MET Most Disappointing Part 1: Kirsten Dunst

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:54:15 May 7, 2013 11:54:15
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Duana and I both groaned. Kiki D could have owned this thing, you know? Kiki D, who very rarely dresses for Reese Witherspoon’s PEOPLE Magazine readers, seemed the perfect candidate to take over this red carpet with quirk and individuality and... Cleavage + a F-CKING FEATHER skirt is how she came. Full Story

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Worst MET Sisters: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:44:24 May 7, 2013 11:44:24
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These two. And I’m usually an Olsen apologist. But Ashley totally missed the point here and you’d think Mary-Kate would embrace the punk but instead both of them seemed to be under the impression that the MET Gala theme this year was Shades of the Orient. What’s frustrating is that MK was almost there. Full Story

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Best MET sisters: Dakota & Elle Fanning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:32:10 May 7, 2013 11:32:10
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Both in Rodarte. I like the symmetry of this. It’s like each Mulleavy gets a Fanning. And they’re coordinated too! This is a great sheer panelled dress on Dakota, 19. Because it’s revealing without being risqué. You see how it offers virtually no side-breast? I have to think that that’s a strategic decision. Full Story

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Slum Love at the MET Gala: JLO & Casper Bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:19:34 May 7, 2013 11:19:34
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She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of that situation but we’d never really be able to watch that back anyway so is it worth it? To endure the Gross? Look at him. Full Story

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MET Most Low End: Emma Watson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:04:08 May 7, 2013 11:04:08
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NO. It seems impossible. And your first instinct is to argue because that’s our Hermione. It’s Emma Watson. She can do Burberry and Rodarte, she can be Chanel and Christopher Kane, and even though Emma is many things and has been described many ways, she’s almost never been called. Full Story

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MET Cavalli but not Cavalli: Amanda Seyfried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:56:32 May 7, 2013 10:56:32
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Duana and I disagree on Amanda Seyfried, the new face of Givenchy, in Givenchy. She’s into it. I thought it was Cavalli. This is how they parade onto yachts in Cannes, the Euro escorts looking for a Russian billionaire. Proof? The back. What do you call it when there’s a small triangle for your bush that’s an excuse for a bikini? This is what’s happening when Seyfried turns around. Full Story

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Best MET Eyebrows: Lily Collins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:48:25 May 7, 2013 10:48:25
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Here’s how you do a bold eyebrow for Punk Night at the MET Gala. Lily already has famously thick eyebrows. And she built around them for the evening. The dress is Moschino. It’s reasonably dark and gothy. Unlike Ginnifer Goodwin, it’s a great accent for what’s happening on her face. Full Story

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Worst MET Eyebrows: Ginnifer Goodwin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:44:25 May 7, 2013 10:44:25
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It’s not the makeup that’s the problem. Click here. You see the difference it makes when the makeup is worn with something complementary? The makeup works there, doesn’t it? It does NOT however work when it’s on top of a Tory Burch dress. Full Story

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The MET Anti-Rooney: Kate Mara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:27:11 May 7, 2013 10:27:11
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Duana brought it up: that Kate Mara actively dresses exactly the opposite of her sister. Which must be the reason she went for this heinous baby doll with a terribly matched pair of heels. Come on, really? This is the best Kate Mara could do? No, she's not an Oscar-nominated film star but House Of Cards isn't insignificant either and besides, she was just in Prada Full Story

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Best MET White: Rooney Mara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:17:03 May 7, 2013 10:17:03
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Some of you have written to me comparing Rooney Mara's white Givenchy to Victoria Beckham's glorified housecoat at this event in 2008. Click here for a refresher. Sort of. But this is infinitely superior, non? That zipper detail is amazing. Full Story

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Worst MET White: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 10:04:31 May 7, 2013 10:04:31
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Totally clueless. It's a white dress with a ring collar. And? This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK's SAKE. Full Story

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