August 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 28, 2012 14:13:03 Posted at August 28, 2012 14:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy belated 32nd Birthday Sarah H with love from... both your sisters! Alison and Nora made separate requests and said you’d love some Coach and Bates. No one is hotter when he’s yelling than Eric Taylor, oh my God. And for Kate from Jenna - Happy 25th Birthday! Now this is a milestone. Full Story

Monday, August 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I love the bold opportunism of some of those capitalising on Hot Harry’s Las Vegas situation to secure a headline of their own: Prince Harry offered $10 million to do porn! Like $10 million is a lot of money for him.  Read Full Intro

Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins

August 27, 2012 20:18:18 Posted at August 27, 2012 20:18:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the cops. And it’s all making headlines. Full Story

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Thor is a free agent

August 27, 2012 19:40:38 Posted at August 27, 2012 19:40:38
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Literally, he is free of an agent. Deadline reports that Chris Hemsworth, after the success of The Avengers and coming off his biggest payday ever, Snow White and the Huntsman, has broken up with his agent of four years, IFA’s Ilene Feldman. They cite differences stemming from negotiations for Thor 2 and Steven Spielberg’s Robopocalypse, which probably means IFA and Feldman were unable to get Hemsworth as much money as he wants. Full Story

John Mayer sheds and accessorises

August 27, 2012 18:48:22 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:48:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 27, 2012 18:30:16 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:30:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I find her more pleasant-looking than LeAnn Rimes (Dlisted)

How does Christina Aguilera stay all one colour? (Too Fab)

Rihanna might be dealing with Kanye West’s girlfriend’s brother (The Superficial)

Milla Jovovich on the cover of FLARE (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s leather jacket and big panties (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Watson’s still with the guy she was kissing at Coachella (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Alba’s new hair (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Lochte is totally the new Matthew McConaughey -- any excuse to take his shirt off, and hoping for a role in Magic Mike? (Socialite Life)

See? You were so much more amused looking at the Alba Duchess than this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kellan Lutz on how he lies about his personality (I'm Not Obsessed)

Episode 7: Bald is Beautiful

August 27, 2012 18:20:51 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:20:51
Maria Posted by Maria

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 7 recap Is anyone cheering for Walt anymore? I can’t remember the last time I wanted something to go right for him. It seems the Walt worth cheering for hasn’t appeared, for me at least, since about the time he gave up the second cell phone. I don’t know if I want Walt to die, but I want him to suffer. Full Story

Summer’s almost over

August 27, 2012 17:21:13 Posted at August 27, 2012 17:21:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it through their second summer, Selena and Justin. Full Story

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“Pussy-Assed Coward-Ass Pussified Pussies”

August 27, 2012 17:13:56 Posted at August 27, 2012 17:13:56
Duana Posted by Duana

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 10 recap How is it that a Season Finale that involves, among other things, a suicide and a man with life-threatening internal bleeding was so slow and boring?   I was never worried about Will, because they told me he was going to be fine in the first 10 minutes, so I got to watch him pontificate from bed over how he was leaving the show – which I also wasn’t worried about. Full Story

Leo from the 80s

August 27, 2012 16:40:40 Posted at August 27, 2012 16:40:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Leonardo DiCaprio is shooting a new movie with Martin Scorsese called The Wolf Of Wall Street. Here he is on set in New York the last few days wearing dark hair and a suit cut from the 80s. Costume designers don’t get enough credit sometimes for hitting exactly the right notes in the details. Full Story

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Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart

August 27, 2012 15:45:44 Posted at August 27, 2012 15:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article without choking on Greene’s publicist. Full Story