Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart

August 27, 2012 15:45:44 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article without choking on Greene’s publicist. Full Story

Pop down to TIFF® with Orville Redenbacher’s

August 27, 2012 15:30:33 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:30:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The New York Times Fangirls Maude Apatow

August 27, 2012 15:00:04 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:00:04
Maria Posted by Maria

A few hours after my post on Maude Apatow went up on Friday (click here if you missed it), The New York Times posted a story on her: “She’s 14, Going on 140 Characters.” The article is supremely annoying (as these types of articles in the Times can be), but this one is especially patronizing and glib. Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte?

August 27, 2012 14:47:38 Posted at August 27, 2012 14:47:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Harold David S./Splash

Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

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August 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 27, 2012 14:02:17 Posted at August 27, 2012 14:02:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Lisa from Fredericton with love from your best friend Becky! I’m sorry that he turned out to be a cliché and that you might not be able to forgive me. But we will always have Mark Ruffalo. I will try never, ever to ruin Mark Ruffalo.  Full Story

Friday, August 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Earlier this week when Prince Harry’s naked photos were posted online everywhere outside of England, the Royal Family issued a warning to British media outlets that they were not to publish the pictures because it would constitute a violation of the Prince’s privacy.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 24, 2012 20:38:12 Posted at August 24, 2012 20:38:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s top mascara picks and new favourite jeans in LifeStyle

More Hot Harry? Will we get to zoom in on a freckle this time? (Dlisted)

My love affair with Miley’s hair continues (Too Fab)

Olivia Wilde in a black bikini (The Superficial)

Nicole Kidman in another pair of F-CKING KITTEN HEELS! (Just Jared)

Is it DKNY or is it Ashley Greene that’s the problem? Because these clothes are for... pageants and not carpets (Hollywood Tuna)

I think I might be a Twi-Hard for Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe bitch-fight? Or is some tabloid idiot not aware that their characters don’t get along in the story? (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna keeps picking fights with people and ...are we exhausted for her yet? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Of course Jennifer Aniston wants to get married in a bikini (Celebedge)

Isla Fisher wearing gross satin shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

I would never trade her

August 24, 2012 20:22:04 Posted at August 24, 2012 20:22:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know what people always say when someone’s an embarrassment? Can we trade him/her? Maybe this is just what happens in Canada. A lot of people have been doing it this week with the announcement of that engagement. You know the one. I’ve even heard Canadians suggest Celine Dion now and again. Full Story

Jon Snow and the Wildling in real life

August 24, 2012 19:38:23 Posted at August 24, 2012 19:38:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TMZ has photos of Ygritte and Jon Snow a couple of weeks ago being all sweet and romantic at a London restaurant. Click here to see. Apparently they were kissing too. OK fine so they’re probably dating in real life but more they f-ck in the story? I really want them to. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper movies with Asians

August 24, 2012 18:21:57 Posted at August 24, 2012 18:21:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Asian guy in The Hangover was funny, wasn’t he? All ching-chongy and small dicky, like a buck-toothed little pet you bring with you to a party for comic relief. It was so great that they brought him back for the second one. I mean, what’s a comedy these days without a joke about yellow people with tiny penises? Bradley Cooper’s in another movie opening this weekend that (partly) relies on the same humour. Full Story

The Family Apatow

August 24, 2012 18:12:36 Posted at August 24, 2012 18:12:36
Maria Posted by Maria
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There’s a marked difference, to me, between a child star and a child actor. Miley Cyrus was a child star, Dakota Fanning was a child actor who became famous. I would count Maude and Iris Apatow in the child actor column because they only appear in their dad Judd’s movies (and their mom Leslie Mann is always their mom). Full Story