Chloe Sevigny’s New York

Dean Posted by Dean at January 4, 2013 16:05:10 January 4, 2013 16:05:10
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Splash

It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

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Emma’s shag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 15:17:28 January 4, 2013 15:17:28

Remember Winona Ryder’s shag in Reality Bites? It’s one of my favourite hairstyles of all time. And you can’t quite get there when you cut it deliberately with that in mind. The best shags are the ones that happen naturally in the process of being grown out. Emma Watson is growing it out. Full Story

Kate Bosworth at 30

Maria Posted by Maria at January 4, 2013 15:00:10 January 4, 2013 15:00:10
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Whenever I see anything on Kate Bosworth, I immediately send it to Lainey because I know Kate holds a place in her heart (right next to Emmy Rossum). Kate turned 30 on January 2 and it was probably going to get her some good holiday coverage (since it’s a notoriously slow gossip time) until Jessica Simpson, Kanye West and their fetuses took over the conversation. Full Story

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Oil Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 14:47:11 January 4, 2013 14:47:11
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Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a week. And everyone knew she couldn’t pay for it herself. This is a girl who was once offered $7 million for a proper Hollywood movie. Now when she goes overseas, we’re all asking ourselves who she had to f-ck to front her plane ticket. Oil money. Full Story

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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Dear Gossips,

My ma’s favourite song of all time is Tennessee Waltz. Before they invented karaoke she used to sing it all the time, oh God. Then after they invented karaoke she sang it even more, oh God. I remember hearing it when I was very young, and one day paying closer attention to the lyrics: I was dancing with my darling to the Tennessee Waltz When an old friend I happened to see I introduced her to my loved one and while they were dancing My friend stole my sweetheart from me What? It’s a puffy-cloud name, Patti Page, but she got real when she sang.  Read Full Intro

Referring to yourself in the third bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 19:57:16 January 3, 2013 19:57:16

You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, shooting the cover of Bazaar. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 19:39:59 January 3, 2013 19:39:59

Hayley finds a sports bra for the small-busted in LifeStyle

Does Jude Law still cream your panties? (Dlisted)

I want this family to adopt me (Too Fab)

The most monetised pregnancy of all time (The Superficial)

Super cute dress on Emma Stone (Just Jared)

Who IS this lady? Why do people keep taking pictures of her with Euro trash? (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele in a red bikini with Cory Monteith in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s high fashion greasy hair (Cele|bitchy)

Not a bad cover, right? (Hollywood PQ)

Pamela Anderson on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney wants a makeover in 2013 (Celeb Dirty Laundry)


 

My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 18:37:09 January 3, 2013 18:37:09
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I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that sh-t off Twilight anyway. And while I still haven’t seen Twilight 5, Robert Pattinson didn’t ever look 17, in any of those movies. Full Story

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Grimaldi babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 18:02:14 January 3, 2013 18:02:14
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Bauer-Griffin

It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of Serenity's first priority. 18 months after they married, tearfully, there has yet to be an announcement. Full Story

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Single for award season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 16:14:22 January 3, 2013 16:14:22
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Jeff Vespa/ Getty

These are photos of Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper from December 7, 2012 at an event for Silver Linings Playbook and director David O Russell. They seemed fine. Between these pictures and Christmas though, Zoe and Bradley broke up. He went off to Europe with his family and though she was expected to be on that trip too, she spent NYE in Miami with friends. Full Story

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the new movie star

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 3, 2013 15:19:55 January 3, 2013 15:19:55
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. He’s already in the mix for the next Batman, carrying into DC/WB’s Justice League movie, and now he’s been revealed as the late entry into Marvel’s casting pool for the lead role in Guardians of the Galaxy, as space captain Peter Quill/Star-Lord. Full Story