Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Maxwell Drew has her first job already. Just a few weeks old and she is officially a Baby Pimp. Jessica Simpson’s million dollar baby was introduced to us this morning on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. You do know that Jessica, who “runs” a billion dollar business, sold the baby photos (that included baby shower pictures) at that price, right? And still, there are those who can’t resist the comparisons, taking the opportunity to sh-t on Beyonce’s pregnancy in comparison and praise Jessica’s because.  Read Full Intro

Loki is the Man Of The Year

May 30, 2012 21:00:55 Posted at May 30, 2012 21:00:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer, Fame/Flynet, Splash

At the Glamour Awards last night in England. This one is for Sarah from Cinesnark who remains devotedly in Tom Hiddleston's favour, despite the emoticon and exclamation point abuse on his Twitter. I was too fickle to maintain my brief crush. Full Story

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Does G do the Sit Test?

May 30, 2012 19:49:00 Posted at May 30, 2012 19:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was out with her kids yesterday in London wearing short white cut-offs. Niiiice legs. A few weeks ago, my friend Lo was out shopping for clothes for Cannes. Lo has crazy, crazy amazing legs. So amazing sometimes I think about breaking up with her I'm so jealous with my own stumpy ass ones standing at her side. Full Story

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Fantine broke her arm

May 30, 2012 18:51:53 Posted at May 30, 2012 18:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Annie... Already? I will be tired of you by August 1 if you are campaigning already. The first trailer for Les Miserables, heavily featuring Anne Hathaway, was released today. And here she is stepping out with a broken arm in NYC. Coincidence or conspiracy? I love Les Miserables so much, and I want so badly for this movie to be so great, for now, that for this incident, I'll say coincidence. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 30, 2012 18:10:38 Posted at May 30, 2012 18:10:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somewhere in there I think I might know what she’s trying to say but she’s clearly not smart enough to properly say it??? (Dlisted)

Um, how heavy are sunglasses? (The Superficial)

Christian Bale never made it past the first date with Drew Barrymore (Just Jared)

Leo’s girlfriend is now a cheerleader. That’s original. (Hollywood Tuna)

GOD Liam Hemsworth is hot (Pop Sugar)

If he goes to jail, they ALL go to jail. (Cele|bitchy)

I hate myself for wanting to see this movie (IDLYITW)

Fergie posts picture of herself in a bikini (Hollywood PQ)

Oh yeah! Remember when Katie Holmes went (spectacularly) topless? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Smile yourself silly (Towleroad)

How many times already?

May 30, 2012 16:59:09 Posted at May 30, 2012 16:59:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How many times have you enjoyed the first teaser for Les Miserables? As I mentioned last week, many of the anticipated award films have been rolling out their previews the last couple of weeks. At this rate we should see something soon then from Anna Karenina. So... how’s our list looking so far? In no particular order: The Master Anna Karenina Gatsby Django Unchained Lincoln Life Of Pi . Full Story

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Calvin Candie > Jay Gatsby?

May 30, 2012 16:12:27 Posted at May 30, 2012 16:12:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right now, both Django Unchained and Baz Luhrmann’s The Greaty Gatsby are scheduled for release on Christmas Day. It’s Leo vs Leo at the holiday box office! The first preview for Gatsby was posted online last week. Click here for my thoughts on the trailer. Full Story

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Dominic Monaghan calls it like he sees it

May 30, 2012 15:59:43 Posted at May 30, 2012 15:59:43
Sarah Posted by Sarah

If that name is making you scratch your head, he was a hobbit in Lord of the Rings and was Charlie on Lost. The second one is the important part. Remember my General List of Celebrity Don’ts? Well Monaghan just ran afoul of #8, “don’t badmouth another celebrity and/or get involved in a fan war”, but he did stick to 8a, “don’t delete your account”. Full Story

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Blake’s “First Choice”

May 30, 2012 15:50:59 Posted at May 30, 2012 15:50:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively is beginning promotion for Savages. This, allegedly, is the film that will really prove that she belongs in the same conversation as Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley, and the others. Remember 2011? Remember my favourite question? How did she DO that? How did Blake Lively get Leonardo DiCaprio on his knees in Verona? How did she convince him to get papped with her so many times, including handholding in Monte Carlo? How did she make him look like a chump when she bailed on his ass as soon as Ryan Reynolds opened the door? How did she DO that? Blake is featured in the new issue of BULLET. Full Story

Rescue your water from artificial ingredients with Tetley Infusions

May 30, 2012 15:29:14 Posted at May 30, 2012 15:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny didn’t push

May 30, 2012 14:59:49 Posted at May 30, 2012 14:59:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story