John Mayer sheds and accessorises

August 27, 2012 18:48:22 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:48:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 27, 2012 18:30:16 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:30:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I find her more pleasant-looking than LeAnn Rimes (Dlisted)

How does Christina Aguilera stay all one colour? (Too Fab)

Rihanna might be dealing with Kanye West’s girlfriend’s brother (The Superficial)

Milla Jovovich on the cover of FLARE (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s leather jacket and big panties (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Watson’s still with the guy she was kissing at Coachella (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Alba’s new hair (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Lochte is totally the new Matthew McConaughey -- any excuse to take his shirt off, and hoping for a role in Magic Mike? (Socialite Life)

See? You were so much more amused looking at the Alba Duchess than this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kellan Lutz on how he lies about his personality (I'm Not Obsessed)

Episode 7: Bald is Beautiful

August 27, 2012 18:20:51 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:20:51
Maria Posted by Maria

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 7 recap Is anyone cheering for Walt anymore? I can’t remember the last time I wanted something to go right for him. It seems the Walt worth cheering for hasn’t appeared, for me at least, since about the time he gave up the second cell phone. I don’t know if I want Walt to die, but I want him to suffer. Full Story

Summer’s almost over

August 27, 2012 17:21:13 Posted at August 27, 2012 17:21:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it through their second summer, Selena and Justin. Full Story

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“Pussy-Assed Coward-Ass Pussified Pussies”

August 27, 2012 17:13:56 Posted at August 27, 2012 17:13:56
Duana Posted by Duana

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 10 recap How is it that a Season Finale that involves, among other things, a suicide and a man with life-threatening internal bleeding was so slow and boring?   I was never worried about Will, because they told me he was going to be fine in the first 10 minutes, so I got to watch him pontificate from bed over how he was leaving the show – which I also wasn’t worried about. Full Story

Leo from the 80s

August 27, 2012 16:40:40 Posted at August 27, 2012 16:40:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Leonardo DiCaprio is shooting a new movie with Martin Scorsese called The Wolf Of Wall Street. Here he is on set in New York the last few days wearing dark hair and a suit cut from the 80s. Costume designers don’t get enough credit sometimes for hitting exactly the right notes in the details. Full Story

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Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart

August 27, 2012 15:45:44 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article without choking on Greene’s publicist. Full Story

Pop down to TIFF® with Orville Redenbacher’s

August 27, 2012 15:30:33 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:30:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The New York Times Fangirls Maude Apatow

August 27, 2012 15:00:04 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:00:04
Maria Posted by Maria

A few hours after my post on Maude Apatow went up on Friday (click here if you missed it), The New York Times posted a story on her: “She’s 14, Going on 140 Characters.” The article is supremely annoying (as these types of articles in the Times can be), but this one is especially patronizing and glib. Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte?

August 27, 2012 14:47:38 Posted at August 27, 2012 14:47:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

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August 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 27, 2012 14:02:17 Posted at August 27, 2012 14:02:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Lisa from Fredericton with love from your best friend Becky! I’m sorry that he turned out to be a cliché and that you might not be able to forgive me. But we will always have Mark Ruffalo. I will try never, ever to ruin Mark Ruffalo.  Full Story