June 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

June 15, 2012 15:41:39 Posted at June 15, 2012 15:41:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Clare from your sisters Eileen and Mary - Congratulations on graduating from Western Law School today! These pictures are adorable. Do you still have those t-shirts? And for Sarah who is missing Willow - of course you’re bummed out ...because you loved her so much, and she loved you too. Full Story

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

So we went to see Rock Of Ages last night…Oh My God. Will post a full review later. Just know that the two people I went with both found Tom Cruise’s nipples very distracting but I didn’t mind them.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

June 14, 2012 22:15:09 Posted at June 14, 2012 22:15:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Pierce Brosnan’s singing in Mamma Mia almost ruined your life? Well…combine that with this. (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise got all rocknroll by having his pubes pulled (Dlisted)

Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling that wants to speed-serious the situation? (Celebitchy)

Rachael Leigh Cook looks good in yellow (Hollywood Tuna)

Charlize is determined not to reveal her full buzz (Pop Sugar)

Dev Patel’s most beautiful Bulgari date (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba’s many colours of the rainbow (Popoholic)

I really don’t think Miley’s got anything going on with this dude because, um, have you seen Liam Hemsworth??? (Hollywood PQ)

One Direction made homosexual (Towleroad

Great dress on Eva Longoria (Go Fug Yourself)

Rock Of Ages review

June 14, 2012 22:11:07 Posted at June 14, 2012 22:11:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Spoilers ahead. This is what happens at the beginning: Sherri gets on a Greyhound bound for Los Angeles, clutching her precious signed rock albums, dreaming Hollywood dreams. Then she starts singing and the entire bus sings along with her. Pretty standard movie musical scene. But I’m telling you this because even though you go in to a movie musical knowing it’s a movie musical, sometimes it still takes some getting used to. Full Story

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Brad Pitt & Emily Carr

June 14, 2012 18:45:14 Posted at June 14, 2012 18:45:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was in Germany today reportedly to check out the Documenta. As you know, he’s apparently become something of an art collector. Word is he was granted a private viewing. The way he’s wearing the sh-t out of that shirt, his gait, the confidence…you want to know why Brad Pitt? Look at him. Full Story

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Minka & Jake?

June 14, 2012 18:22:36 Posted at June 14, 2012 18:22:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time we caught up with Minka Kelly, she was on a mega downgrade from Derek Jeter with Wilmer Valderrama - click here for a refresher. Minka forgot that you’re not supposed to take your shamef-cks out in public. It now appears that it’s out of her system. Full Story

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Jen & Justin: farewell Paris

June 14, 2012 18:08:23 Posted at June 14, 2012 18:08:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux left the Ritz in Paris today. Given that she’s double-bagging, I’m assuming they’ve checked out. Look how friendly and smiley she is with the paps, even throwing up a wave. And she has so much reason to be these days. Jen is finally with someone who will play the game with her, happily. Full Story

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Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season One review

June 14, 2012 17:40:24 Posted at June 14, 2012 17:40:24
Maria Posted by Maria
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

(Lainey: the final season of Breaking Bad is a month away. Maria will be previewing the show every week until it starts. Oh Walt…what have you done?) “Chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change. It is growth, then decay, then transformation.” -WW Breaking Bad is simple: man needs money, man cooks meth to make money. Full Story

Stacy’s Italian Holiday

June 14, 2012 16:52:24 Posted at June 14, 2012 16:52:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Vicino/E-pics/Splash

Here are George Clooney and Stacy Keibler leaving dinner last night in Italy where they’re on holiday at his summer house in Lake Como. Stacy also went shopping with friends yesterday. She looks like she’s having a great time. And why not? This is her first trip there as the bonafide, a privilege extended to her predecessors. Full Story

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Cate, Christian, and Imogen shooting

June 14, 2012 15:59:55 Posted at June 14, 2012 15:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I wrote last week, I am really, really enjoying seeing Christian Bale working on a movie where he can resemble himself, at least physically - no weight loss or gain, no mask, no period costumes, in modern street clothes without any transformational assistance to get into character. Here he is with Cate Blanchett yesterday in LA working on Terrence Malick’s Knight Of Cups. Full Story

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Fight Night: Chris Brown vs Drake

June 14, 2012 15:32:23 Posted at June 14, 2012 15:32:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before we get into this though, a quick word on the bullsh-t Pacquio/Bradley decision? Is the WBO bankrolled by the Chinese Communist government? It stanks just as badly of corruption and foul. Ok so last night in New York, Chris Brown and Drake both show up at a club called WIP. By the end of the evening, Brown’s chin was cut open, supposedly by a member of Drake’s entourage. Full Story