From Oscar...to this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 21:32:23 January 15, 2013 21:32:23
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Fame, Splash

Someone somewhere, and I’m too lazy to look for the link, has a list of Oscar winners who should have their awards revoked for the sh-t they do after. Most of the time I think this is unfair. For example, Forest Whitaker is in that new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and people will probably be criticising him for it but, like, in non-diverse Hollywood, how many quality scripts do you think Forest actually sees? It’s not like he has the same options as Tom Hanks. Full Story

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Here’s how a legend does it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 20:21:07 January 15, 2013 20:21:07
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Lisa Mauceri/ Splash

Pipsqueak is a big f-cking deal. But he’s not a legend, yet. While Justin Timberlake’s approach was to hijack awards shows with his return to music after 6 years, while teasing people for days beforehand, and shooting some kind of arty video, David Bowie just dropped his new song on his 66th birthday, totally by surprise, without any fanfare or self-dicksucking. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 20:10:18 January 15, 2013 20:10:18

Lindsay Lohan wants to get rid of the ONE thing in her life that’s working for her  (Dlisted)

Errm...Megan Fox is born again (The Superficial)

LOVE that Shaki still wears leather pants when she’s pregnant (Too Fab)

If you’ve never read the books, and you look at these pictures, who would you think was the love interest? (Pop Sugar)

Um, Charlie Sheen’s about to become a grandfather (Cele|bitchy)

Carrie Underwood wants you to know she’s not Anne Hathaway (Just Jared)

The girl who models who may or may not have gotten Justin Bieber behind Selena Gomez’s back (Hollywood Tuna)

OMG. This is what happens when you let photos happen when you’re letting ass-touching happen (Amy Grindhouse)

Hayden Panettiere’s super cute airport look (Popoholic)

That is a great dress on Jessica Lange (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Nicki got a Bitch Coach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 18:53:09 January 15, 2013 18:53:09
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WENN

Last fall, when the Mimi vs Nicki Minaj drama first blew up during American Idol auditions, I wrote that Mimi was outplaying Nicki and that Nicki needed a proper Bitch Coach. Click here for a refresher. You can’t lose your sh-t on Twitter and win against the Mimi. Full Story

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The Khaleesi & Ted are still together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 17:33:42 January 15, 2013 17:33:42
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I’m still tripping that this is a thing -- the Khaleesi and Seth MacFarlane. Check them out, posing separately on Sunday night at HBO’s Golden Globes party after the show. Because I love her, I have tried. I have tried to convince myself that if she’s into it there must be something to be in to. Full Story

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Minka & Chris are official

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 16:51:39 January 15, 2013 16:51:39
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PCN

They've been official for a few months now, of course, but holding hands while *knowingly* papped is a new stage in a celebrity relationship. This means that they know that we know that they're together and that they're no longer interested in hiding it, nor do they care that we can see it. Full Story

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Pippy’s Suit & Tie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 16:27:47 January 15, 2013 16:27:47
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Jodie Foster had to go and f-ck with JT’s intended Sunday night domination, you know? Otherwise he would have monopolised all the post-Globes headlines. Justin Timberlake releases new track -- first time in 6 years! Was it worth the wait? The OJ (Original Justin) is back! And instead he had to share it with whether or not Jodie Foster came out and is retiring. Full Story

Girls, Season 2 Episode 1 recap

Duana Posted by Duana at January 15, 2013 16:05:32 January 15, 2013 16:05:32
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Girls Season 2 Episode 1 Welcome back, y’all. Season 2 of this little show nobody’s heard about that hasn’t been talked about at all. But I think it’s important, as much as possible, to discuss the show separately from the entire cottage industry of media that has sprung up around it. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain & Tom Hiddleston...?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 15:36:20 January 15, 2013 15:36:20
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Splash, Dave M. Benett/ Getty

Here are photos of Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston at a BAFTA event last year. Apparently they’re dating now. This according to the Daily Mail so...  I hate when that happens. When good gossip happens and then you find out the source is the Daily Mail. Full Story

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January 15, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 15:11:39 January 15, 2013 15:11:39

Amber G! Happy 31st Birthday from Erin who can’t wait to tour the country with you in April and Congratulations on finishing your big grant proposal today! Also, she wants you to know that somehow the Oscars will happen, no matter the distance. And for Verena of GossipCon -- Happy Birthday from the ladies and the man of the group! Full Story

Monday, January 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Ben Affleck, Puffy-Diddy, and Bradley Cooper all dated Jennifer Lopez. They were all at the Golden Globes last night. As was the waiter-bear she picked up along the way. Is that a new record? I feel like Taylor Swift could beat that one day.  Read Full Intro