Thursday, September 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The MTV VMAs are happening tonight. New York Fashion Week begins while the US Open draw gets tighter. The festival is still on in Venice. The NFL is back. And ... TIFF! It’s busy! This is my 6th TIFF. As always, in addition to updating my blog, I’m reporting for etalk (click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 6, 2012 21:31:09 Posted at September 6, 2012 21:31:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You think Tori Spelling’s husband is jealous about this? (Dlisted)

Um, there’s a lot of photoshop happening here, right? (Too Fab)

Scarlett Johansson to rally the base? (The Superficial)

How can this be? There are new photos of Shia Labeouf and he hasn’t said anything dicky to go along with them. (Just Jared)

F-ck me I love her hair so, so, SO much I can’t stop saying it (Hollywood Tuna)

Brooklyn Decker’s tears (Pop Sugar)

Taylor IS singing about Jakey’s cut and run! (Cele|bitchy)

Super, super sexy Rachel McAdams (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

She’s an angel and there’s a beach and a LOT of cheese and you have to watch this RIGHT NOW (Hollywood PQ)

OK not to be super dirty but if you move that patch a few inches lower it’s, like, right above it, you know? (Go Fug Yourself)

YES I CAN SEE YOUR RING

September 6, 2012 20:38:54 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PPNY / GSNY /Splash

Kate Bosworth is engaged to Michael Polish. She announced it on Twitter the other day, posting a black and white glamour shot of herself with her ring by her mouth. Not that many people cared. Oh look. Here’s Kate with Michael walking around in New York today. I CAN SEE THE DIAMOND CAN YOU SEE THE DIAMOND? No? How about like this? Or this? Can you see it like this? And like this? Is that better? It’s almost like a Harry Potter photo. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

September 6, 2012 20:20:25 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

Keith Urban and Idol

September 6, 2012 20:11:53 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:11:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ryan Pierse/Getty

I’ve been hearing from readers in Australia who’ve written to tell me about how Keith Urban was on The Voice down there. Apparently he was an excellent judge, very popular, and it boosted his profile, probably album sales too. Urban of course has been rumoured to be negotiating for a spot on the panel for Mariah Carey’s American Idol. Full Story

The Blue Ivy Carter is loved

September 6, 2012 20:03:34 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:03:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer, FameFlynet

Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I should stop before they arrest me for conspiracy to kidnap. Full Story

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Mimi (barely) kicks off

September 6, 2012 19:31:47 Posted at September 6, 2012 19:31:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Janet Mayer/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

It’s amazing, isn’t it? Our Mimi’s ability to keep reinventing the art of doing as little as possible? Mimi delivered two performances at the NFL kickoff last night. Sort of. For Triumphant, she appeared only halfway through the song, showing up in a pre-recorded video for the beginning with the title FASHIONABLY LATE as she sat in the backseat of a car, moving only her upper body. Full Story

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In the same city with My Obsession

September 6, 2012 18:40:28 Posted at September 6, 2012 18:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

The Taylor-Johnsons are in Toronto. I’m in Toronto. OMG. Here they are arriving yesterday with daughters Wylda Rae and Romy Hero for the TIFF premiere of Anna Karenina. They are the opposite of the Paltrow-Martins: we do everything together. I want to see them at a party together. But now that I see that their babies are with them, I wonder if that’s not likely. Full Story

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Funny/Girl

September 6, 2012 18:05:23 Posted at September 6, 2012 18:05:23
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, Johns PKI/Splash

Coming off the success of Bridesmaids last year, Hollywood is experiencing a Funny Girl revival. Bridesmaids brought empirical proof that women being funny in a female-oriented movie can appeal to men as well (which, duh, because funny is funny is funny, regardless of your gender, but Hollywood tends not to believe even obvious things until there’s box office data to back it up), and so now we’re being treated to a slew of female-driven comedies, led by Bachelorette and For a Good Time, Call. Full Story

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Ex-Church Wife & Fake Church Wife

September 6, 2012 17:15:15 Posted at September 6, 2012 17:15:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Nancy Rivera/Splash

The Style Awards happened last night in New York. Katie Holmes was there to present an award to Carolina Herrera, her first official appearance since telling Tom Cruise she wanted a divorce through her publicist and just two days before she presents her Holmes & Yang collection for the first time at NYFW. Full Story

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Selena Gomez: on having a blast (and is Emma Watson?)

September 6, 2012 16:59:19 Posted at September 6, 2012 16:59:19
Duana Posted by Duana
Photos:
Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

I never went backpacking in Europe.   It was the preferred fantasy in my high school class – go to Europe where there’s “culture” - but my parents had me over a barrel with the twin realities of I had already been to Europe (with them, as if that counts), and they would yank my university tuition if I defied them. Full Story

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