The Family Apatow

August 24, 2012 18:12:36 Posted at August 24, 2012 18:12:36
Maria Posted by Maria
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There’s a marked difference, to me, between a child star and a child actor. Miley Cyrus was a child star, Dakota Fanning was a child actor who became famous. I would count Maude and Iris Apatow in the child actor column because they only appear in their dad Judd’s movies (and their mom Leslie Mann is always their mom). Full Story

From Shame F-ck to the Parents

August 24, 2012 17:27:15 Posted at August 24, 2012 17:27:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila and Ashton flirting with each other as her parents sat on her other side. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

August 24, 2012 16:50:23 Posted at August 24, 2012 16:50:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Lauren Conrad on books, portion control, and editing

August 24, 2012 16:43:51 Posted at August 24, 2012 16:43:51
Duana Posted by Duana

I love people’s inexplicable celebrity follows.  They’re not crushes, they may not even be people you like, but you follow them without realizing you’re doing it, spit out  their resume without thinking every time someone idly wonders “whatever happened to”, and it inevitably proves to be embarrassing… As evidenced by the fact that I need to scream for a minute about Lauren Conrad. Full Story

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But did he dance?

August 24, 2012 15:50:39 Posted at August 24, 2012 15:50:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all marvel at Katie Holmes’s lack of greed and Single Mother Courage, Tom Cruise is over in London working on a new movie. He was out last night to support son Connor who DJ’d a set at China White. Dad, please don’t dance, please don’t dance. He probably didn’t. Full Story

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Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

August 24, 2012 15:15:39 Posted at August 24, 2012 15:15:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip

August 24, 2012 14:17:48 Posted at August 24, 2012 14:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. Full Story

August 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 24, 2012 13:47:21 Posted at August 24, 2012 13:47:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy anniversary Tanya from your gossip-loving husband Louis! Louis writes, “5 years ago to the day, I met my wife Tanya. On our first date, we had more drinks than a first date usually warrants and the rest is history!” Courtney! Happy 29th Birthday from Nicole who misses you every day and says you’re into Alan Rickman and Eddie Vedder? See attached! Have a great weekend! To Janine who’ll be honeymooning in the Maldives in November where Jacek and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary last November - we had dinner on our own in the underground wine cellar at Huvafen Fushi. Full Story

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Canadians, and especially the Canadian media, we are generally pretty soft about our celebrities. You’re...really not supposed to say anything sh-tty about them even if it’s true. Hypothetically, if one of our beloved hockey heroes were to behave badly at a bar or something, falling over and grabbing titties, and we reported it, the way TMZ might report on an NFL player, the outlet would probably get criticised more than the player.  Read Full Intro

Fashion Katie in the tents

August 23, 2012 20:00:20 Posted at August 23, 2012 20:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind of fashion player now. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 23, 2012 19:19:55 Posted at August 23, 2012 19:19:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds capes and bikinis in LifeStyle

Fake Harry isn’t even a ginger! (Dlisted)

Not really feeling the jeans and blazer look that Jeremy Renner’s doing here (Just Jared)

January Jones’s new boyfriend has been identified (The Superficial)

What do you mean “in talks” to return? How can Dory not be back??? (Too Fab)

Are you feeling Chloe Moretz as Carrie? (Pop Sugar)

A liar accusing liars of lying about her (Cele|bitchy)

Katy Perry’s studded hoodie (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Heche is really good at smoking and brushing her teeth (Pink Is The New Blog)

Do you think Ashley Greene is sad that Kristen Stewart got caught?  (Popoholic)

Is she wearing flesh hose? (Go Fug Yourself)