Referring to yourself in the third bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 19:57:16 January 3, 2013 19:57:16

You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, shooting the cover of Bazaar. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 19:39:59 January 3, 2013 19:39:59

Hayley finds a sports bra for the small-busted in LifeStyle

Does Jude Law still cream your panties? (Dlisted)

I want this family to adopt me (Too Fab)

The most monetised pregnancy of all time (The Superficial)

Super cute dress on Emma Stone (Just Jared)

Who IS this lady? Why do people keep taking pictures of her with Euro trash? (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele in a red bikini with Cory Monteith in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s high fashion greasy hair (Cele|bitchy)

Not a bad cover, right? (Hollywood PQ)

Pamela Anderson on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney wants a makeover in 2013 (Celeb Dirty Laundry)


 

My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 18:37:09 January 3, 2013 18:37:09
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Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that sh-t off Twilight anyway. And while I still haven’t seen Twilight 5, Robert Pattinson didn’t ever look 17, in any of those movies. Full Story

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Grimaldi babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 18:02:14 January 3, 2013 18:02:14
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Bauer-Griffin

It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of Serenity's first priority. 18 months after they married, tearfully, there has yet to be an announcement. Full Story

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Single for award season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 16:14:22 January 3, 2013 16:14:22
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Jeff Vespa/ Getty

These are photos of Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper from December 7, 2012 at an event for Silver Linings Playbook and director David O Russell. They seemed fine. Between these pictures and Christmas though, Zoe and Bradley broke up. He went off to Europe with his family and though she was expected to be on that trip too, she spent NYE in Miami with friends. Full Story

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the new movie star

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 3, 2013 15:19:55 January 3, 2013 15:19:55
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ROBYN BECK/Getty

Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. He’s already in the mix for the next Batman, carrying into DC/WB’s Justice League movie, and now he’s been revealed as the late entry into Marvel’s casting pool for the lead role in Guardians of the Galaxy, as space captain Peter Quill/Star-Lord. Full Story

January 3, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 14:36:19 January 3, 2013 14:36:19
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PUNKD Images

Jacqui! Good luck today and keep fighting, keep staying positive. You know how I know you’ll be great? Kristi asked me yesterday for new photos of your one true love, Michael Buble, and, a few hours later, new photos of Michael Buble were released. These are for you.   Full Story

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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY NEW YEAR! May 2013 be as Great For Gossip as 2012. I’ve a feeling it will be. After all, a Baby Royal is expected -- and a snake too! -- on the same timeline(ish) as Porny’s second and Kanye West’s girlfriend, like tiered gossip for every appetite, and how very democratic: the Cambridges for fine dining, Porny at the mid-level, and Kanye West’s girlfriend is totally fast food at the mall.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 22:08:16 January 2, 2013 22:08:16

So we’re trying to get home to Vancouver today and the dashboard start going wonky on the freeway from Tofino to Nanaimo. We suspected it might be the battery. The good news is that we didn’t go to the ferry terminal and stall on the boat and block hundreds of other people. The bad news is that we are stuck on the side of the road in Nanaimo. But hey, I have my air card and can still do Smutty Tingles, although charging the aircard through the car’s cigarette lighter was what caused this mess.

Anyway, I think maybe we have figure out  how not to be stranded which is why I won’t be blogging anymore today. Be back tomorrow!

So... is this, like, a mother-daughter package deal? (Dlisted)

Happy New Year LeAnn Rimes in a bikini (The Superficial)

Porny and Jennifer Hudson are skinny together. Skinny, obviously, equals WORTHY (Too Fab)

Oh nooo... NEVER. These aren’t staged AT ALL (Pop Sugar)

Channing Tatum and his baby bump in St Barts (Cele|bitchy)

He’s right. HOW COULD THIS NOT BE LOVED ENOUGH??? (Just Jared)

Milla Jovovich in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Old men will always marry young girls (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Simpson in a bikini (Popoholic)

Faith Hill’s football thighs (Go Fug Yourself)

Jennifer Lawrence is NORMAL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 18:44:28 January 2, 2013 18:44:28

OK, you guys? JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS NORMAL. Anne Hathaway’s Oscar message is that she’s not sexy and she has to try harder than everyone else, always with an apology. Jennifer Lawrence’s overall message, one that she consistently puts out there in every interview, is that, despite having one of the best years in Hollywood, with a proper franchise on her resume (Hunger Games) and, presumably, about to receive her second Oscar nomination, at just 22, she is NORMAL. Full Story