February 5, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 14:48:28 February 5, 2013 14:48:28

Olja! Happy 29th Birthday! You’re a good sister, making the trip from Perth to Sydney with Ana who will miss you so much, especially your baked goods. Let’s celebrate you will Common, forever on your Five List. God you’re right. He is a sexy, sexy man. And for Lianne -- to another year together, after so many already! Full Story

Monday, February 4, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Wind and thighs. It’s all I saw in my sleep last night -- wind and thighs. On Friday I wrote that the actual game seemed secondary leading up to the Super Bowl. That it felt like the game might have to try extra hard to top the headlines the next morning.  Read Full Intro

Would JT invite *NSYNC?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 21:15:25 February 4, 2013 21:15:25
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

You know what’s really annoying about *NSYNC? No one knows how to spell it. It’s asterisk then all-caps N-S-Y-N-C, right? Or is it an apostrophe? Is it lower case after a capital “N”? Is there a space between the “N” and the “S”? I know, I know, fangirl, you have the answer. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence charms everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 19:43:16 February 4, 2013 19:43:16
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All Access Photo/ Splash

Jennifer Lawrence was at the Santa Barbara Film Festival this weekend where she received the award for Most Outstanding Performer of the Year. It’s been a big year. She owned the box office as Katniss in The Hunger Games. And now of course she’s on the awards circuit and nominated for the second time for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 18:59:53 February 4, 2013 18:59:53

F-ck Beysus. This was the true star of the Super Bowl (Dlisted)

Jenny McCarthy moves to Chicago to find friends for her son...and a bathtub to pose naked in (Too Fab)

For however long it took to shoot this, this guy thought he was Leonardo DiCaprio (The Superficial)

Shaki’s tiny tiny baby! (Just Jared)

Alyssa Milano’s horrible dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt looks hot in swat clothes (Pop Sugar)

The best part of this article is when Lindsay Lohan says she’s “cutting back” (Cele|bitchy)

Harry Styles can’t look at the stripper (Socialite Life)

Brange wants a China baby? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Britney’s carrying around little dogs again (I'm Not Obsessed)

Messy Wing-Douches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 18:07:32 February 4, 2013 18:07:32
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FameFlynet

It's like they were meant to be friends, Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. Picture it -- both sweaty and red-faced, both spray spit when they talk, both ...leer. Now they get to leer together. Which is a fantasy for some women and for others, like me, is straight up gross. Can you imagine the two of them breathing all over you at the bar, asking if you'd be down with a double motorboat? Me, I probably wouldn't have much to worry about, seeing as I'm unmistakeably Asian and therefore ethnically unworthy of Mel's attraction. Full Story

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Emily VanCamp makes the leap

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 4, 2013 17:44:46 February 4, 2013 17:44:46
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Are you down with Emily VanCamp? I thought she was adorable on Everwood, and though I’ve gone off Revenge (the second season didn’t live up to the promise of the first), I like her as the cold-blooded Emily Thorne. But she seems to polarize people like few actresses do—either you think she’s a good actress or you don’t; there doesn’t seem to be a lot of middle ground happening with her. Full Story

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H7 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 16:37:23 February 4, 2013 16:37:23
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash

It’s our first sighting of H7 this year, right? Oh but why the furrowed brow? She looks grumpy having just arrived at JFK from London as Posh comes in for NY Fashion Week. God she has the cutest hairline, non? Posh is doing a live chat today like really soon on Facebook with ELLE UK. Full Story

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Unstoppable Argo Remorse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 16:18:13 February 4, 2013 16:18:13
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WENN

How much longer can Ben Affleck ride this wave of pity? It’s three weeks to Oscar. Voting ends two weeks tomorrow. And the Directors Guild has just joined the Actors Guild and the Producers Guild and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and the Broadcast Film Critics Association in naming Ben Affleck and Argo the best of the year. Full Story

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The Super Bowl 2013 trailer scorecard

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 4, 2013 15:56:04 February 4, 2013 15:56:04

Movie studios have taken to spending huge amounts of money for Super Bowl ad spots—they’re some of the biggest game day spenders—and with February just three months from the start of summer movie season, it’s the perfect time to start rolling out new trailers and footage for the upcoming blockbusters. Full Story

“Show-sh”? Really?

Duana Posted by Duana at February 4, 2013 15:36:03 February 4, 2013 15:36:03

Girls Season 2 Episode 4 recap I would’ve thought the nickname for Shoshanna would be more “Shawsh”.   What do I know? Fine. Show-sh. I want to point out what should be obvious. I think Jessa is a horrible human being.   It’s one thing to be honest about yourself, but that’s not what was going on – not even a little. Full Story

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