The Artist James Franco is sexist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 18:57:45 February 26, 2013 18:57:45
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James Franco was the Grand Marshall of the Daytona 500 on Sunday, a promotional gimmick for Oz: The Great And Powerful. The Grand Marshall has four words to say: Drivers, start your engines! But since James Franco is pure artistry, he had to modify the introduction. Of course. Traditions don’t apply to James Franco. Full Story

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Charlize > The Khaleesi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 18:08:00 February 26, 2013 18:08:00
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There were no photos of Charlize Theron at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday. She usually goes and she’s usually photographed, so I don’t think she went. Because an interesting item appeared in Page Six today. Apparently she was at Seth MacFarlane’s party instead to watch him sing with an orchestra. Full Story

Ben shaves his playoff beard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 17:58:32 February 26, 2013 17:58:32
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I’m telling you, that’s why the Patriots lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants the first time, in Phoenix. They were undefeated that season. And...Tom Brady CUT HIS HAIR for the only game that mattered! Ben Affleck wasn’t so stupid. He kept a playoff beard going through award season and, well, as we know, it worked. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence’s hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 17:31:27 February 26, 2013 17:31:27
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She won the Oscar on Sunday. On Monday she went to the salon and had her hair coloured dark, almost black, presumably to resume shooting Catching Fire. See? No detail is too small in an Oscar Campaign. Even the colour of your hair. Think of the Academy voters. As I’ve written several times before, when they see her, fresh in the face, flushed with youth, blonde and sunny, she’s the precocious granddaughter. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence’s skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 17:15:55 February 26, 2013 17:15:55
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I’ve written about it before -- that 22 year old skin, on Jennifer Lawrence, is what they’re trying to recreate in plastic surgeons’ offices. Her skin isn’t just unblemished, it’s also full of youthful lift -- those cheekbones are in their prime. And, well, the reality is that it’s a short window. Full Story

What Blake & Ryan did on Oscar weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 16:26:04 February 26, 2013 16:26:04

While everyone else in Hollywood was in LA for the Oscars attending pre-parties, making deals, hooking up, and kissing Harvey Weinstein’s ass, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds stayed back in small town Sudbury, Ontario, where he’s shooting Queen Of The Night, and visited patients in the pediatric unit at Health Sciences North Hospital  Full Story

Monday, February 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Who were the big winners at the Oscars? Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler beat the Oscars. They didn’t just beat Seth MacFarlane (although we’ll get to him later), they beat the Academy.  Read Full Intro

The Walking Dead 3.11: “This is a tomb”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 25, 2013 23:08:30 February 25, 2013 23:08:30

The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 11 recap. I’m watching this immediately following an uneven, horribly directed Oscar telecast that felt like it took all year. I’m hopped up on caffeine and a little cranky and feeling like I have no patience for stupid Andrea and Woodbury. Which is a problem because this episode has a lot of Andrea and Woodbury. Full Story

The Prodigal

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 23:02:18 February 25, 2013 23:02:18

Girls Season 2 Episode 7 I am so tired of the commentary on vaginas these days. I have had enough.  Please do not talk about how women are being shamed into hating their labia, or criticizing or worshipping the giant bush, or talking about ambassadors of vagina, or something. I am not trying to sound like Chuck Lorre but is this really the only thing we can talk about that makes us seem daring and with it and rebellious? Really?   The only thing? I guess the next gasp will be about anal fissures, or something, but it just seems so…second-year university. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 22:59:48 February 25, 2013 22:59:48

Over 13,000 words later… we are finally done the Oscar wrap-up! Please scroll down and hit VIEW MORE to get caught up on all of it. Back tomorrow with a few more stories and non-Oscar gossip. Coming at you after this though -- recaps for Girls and The Walking Dead. Then…we have to crash.

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An example of a bad white Oscar dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity Manicures (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman’s post-Oscar face (Cele|bitchy)

More Vanity Fair party pictures (Socialite Life)

Kate Middleton is becoming Beyonce? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Mark Wahlberg goes for groceries (I'm Not Obsessed)

Oscars Most Swaggiful Partying: Amy Poehler & Rashida Jones

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 22:44:09 February 25, 2013 22:44:09
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You don’t often get to see a lot of the non-nominated. You see a lot of the sound-editing types, who are nervous but self-aware enough to know that nobody cares, and you get the occasional shot of Jack Nicholson, but as discussed elsewhere on this blog today, Jack Nicholson is his own man, and can’t be compared to anyone. Full Story

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