The Mariah Carey Show recap - Episode 1

Dean Posted by Dean at January 17, 2013 16:00:16 January 17, 2013 16:00:16

American Idol, Season 12, Episode 1 recap. (Lainey: Dean thinks the Mimi-Minaj drama is a fraud. I, as you know, think it’s legit. But I suck at recaps, and Dean’s more advanced at Mimi knowledge than I am. So here’s the first installment of what’s becoming the best show in the history of television. Full Story

Chaos Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2013 15:01:28 January 17, 2013 15:01:28
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This is Robert Pattinson in Australia where he’ll be shooting a new movie and staying a while, presumably because it’s not like it’s easy flying back and forth to LA from Adelaide which is apparently where he was headed. So if you live in Adelaide, look out. It might get sh-t crazy. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult: 2 for 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2013 14:42:43 January 17, 2013 14:42:43
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A great week is only getting better, starting the second day in a row with Nicholas Hoult, currently in the #2 position on my Five List. Here he is in a well tailored suit at the premiere of Warm Bodies in Rome. My cousin Cat wrote to me yesterday, “I can’t believe About A Boy is so hot! I loved him in that movie!” I’m telling you, in person it’s even better. Full Story

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January 17, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2013 14:24:50 January 17, 2013 14:24:50

Crystal! Happy 30th Birthday from Amy. And me too! I’ll be in Halifax soon – will we hook up? Also, are you big into country like Amy is? Because no one will karaoke Pontoon with me and I’m hoping you’ll be my first.  Full Story

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Sundance begins tomorrow. A preview will be posted later today. You know who wanted to go? Lindsay Lohan, obviously. But The Canyons was rejected, supposedly because the festival didn’t want her there. “Well, none of us have plans to do porn," said Amy to Tina.  Read Full Intro

One Direction Gay-Baiting

Dean Posted by Dean at January 16, 2013 21:37:29 January 16, 2013 21:37:29
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There’s lots being said this week about the whole Jodie Foster coming out situation but, because my heart wants to drag things down to the lowest common denominator, I’d like to use this as an excuse to talk about how gay One Direction is…or at least how gay One Direction pretends to be. Full Story

The Sexiest Best Actors ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 21:04:06 January 16, 2013 21:04:06
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But first... DDL in a peacoat! So, this year’s Best Actor Oscar nominees... Daniel Day-Lewis Hugh Jackman Denzel Washington Joaquin Phoenix Bradley Cooper 3 of those are former Sexiest Men Alive. DDL is unquestionably sexy. Joaquin...could be sexy if he wasn’t such a f-cking MISERABLE. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 20:26:55 January 16, 2013 20:26:55

Because a father would know when his daughter is an escort? (Dlisted)

I really love it when Country Bitch talks pro-gay (Too Fab)

Cheek piercing (The Superficial)

No. Not even Shaki can make the belly cupping work (Just Jared)

Kate Upton looks really great in white. Or did you even notice? (Hollywood Tuna)

Katy Perry and John Mayer on a mini-break (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch appreciates his Twi-Hards (Cele|bitchy)

Snoop Dogg and a Kardashian ex? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

There’s a LOT of filler (IDLYITW)

Katy Cambridge’s portrait -- the memes (Hollywood PQ)
 

Sundance 2013 Preview: 15 films to look out for

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2013 19:53:55 January 16, 2013 19:53:55

Oh relax, I’ll keep it short(ish). Ain’t Them Bodies Saints Casey Affleck has appeared in only one movie since the Joaquin Phoenix/I’m Still Here debacle in 2010, and that was the loathsome Tower Heist in 2011. But he’s back now (…good?), starring alongside Rooney Mara and Ben Foster (!!!) in a 1970s-set drama about petty criminals. Full Story

Nicole pays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 19:00:47 January 16, 2013 19:00:47

It’s Sundance. So, like, indie season. Is Nicole Kidman the first name that comes to mind when you think “indie”? This is where she says she’s at now. Smart. Kidman covers The Hollywood Reporter in its Sundance issue and acknowledges that she doesn’t work in big budget movies, her subtle way of saying the audience doesn’t accept her in them, and has instead refocused her career, choosing smaller projects like The Paperboy and Stoker, which is why she’s heading to Park City. Full Story

JLO on Mimi Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 17:39:16 January 16, 2013 17:39:16
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Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up a spot for Mimi at a cost of $18 million. Full Story

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