Aziz Ansari delivered on SNL

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2017 14:07:15 January 23, 2017 14:07:15
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After a terrible episode with Felicity Jones, Saturday Night Live rebounded on a make-or-break weekend with Aziz Ansari hosting. A show that strives for topicality and cultural relevance CANNOT f*ck up not only an inauguration weekend, but the most divisive inauguration in recent memory, one that included an inauguration speech straight out of a YA dystopia novel and a huge, Richter Scale-rocking movement on Saturday as millions across the country and world marched in solidarity with one another for women’s rights, for equal rights, for basic human rights. Full Story

January 23, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2017 13:20:44 January 23, 2017 13:20:44
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For Angie…because Sarah told me about the anger and the disappointment, although I feel like maybe, just maybe, what happened on Saturday was the reason you keep pushing, why you’ve been pushing your whole life. Which is why you are such an inspiration to those who are lucky enough to know you and to love you. Full Story

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Friday, January 20, 2017

Dear Gossips,

“Dreams are lovely. But they are just dreams. Fleeting, ephemeral, pretty. But dreams do not come true just because you dream them. It's hard work that makes things happen. It's hard work that creates change.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2017 22:13:33 January 20, 2017 22:13:33

I consider this an honour. I would love to be the voice of sh-t, for serious. (Dlisted) 

Mark Ruffalo returns to Broadway (Just Jared) 

Is Princess Kate hosting Pippa’s stag? (Cele|bitchy)

The Obamas and Ellen DeGeneres (TooFab) 

Ellen Page debates hate (TMZ) 

The new House Of Cards teaser trailer was released today (The Superficial) 

The showrunner of the show that seems like it’s about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise says it’s not about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Ok. (Celebrity Dirty Laundry) 

David Beckham in an oatmeal turtleneck (Go Fug Yourself) 

The Peace Ball looks like it will end up being the best ball (Jezebel) 

Adele is in… and Beyoncé?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2017 21:54:19 January 20, 2017 21:54:19
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It was confirmed today that Adele will perform at the Grammys. She’s nominated for 5 awards, including Album of the Year and, well, even though there are other others who are supposedly a factor at the Grammys, my focus on the Grammys is pretty much just Adele. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, January 20, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at January 20, 2017 21:00:32 January 20, 2017 21:00:32
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Mood today. nope — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 20, 2017 It’s a prosperous time for Wendi Deng. Look at the way they are posing -- have you ever seen Ivanka this casual and informal with anyone? That’s how you know they are tight, they don’t need to pose with their hands on their hips. Full Story

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Chris Pine’s cardigan vest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2017 20:13:55 January 20, 2017 20:13:55
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I know people who have it bad for Chris Pine. This has not been my experience. That’s not to say I can’t with Chris Pine. But that I’ve never actually felt one way or another about him. Full Story

Monster Trucks is a disaster at every turn

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 20, 2017 18:16:00 January 20, 2017 18:16:00

Last fall Viacom took a $115 million write-down for an unnamed Paramount movie, but everyone made the leap that Movie X was Monster Trucks, the long-delayed would-be kiddie franchise meant to sell toys. Paramount has the rights to Transformers, but they have to share those profits, including merchandising, with toy manufacturer Hasbro, so they sought to create an original property they could control top to bottom. Full Story