Madonna cannot be enslaved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 16:33:58 October 10, 2013 16:33:58
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This story on Page Six made me laugh today. So Madonna went to the screening of 12 Years A Slave the other night at the New York Film Festival. According to a Page Six source: A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting,” seated in a row with Jason Ritter, J. Full Story

It’s so great to see you, Mark Ruffalo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 15:37:19 October 10, 2013 15:37:19
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Which should be the title of the article every time I post about Mark Ruffalo. Yesterday I read an article about Mark Ruffalo here at the Guardian about how great he was in You Can Count On Me, and specifically the scene with Laura Linney where he cries in front of Laura Linney. Full Story

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The women in Joaquin’s life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 14:47:28 October 10, 2013 14:47:28
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The Lunchbox Fund is a non-profit organisation dedicated to providing a daily meal for orphaned and vulnerable school children in township and rural areas of South Africa, a country where 65% of all children live in poverty.” The Executive Board in the US includes Joaquin Phoenix, Rain Phoenix, Summer Phoenix, and Topaz Page-Green. Full Story

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Robin Thicke like Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 14:03:08 October 10, 2013 14:03:08

Usually it’s the other way around – JT sounds like RT, JT’s sound is RT’s sound, etc. This time, it’s Robin Thicke doing the Justin Timberlake. Thicke’s interview with Oprah Winfrey airs this weekend. Full Story

The assistant at the border

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 13:45:00 October 10, 2013 13:45:00

This blind riddle is about a celebrity and his assistant, and what it might be like to work for a celebrity as an assistant. Some of the benefits? You get to be part of that culture and you’re surrounded by creativity – in this case, I guess – and you get to travel around the world. Full Story

October 10, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 13:38:15 October 10, 2013 13:38:15

Vanessa! Happy Birthday from Tania and your nephew Spencer who you’ll meet at Christmas! And Alexander Skarsgard too by request. Though if you do meet him at Christmas, tell me everything. Happy Birthday Jane from Anne! Will Smith? Oh, Jane, BELIEVE it. Believe it. To Sandra from Anne – Happy Birthday…with Bono attached! October is Learning Disabilities Awareness Month. Full Story

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Jon Stewart did a great bit last night on The Daily Show when he said we needed a break from all the sh-tty stories in the news lately so he pulled out his Wheel of Happy Stories and took it for a spin. One of the options: Full Frontal Clooney.  Read Full Intro

Broken Down Jonas Brothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2013 21:00:38 October 9, 2013 21:00:38
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The Jonas Brothers were supposed to go on tour in two days. It was just announced this afternoon that they're tapping out and PEOPLE reports that it's because they pretty much hate each other right now. No, not in those words, but their publicist is calling it a "deep rift" over "creative differences". Full Story

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Photo Assumption: The Reunion of Gina + Henry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2013 20:42:37 October 9, 2013 20:42:37

So far only the Daily Mail has these shots. As soon as I can buy them, I'll post them properly. But you get the idea -- Henry Cavill is shooting a movie in Rome and he was photographed out for dinner with Gina Carano. So I guess we're supposed to think that they're happening again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2013 18:40:20 October 9, 2013 18:40:20

Sasha’s Into punk earrings in LifeStyle

Suzanne Somers is having more sex than everybody (Dlisted)

According to Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t like to party (Too Fab)

What…is the title of this song!? (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes is giving makeovers now (Just Jared)

Jakey G's girlfriend in bikinis (Hollywood Tuna)

I’d rather watch Kat Dennings do this weekly than Two Broke Girls (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch twitchy? (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe please call Katy Perry (Evil Beet Gossip)

Divorce cakes? (Romance Beat)

Liam Payne (Hollywood PQ)


Norman Reedus walks down the street with a girl holding flowers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2013 17:21:25 October 9, 2013 17:21:25

I try to get as much Norman Reedus on the site as I can, because I know that for some of you, he’s on your Five List. And I get it. I totally, totally get it. I imagine it would be transformative. Look at that expression on her face. She seems like she’s been transformed, non? That’s practically a Cialis commercial for women. Full Story

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