Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Will you miss the Twilight tent city? Last night was the last night time. And now that it’s over the Twilight Moms will have to go back to work. I’ve always wondered how that worked. Do they request a proper vacation day -- or a few vacation days to build in for travel time and camping out time -- or do they call in sick? I thought about this yesterday when I walked past the kids here in New York at Rockefeller Center.  Read Full Intro

Dear James Franco, tell us what to think of The Canyons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 21:58:20 November 13, 2012 21:58:20
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But first... A quick update on the Loser of 2012, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan bailed on Barbara Walters on the good advice of her new PR team. Instead she’s doing The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Barbara is mad. And she played a clip from Part 1 of their interview, conducted in the summer, on The View: Conversations with people like this are infuriating. Full Story

Robbie vs Paul Pt 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 21:02:40 November 13, 2012 21:02:40
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Atonement. Remember how gross Benedict Cumberbatch was in Atonement? It’s a testament to his skill as an actor but I can’t help but hold it against him anyway. Poor Robbie took the fall for Paul’s underage creeping! Can you be TOO good at your job? Atonement was the second time James McAvoy and Cumberbatch worked together, having previously co-starred in Starter For Ten which I quite liked and think is underrated though I can’t remember Bendy in it at all. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 19:48:29 November 13, 2012 19:48:29

I wrote about my TED Talk at the vitaminwater tumblr.

FINE! I won’t eat bread anymore! God! (Dlisted)

Drunk Hamm (The Superficial)

Duana’s baby name prenuptial agreement (Nameberry)

Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise were in a bubble (Pop Sugar)

Chris Hemsworth is better than Channing Tatum in Australia (Cele|bitchy)

#RobstenIsUnbroken at the after-party (Just Jared)

Find me a dress that looks bad on Miranda Kerr (Hollywood Tuna)

I love this Taylor Swift photo shoot (Amy Grindhouse)

This dress does not fit right on Cameron Diaz (Popoholic)

No, no, this is all wrong on Carly Rae Jepsen (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Andrew Garfield’s Single Ladies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 18:39:37 November 13, 2012 18:39:37
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He is too f-cking cute. So cute I think even Duana would agree, and he’s not her type. But how can you watch this and not smile all the way through? It’s delightful! Andrew Garfield visited Ellen (airs today) and he talked about Spider-Man and how it starts shooting in February and he didn’t talk about Emma Stone but wasn’t a dick about it either and whatever, whatever, and he also danced for charity. Full Story

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Can #JelenaBeUnbroken too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 15:54:20 November 13, 2012 15:54:20
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Selena Gomez was in New York last night for the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. That might explain the outfit. The outfit is SO old. And the hair too. God, Selena, THIS ISN’T GOING TO GET HIM BACK DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND??? But apparently Selena is fronting like she doesn’t want Justin Bieber back, playing it like she’s all strong and independent and her friends are tweeting that she doesn’t need him. Full Story

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Bella & Edward’s final Hollywood carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 15:20:44 November 13, 2012 15:20:44
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I like it that Robert Pattinson is adventurous about his suit colours. This suit looks like it could have been fashioned out of a handbag. And it’s enough. Too much would be a spiked out silly cape, like the Spice Girls video for Say You’ll Be There only without the campy irony. Pattinson’s green was a nice complement to his girlfriend’s provocative Zuhair Murad, not my favourite designer (see Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Lopez for previous), but I appreciate the effort to not look like Ashley Greene in a tired, unimaginative indistinguishable flowy princessy gown. Full Story

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Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:37:24 November 13, 2012 14:37:24
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Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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November 13, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:17:27 November 13, 2012 14:17:27

Sheila! Good luck today! Kim told me how excited you were for her for GossipCon this weekend. And now it’s her turn to be worried for you. But only a little. Because today will be fine. And tomorrow you’ll be rid of it. Let me know how it goes. Good luck and get well soon! Happy Birthday Janessa with love from your cousin Michelle who wanted me to throw in a couple of hot Leafs. Full Story

Monday, November 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’m OK. Of course it’s been hard, and even more so since there may yet be hope, but I was ready for it. I prepared. I’ve been preparing for months. All I wanted was one final summer, and beyond that, well, it was always impossible.  Read Full Intro