Smutty Tingles

August 23, 2012 19:19:55 Posted at August 23, 2012 19:19:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds capes and bikinis in LifeStyle

Fake Harry isn’t even a ginger! (Dlisted)

Not really feeling the jeans and blazer look that Jeremy Renner’s doing here (Just Jared)

January Jones’s new boyfriend has been identified (The Superficial)

What do you mean “in talks” to return? How can Dory not be back??? (Too Fab)

Are you feeling Chloe Moretz as Carrie? (Pop Sugar)

A liar accusing liars of lying about her (Cele|bitchy)

Katy Perry’s studded hoodie (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Heche is really good at smoking and brushing her teeth (Pink Is The New Blog)

Do you think Ashley Greene is sad that Kristen Stewart got caught?  (Popoholic)

Is she wearing flesh hose? (Go Fug Yourself)


Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry

August 23, 2012 17:57:38 Posted at August 23, 2012 17:57:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jennifer Mitchell/Splash

Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third in line to the throne or the Grand Poobah of Jeah? While Harry is ensconced at Balmoral waiting on Granny’s judgment, Lochte’s the one on The Today Show being all wholesome and snuggling puppies. Full Story

Bad Form all around

August 23, 2012 16:20:46 Posted at August 23, 2012 16:20:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this proper rich people gossip story... So about Taylor Swift and whether or not she crashed Conor Kennedy’s cousin’s wedding - click here if you missed the article yesterday. Taylor’s crashing of the event was confirmed via Boston Herald by Victoria Gifford Kennedy, the mother of the bride. Full Story

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A Study in the Second Act: Kevin Costner

August 23, 2012 16:07:16 Posted at August 23, 2012 16:07:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah

He was one of the biggest stars on the planet in the 1990s, not only bankable as an actor but as a director, too, courtesy the success of Dances with Wolves. Through 1994, Kevin Costner was king. But then came Waterworld—at the time, the most expensive movie ever made—which was disastrously bad and while it has ultimately made money, it was labelled a “bomb” because of its poor domestic box office. Full Story

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On Lawless & Shia’s beef with the boys

August 23, 2012 15:25:27 Posted at August 23, 2012 15:25:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lawless opens next week. I saw it in Cannes. This is when I started summer crushing on Tom Hardy mostly for his relationship with Jessica Chastain in the film. For everyone else Lawless is an old fashioned dick fight, all honour and testosterone. Somehow I came out of there having watched a modern love story set in prohibition times. Full Story

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They went to a sporting event

August 23, 2012 14:36:13 Posted at August 23, 2012 14:36:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh God. Mila. Mila. What the f-ck? Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher watched the Dodgers lose to the Giants last night. The tv cameras cut away to them often. They held hands the entire time, even while sharing ice cream? fries? Whatever. You know for a dude like Ashton, that’s a relationship declaration. Full Story

Harry’s day of reckoning

August 23, 2012 13:57:31 Posted at August 23, 2012 13:57:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have corrected or prevented the behaviour but that they failed to conceal it. Full Story

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I keep asking when it will end, this summer of Great Gossip, perhaps the best summer of Gossip we’ve had since, well, a long, long time. And there’s such a variety of it too, right? From covert divorces to flagrant cheaters to Olympic famewhores to Triangles becoming Rectangular engagements to Poseur Camelots and now naked royal scamps.  Read Full Intro


August 22, 2012 20:06:57 Posted at August 22, 2012 20:06:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
TK /Splash

Oh look it’s Matthew McConaughey chilling on a street bench in New York today, wearing and living his motto... Just Keep Livin’ I mean, where else would you find him? This is what he actually does. As he tries not to think about food. McConaughey is supposed to lose another 10 lbs (he’s 25 down) by September to start shooting The Dallas Buyers’ Club. Full Story

Don’t forget that Nicole Kidman is really hot

August 22, 2012 19:15:03 Posted at August 22, 2012 19:15:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That seems to be the thesis of her interview and accompanying photo shoot with V Magazine. Nicole Kidman, now 45, is repeatedly offered to us by descriptors like these: “Her body being too sick for words” You’re right. The only insight that comes from these sorts of articles is from what they don’t say. Full Story

For your lunch

August 22, 2012 18:28:09 Posted at August 22, 2012 18:28:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

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