Tom Cruise runs the Great Wall of China

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 14:39:27 May 10, 2013 14:39:27
STR/ Getty

Tom Cruise was in Beijing yesterday promoting Oblivion. As you now know, the Chinese movie market is a big deal now. Not only for the money they make but also for, um, the money they steal. Iron Man 3 was released in China a day before North America. They say it was a smart decision so as to reduce the piracy situation. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Happy Mother’s Day/Daddy’s Home

Dean Posted by Dean at May 10, 2013 14:32:52 May 10, 2013 14:32:52
FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

Moms around the internet, we love you. You work so hard, those of us without kids quite literally have no idea how you do it. I, specifically, am in awe of your ability to not get blackout drunk at least once a week. It’s such incredible work and it seems that to celebrate, the Universe and Zac Efron have conspired to give a little something back to the straight mamas, and the lesbi-mums who like to look at pretty boys. Full Story

View All 30 Photos

Welcome Back

Duana Posted by Duana at May 10, 2013 14:18:28 May 10, 2013 14:18:28

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 22 recap Well, that was only a little bit creepy. I know we had twenty minutes of explanation about the veil and where it dropped and why, but aside from those nods to propriety, it all felt a little easy, didn’t it? Veil dropped. Loved ones returned. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

What Gwyneth’s Girl Sh-t sounds like

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:58:05 May 10, 2013 13:58:05

Click here if you missed my Girl Sh-t post on Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday about how she slagged the MET Gala and patronised Miranda Kerr. The photos in that article were taken of my G out to dinner on Wednesday night and it turns out she was meeting up with two radio hosts from Australia who’d won a contest, or something, it doesn’t matter. Full Story

Hot Harry and FLOTUS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:40:59 May 10, 2013 13:40:59
Mark Wilson/ Getty

Michelle Obama was hosting an event at the White House yesterday to honour military mothers and wives when Hot Prince Harry dropped in for a visit. Well Happy Mother’s Day! As always, Harry was great with the children. I wonder if Sasha and Malia were around in the residence for a private meet and greet. Full Story

View All 56 Photos

Jen in grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:17:25 May 10, 2013 13:17:25
Splash, Jamie McCarthy/ Getty

Jennifer Aniston was in New York yesterday to promote her Living Proof hair care line. Can we just sidebar about how annoying this is, how brands are so inconsistent with the capitalisation of the letters in their names? The “p” in Proof is not capitalised in the step-and-repeat behind her. Full Story

View All 18 Photos
Thursday, May 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t, as you know. It’s one of the enduring themes of this blog. But... and I hate to be a buzzkill... but Girl Sh-t has to be legit. And it wasn’t legit Girl Sh-t between Elisha Cuthbert and April Reimer. Video Assumption TOTALLY suggested it. And of course the subsequent GIF that made its way across Twitter, but Reimer explained, equally quickly, on Twitter, obviously, that they were reacting to a rude comment from a fan sitting close by. Which I can believe because, well, that’s what happens at hockey games -- fans say stupid sh-t, and I know this because I say stupid sh-t. Like, sh-t you’d be embarrassed about if you knew the player’s family was listening.

So, instead of Girl Sh-t, it was actually commiseration. And April posted a photo to support that. Believe me, I’m as disappointed as you are. But these are the risks we take with Photo and Video Assumption. It’s also the difference between good gossip and, you know, like, STAR Magazine.

Sorry...? Let me make it up to you. Because you know who’s always good for good, old-fashioned, legit Girl Sh-t? Please. Gwyneth Paltrow, obviously.

Yours in gossip,


Hot Harry in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 21:26:28 May 9, 2013 21:26:28
Chris Jackson/ Getty

Today was the first day of Hot Harry's American visit. He was in DC for an anti-landmine exhibit, a cause, as you know, that was one of Princess Diana's. But God he really looks like her in some of these photos, non? More so than usual. It's something about the redness in his cheeks and the expression in his eyes in this shot of him looking up. Full Story

View All 34 Photos

Not enough Oscar Isaac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 19:16:55 May 9, 2013 19:16:55
Rob Kim/ Getty

For a few months now, Oscar Isaac has been #1 on my Five List. Click here to read the post announcing his induction. Oscar was at the screening for The Great Gatsby the other night. There are, maybe, like, 4 pictures of him from the event. Instead of shooting Oscar, photographers blew their loads on that saliva sprayer Gerard Butler. Full Story

The family intervention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 18:45:03 May 9, 2013 18:45:03
Chelsea Lauren/ Getty

According to US Weekly, Chris and Luke Hemsworth, brothers of Liam Hemsworth, who is still, apparently, Miley Cyrus’s fiancé, stepped in about a month ago to convince him to leave her. Like a romance intervention. Because she’s not good for him. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 17:57:04 May 9, 2013 17:57:04

Sasha Finds the right white shoes and floppy hats in LifeStyle

I really, really want to know how people like this can afford their lives (Dlisted)

Kate Moss, we missed you at the MET Gala, but you were too busy getting spray-tanned (Too Fab)

Cameron Diaz chest bumping (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson after the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

The weird thing is, I always thought she was a redhead... (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey G and My Girl (Just Jared)

Not sure about these tights (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts Ruins A Wedding should be the title of her new movie (Evil Beet Gossip)

Horrible skirt on Kate Bosworth (Popoholic)

Alexa Chung at the MET Gala shrug (Go Fug Yourself)