more amusing only because it’s Alan Rickman delivering it but. Full Story

Three Months More!

September 20, 2012 17:41:29 Posted at September 20, 2012 17:41:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

I have so many things to say and don’t have the time or, frankly, the concentration to organise it all because... There’s a new extended trailer, but really an abbreviated making-of feature, for Les Miserables - and NOT LES MIZ for Christ’s sake! - that’s just been released and. Full Story

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Tom and Tara

September 20, 2012 16:54:14 Posted at September 20, 2012 16:54:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

For the second night in London Tom Cruise was photographed on the club scene. Here he is leaving Annabel’s, a private members establishment. Benicio del Toro was there too and you know who else? Tara Reid. Not saying they were hanging out together, but it does seem a little off brand for TC to be rolling up to the same place where Tara Reid was likely getting drunk and falling down. Full Story

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B & J fangirl the president

September 20, 2012 16:18:32 Posted at September 20, 2012 16:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce’s best friend Gwyneth Paltrow co-hosted an Obama fundraiser last night in London, a day after B and J actually hosted the president. I have not seen any official pictures from the event but here’s one that B posted on her tumblr. As you can see, she chose a photo that shows her in full fangirl and afterwards Obama said that B is a great role model, or something. Full Story

Gwyneth & Cam for Obama

September 20, 2012 15:25:23 Posted at September 20, 2012 15:25:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow, Anna Wintour, and Tom Ford co-hosted a fundraiser for President Obama last night in London. Cameron Diaz, G’s best friend, was also there as she’s in town shooting The Counselor. G’s other best friend Beyonce hosted an event for Obama the night before. Do you think there was a dress size requirement to get into to the Paltrow/Wintour/Ford party? Like no more than size 2? Or do they suspend their size biases on political nights? I didn’t see Gwyneth at TIFF last week. Full Story

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The Hobbit now has less singing, more action

September 20, 2012 14:51:18 Posted at September 20, 2012 14:51:18
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Kevin Winter/Getty

The first trailer for Peter Jackson’s return to Middle Earth was a little underwhelming. It looked pretty much exactly like Fellowship of the Ring and it had some dude (do not ask me to differentiate the people playing dwarves—can’t do it) singing a depressing dirge. But the second trailer is much, much more indicative of what The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will be, and that is: funnier, lighter, and more free-spirited than The Lord of the Rings. Full Story