Keira Knightley, Above Things and Royalty

Dean Posted by Dean at February 5, 2013 17:18:24 February 5, 2013 17:18:24

I feel a little weird about perpetuating that thing where gay men tell women that they should worship other women with model faces and even thinner-than-model bodies, so forgive me, but I think Keira Knightley is pretty much the best. She’s funny, she makes perfect period pieces (tweet at me if you wanna talk Anna K), she’s got great taste in skinny hipster boys, I could go on and on. Full Story

JT says it’s not “personal”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:58:44 February 5, 2013 16:58:44
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I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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The worst season for bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:17:25 February 5, 2013 16:17:25
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Of course. It’s an honour just to be nominated. If you were nominated, come on, don’t lie, you’d want to look your best, wouldn’t you? You’d want to show yourself through the season at your fittest, with unblemished skin, and really good hair, non? Bradley Cooper normally has amazing hair. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Ellen Page

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 5, 2013 15:56:10 February 5, 2013 15:56:10
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(Click here for the first installment of our Career Prospectus Series featuring Emily Blunt, in response to a detailed email asking for analysis on her professional status. We invited you to submit your Career Prospective requests. Ellen Page was a popular submission, including one from a reader called Tara. Full Story

Is Hugh gaining on DDL?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 15:22:45 February 5, 2013 15:22:45
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It was always a long-shot, my prediction that Hugh Jackman will win Best Actor for Jean Valjean in Les Miserables. If it were any other year, a non-DDL year, his chances would be a lot better. But, well, you know Daniel Day-Lewis. Still... I’m staying with my bet. Full Story

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February 5, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 14:48:28 February 5, 2013 14:48:28

Olja! Happy 29th Birthday! You’re a good sister, making the trip from Perth to Sydney with Ana who will miss you so much, especially your baked goods. Let’s celebrate you will Common, forever on your Five List. God you’re right. He is a sexy, sexy man. And for Lianne -- to another year together, after so many already! Full Story

Monday, February 4, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Wind and thighs. It’s all I saw in my sleep last night -- wind and thighs. On Friday I wrote that the actual game seemed secondary leading up to the Super Bowl. That it felt like the game might have to try extra hard to top the headlines the next morning.  Read Full Intro

Would JT invite *NSYNC?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 21:15:25 February 4, 2013 21:15:25
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You know what’s really annoying about *NSYNC? No one knows how to spell it. It’s asterisk then all-caps N-S-Y-N-C, right? Or is it an apostrophe? Is it lower case after a capital “N”? Is there a space between the “N” and the “S”? I know, I know, fangirl, you have the answer. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence charms everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 19:43:16 February 4, 2013 19:43:16
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Jennifer Lawrence was at the Santa Barbara Film Festival this weekend where she received the award for Most Outstanding Performer of the Year. It’s been a big year. She owned the box office as Katniss in The Hunger Games. And now of course she’s on the awards circuit and nominated for the second time for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 18:59:53 February 4, 2013 18:59:53

F-ck Beysus. This was the true star of the Super Bowl (Dlisted)

Jenny McCarthy moves to Chicago to find friends for her son...and a bathtub to pose naked in (Too Fab)

For however long it took to shoot this, this guy thought he was Leonardo DiCaprio (The Superficial)

Shaki’s tiny tiny baby! (Just Jared)

Alyssa Milano’s horrible dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt looks hot in swat clothes (Pop Sugar)

The best part of this article is when Lindsay Lohan says she’s “cutting back” (Cele|bitchy)

Harry Styles can’t look at the stripper (Socialite Life)

Brange wants a China baby? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Britney’s carrying around little dogs again (I'm Not Obsessed)

Messy Wing-Douches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 18:07:32 February 4, 2013 18:07:32
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It's like they were meant to be friends, Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. Picture it -- both sweaty and red-faced, both spray spit when they talk, both ...leer. Now they get to leer together. Which is a fantasy for some women and for others, like me, is straight up gross. Can you imagine the two of them breathing all over you at the bar, asking if you'd be down with a double motorboat? Me, I probably wouldn't have much to worry about, seeing as I'm unmistakeably Asian and therefore ethnically unworthy of Mel's attraction. Full Story

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