Who’s paying for this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 18:26:45 December 31, 2012 18:26:45
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Lindsay Lohan is in London. She’s staying at the Dorchester. She’s going for dinner at Cipriani. She dropped a lot of money at Harrod’s... And she’s broke. She’s broke enough that she’s behind on her taxes and Charlie Sheen has to loan her money and she might get kicked out of her house. Full Story

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2 days and 20 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 17:42:32 December 31, 2012 17:42:32

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately. Full Story

Jen, Justin, and George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 17:06:37 December 31, 2012 17:06:37
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Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

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Brange 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 16:33:01 December 31, 2012 16:33:01
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It started off so promising! The Oscar Leg seemed so promising: Angelina Jolie took over the Academy Awards with her leg, and everyone memed the sh-t of it, and she became a punchline, and Brangelunatics were like, no way, ha ha, it means everyone is still talking about them, and they followed that up with an engagement and that was only April. Full Story

Tagging along with Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 16:13:07 December 31, 2012 16:13:07
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In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been bestowed the position. For now? But wouldn’t it be amazing if one day, Jonah Hill pulled a Truman Capote on the Pussy Posse? “All literature is gossip”, Capote said, so there’s your answer the next time some pretentious twat tries to make you feel like sh-t for caring about the time Ben Affleck went to a peeler bar and slipped his finger inside when a dancer was on his lap. Full Story

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December 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 15:49:27 December 31, 2012 15:49:27

For Suzanne who is marrying Shane today -- a New Year’s Eve wedding in downtown Vancouver... CONRATULATIONS! Jesse Pinkman would approve. Send photos! Shirley! Happy 28th Birthday with love from Liz who wishes you “kickass year with tons of memorable moments and amazing people to share with”. Full Story

Best of 2012: Olympic Posh & the other Spices

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 20:19:55 December 28, 2012 20:19:55
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There will be the assholes who bitched and moaned about their inclusion like it was undeserved, or whatever, because their music isn’t considered as... I dunno... timeless, I guess, as some others. On recognisability though, please, for a while there in the 90s, they were pure British representation. Full Story

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The Blonde Hemsworths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 19:42:21 December 28, 2012 19:42:21
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Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short. Full Story

The Great Canadian Romance of 2012: Avril & Chad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 17:40:01 December 28, 2012 17:40:01

England has the Cambridges. Here in Canada, our pride, we get... Chavril. It was Tuesday, August 21. It was Brody Jenner’s birthday. It was on the cover of HELLO! Canada. It was major news across our great land. They were proud of each other. Full Story

JPorn vs Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2012 17:06:00 December 28, 2012 17:06:00
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But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs is a piece of paper and a pen, maybe a cup of coffee in a dark corner with his bike parked outside, so he can ride away with his thoughts at any moment, far from Hollywood, and he wouldn’t look back. Full Story

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