Smutty Tingles

June 1, 2012 18:40:38 Posted at June 1, 2012 18:40:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Slow jams...anal styles (Dlisted)

Can you imagine what Michael Bay would have asked January Jones to do? (The Superficial)

God Rachel Weisz is gorgeous (Just Jared)

I...don’t like this Salma Hayek dress (Hollywood Tuna)

I do like this Katie Holmes dress (Pop Sugar)

Katie doesn’t like what Tom was doing with two models (Cele|bitchy)

Magic Mike is raining men (Towleroad)

Sunshine gets ready for the taking care of his hair? (Kickette)

Adorable Becks and the adorable little ladies (Hollywood PQ)

I do like a loose tee that drops off the shoulder...even on her (Go Fug Yourself)

Tom Hardy Week 2

June 1, 2012 17:52:43 Posted at June 1, 2012 17:52:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer, James Higgins/Splash

Tomorrow will be exactly two weeks since my Summer Crush started on Tom Hardy. Lorella messaged me this morning to say “congratulations”. My Summer Crushes haven’t made it past 10 days in a long time. And considering this beard, that’s an accomplishment. Full Story

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You Needed His Opinion?

June 1, 2012 17:08:56 Posted at June 1, 2012 17:08:56
Duana Posted by Duana

I've heard stories about some people in this industry, and I've told a few myself.  Some ridiculous, and some just eyeroll-y, and a few really sweet.  This is the nature of the beast, we talk constantly about the bold-face names we write about all the time, and if they're horrible to work with, everyone in the industry knows it. Full Story

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Is this your Finnick?

June 1, 2012 16:56:16 Posted at June 1, 2012 16:56:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E! News reported the other day that Taylor Kitsch, Garrett Hedlund, and Armie Hammer were on the short list to play Finnick in Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games. Multiple sources tell me that Armie Hammer is far and away the first choice of director Francis Lawrence. Full Story

Jeremy Renner kicks major ass

June 1, 2012 16:38:54 Posted at June 1, 2012 16:38:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I’m loyal to Jeremy Renner. Ask Lainey. I’ll defend him to the mattresses. Why? He pinged on my radar years ago, way before his big break, before SWAT even, back when he was knocking around town, getting drunk and singing in bars (listen, that dude can SING). Renner is the best kind of crazy—wildly fun, knows everyone, throws the kind of parties that lead to you having Nutso is busto written on your arm in Sharpie the next day, with no clue what that means. Full Story

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Just ignore the talky parts

June 1, 2012 16:15:13 Posted at June 1, 2012 16:15:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was on The Marilyn Dennis Show yesterday talking about summer movies. It’s a predominantly female audience. When Marilyn asked me about Magic Mike I was like... I mean, do you really need to know what it’s about? Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, and the big wolf from True Blood take their shirts off. Full Story

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GOOP does Alba a favour

June 1, 2012 15:10:14 Posted at June 1, 2012 15:10:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave M. Benett/Getty

Consider it her month-end charitable donation. But first... Let’s sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow for her language. Consider the first sentence off the top of her most recent newsletter: “A few weeks ago, I saw a friend of mine's kid wearing these super cool skull and bones diapers. Full Story

Halle’s Master Plan?

June 1, 2012 14:49:17 Posted at June 1, 2012 14:49:17
Maria Posted by Maria

The Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody battle is vicious, dirty family drama at its worst. Allegations of neglect, racism, volatile phone calls (he apparently taped her in a rage calling him a sperm donor)… it’s all very Mel Gibson/Oksana Grigorieva. Lately both have refrained from using the media against one another although there was a time last year when Berry would go through TMZ and Aubry had to settle for Radar with less reach. Full Story

Postpartum Porny is Horny

June 1, 2012 14:01:54 Posted at June 1, 2012 14:01:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she is. Jessica Simpson, after all, is now the representative of the Perfect Woman in the eyes of the men: She is fertile and luscious with big ass tits and she still wants to f-ck even after having a baby. If Jessica Simpson can do it, and enjoy it, why can’t you? That’s how you satisfy your man, don’t you know? In her exclusive interview with PEOPLE, for which she was paid a million dollars, Porny tells the magazine that: “I've kind of broken one rule. Full Story

June 1, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

June 1, 2012 13:33:20 Posted at June 1, 2012 13:33:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacqueline! It’s your last day at work before baby! Magdalena and your colleagues will miss you! Happy Birthday Nadene from afar! Thanks for being a great friend during my move to SF and all the words of encouragement - even if they were fake love letters from George Clooney. Your'e a great gal and I wish you all the best for this fabulous year! Full Story

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I must have watched the Les Miserables trailer at least 10 times before my flight to Toronto yesterday. And several times last night before bed. After checking my email, it sounds like it was the same for many of you. Once a year, I beg for a junket assignment at etalk.  Read Full Intro