November 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 13:39:53 November 2, 2012 13:39:53

Devin! Happy Birthday! Simon requested for you a photo of Jakey G in Love & Other Drugs (God, he is cute) and Beyonce & Gwyneth...together, obviously. And for Cecile (Ché) from Kinani - Happy Birthday! Your sister misses you and wishes she could be there to celebrate with you and appreciates you always cheering her on, especially through the rough spots. Full Story

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell were married on Tuesday. Her rep confirms that she wore Carolina Herrera and that it was a small ceremony. It’s unlikely that Bell will ME ME ME himself all over his wife’s head on a magazine cover.  Read Full Intro

Axl 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 21:19:27 November 1, 2012 21:19:27
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INF

So... I used to have an Axl Rose problem. WHAT? I know. I KNOW. Don’t you think I know? He’s a crazy megalomaniac motherf-cker but back then, for those of you who can remember what he used to look like, he was rock hot, ok? And November Rain is a great ballad. And we didn’t have the internet and I only found out later that he chokes women. Full Story

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GOOP’s mask and paper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 20:36:53 November 1, 2012 20:36:53
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Keystone

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went out for Halloween last night in London. They too stopped by Jonathan Ross’s. G’s the one in the demented skull mask and Chris is supposedly wearing the pink hair. I’m not entirely convinced it’s him but that’s what the photo agency says. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 20:11:47 November 1, 2012 20:11:47

Sasha finds sweaters with elbow patches and leather vests in LifeStyle

I can’t stop looking at this hairstyle (Dlisted)

The stars and stripes... with leopard print! (The Superficial)

God, don’t they camera test this sh-t!?! (Too Fab)

Katie Holmes after the storm (Pop Sugar)

Sh-t. Ashley Greene must be pissed (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr is back! (Just Jared)

Those men look REALLY uncomfortable (Hollywood Tuna)

Every celebrity Halloween costume catalogued here (Celebslam)

But there’s NO COSTUME HERE! (Popoholic)

I hate this dress. It’s a wash-out (Go Fug Yourself)

#ROBSTENISUNBROKEN: Halloween Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 19:25:36 November 1, 2012 19:25:36
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PCN, Kevin Winter/ Getty

It’s not often that we see pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands. Most of the time, when the paps are around, they’d rather book it into a trash can than give up the shot. Last night there were paps from several pap agencies shooting them when they hit up a Halloween party. Full Story

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Arguments Are Not Personalities

Duana Posted by Duana at November 1, 2012 18:20:14 November 1, 2012 18:20:14

Nashville Season 1 Episode 4 recap I have an announcement for some of you out there who may be confused: there are many character traits that can make up a complicated, three-dimensional woman. Many. I’m not going to insult you by listing them all. The most interesting are those who are layered, who have more than one aspect to their personalities, who battle internal conflicts between who they are and who they want to be, between where they’ve come from and where they’re heading. Full Story

HBC and Mossed cheekbones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 16:23:19 November 1, 2012 16:23:19
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Here are Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton at Jonathan Ross’s Halloween mega party last night in London. I love her so much. Because - among many other reasons - I’m not actually sure if she’s in costume. Can you be sure she’s in costume? The Wossy party must have been rated PG because Kate Moss brought her kid with her. Full Story

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Gross Hippie Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:40:28 November 1, 2012 15:40:28

JLo Bear and Slum Bear spent Halloween in Germany on tour. So they dressed up as Hippie Bears and shared photos with the fans. As always, JLO Bear is gorgeous. As always, Slum Bear is vile. Especially the shot of him sliding low in his chair, sucking in his stomach like that makes his cock bigger or something. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:03:49 November 1, 2012 15:03:49
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Bauer-Griffin

Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story