June 5, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

June 5, 2012 14:36:27 Posted at June 5, 2012 14:36:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Nik who is writing the exam from hell today - GOOD LUCK this time and DO NOT LEAVE. You’ll do it, you’ll get through it, I know you will. Steve Jones knows you will too. Keep me posted! Fairy Dog Parents helps dog owners during medical emergencies so that families are not forced to give up their pets when they get sick. Full Story

Monday, June 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Was that Harper Seven Beckham playing Rhaego, the son of the Khaleesi and the Moon Of Her Life? Totally looked like it. As for the ending, Dylan called it “Fraggle Rock” while Duana used the term “muppets”.  Read Full Intro

I guess it’s her wedding fringe?

June 4, 2012 21:53:58 Posted at June 4, 2012 21:53:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story

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Christian Bale’s emotions

June 4, 2012 20:00:21 Posted at June 4, 2012 20:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

Um, Christian Bale and Natalie Portman look SUPER HOT as a couple, right? I’m so excited to see him look like himself in a movie - not scowling, not dying, not drug-addicted and emaciated but ordinary, and smiling. Anyway, about last night at the Movie Awards - in case you missed it, they played a Dark Knight retrospective and included a few scenes with Heath Ledger and then Bale took the microphone and could not contain his emotions. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 4, 2012 19:04:02 Posted at June 4, 2012 19:04:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even Drew Barrymore sells her wedding pictures now... (Dlisted)

Octomom and Lindsay Lohan will make a porn together one day. Wait for it. (The Superficial)

Looking for Jake Gyllenhaal? In Toronto he likes the Hotel Le Germain. (Just Jared)

Guys choose blondes in black dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

Horny fans make Benedict Cumberbatch giggly (Pop Sugar)  

I wonder then how Rachel Weisz puts up with Daniel Craig (Cele|bitchy)

Mimi hugs a fan then yells at her bodyguards for letting the fan hug her (Socialite Life)

The Italian Queen is the only girl in the world... (Celebedge)

Is there anyone who HASN’T taken her clothes off for Terry Richardson? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tackiest dress at the Movie Awards (I'm Not Obsessed)

Eva & Ryan on holiday

June 4, 2012 18:03:09 Posted at June 4, 2012 18:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling were photographed flying out of LAX on Saturday. They were headed for Montreal. This is not work; it’s a proper holiday. They’ve a rental car and specified they needed gps; they’ve been seen with a list of must-visit targets, and have been asking for food recommendations from the concierge at the hotel. Full Story

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Lane was always “you”

June 4, 2012 17:18:32 Posted at June 4, 2012 17:18:32
Duana Posted by Duana

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 12 recap There's only so long I can procrastinate before bellying up to the truth - I don't want to write this Mad Men recap, because there's little joy to be found, and because the show said almost everything that could be said, in a relatively dialogue-light episode. Full Story

Cut away to Emma Watson

June 4, 2012 16:53:50 Posted at June 4, 2012 16:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

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The fourth (or new third) Child Of Destiny

June 4, 2012 16:08:45 Posted at June 4, 2012 16:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian was NOT there. Full Story

Shailene Woodley doesn’t know

June 4, 2012 15:38:37 Posted at June 4, 2012 15:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE what Shailene Woodley wore at the Movie Awards last night. And then she went up on stage and goddamn I wish she didn’t. It was the Breakthrough Award. She was the only person in her category who attended the event. So... Her people don’t explain how this sh-t works? Please. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston goes first

June 4, 2012 15:17:23 Posted at June 4, 2012 15:17:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When Jennifer Aniston agrees to attend the MTV Movie Awards, it’s because they’ve guaranteed her a win. And not only that, a star of her stature gets to dictate when she collects too. This is why the Dirtbag category came first. So that she could be seated in the audience during the opening performance, take the stage immediately after the host’s monologue, be photographed with the trophy, and promptly be allowed to leave. Full Story

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