Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2012 19:27:12 December 18, 2012 19:27:12

Imagine Frank’s note if his neighbour was Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)

Jason Trawick is preparing Britney for breakup (The Superficial)

Megan Fox’s least favourite body part (Too Fab)

Everyone who was famous and pregnant in 2012 (Pop Sugar)

Kelly Osbourne looks good in Glamour (Cele|bitchy)

Another Taylor wants to be a Kennedy (Just Jared)

It’s always a good show when nude fishnets are in play (Hollywood Tuna)

The love of Olivia Wilde’s life (Amy Grindhouse)

Heather Graham hasn’t changed much (Popoholic)

No I don’t hate this dress on Kelly Clarkson either (Go Fug Yourself)

Best of 2012: Ryan Lochte, dum-dum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2012 18:40:01 December 18, 2012 18:40:01
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Ryan Lochte’s brain. It’s a beautiful thing. One of the most beautiful, entertaining things all year... It’s all of it in combination, of course: The grill... The “Jeah”... The “Bro” + “Jeah” equation... The clothing... Full Story

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Tom Cruise the conversationalist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2012 17:42:38 December 18, 2012 17:42:38
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God that was painful. Just sat through Letterman’s interview with Tom Cruise last night. It was 3 segments which...if you’re familiar with Dave, you know, normally, only the veteran chatters, the good ones, they get 3 segments. Like Tom Hanks. Or Julia Roberts. George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, the ones who can play, and roll, and wit. Full Story

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I like the red field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2012 16:36:13 December 18, 2012 16:36:13
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A new trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness was released yesterday this time with more focus on Chris Pine’s Kirk who must battle a new adversary but, mostly, his own arrogance. Of course. His family is at risk. Everything is falling apart. They must run through an awesome red field/forest. And. Full Story

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Stacy Keibler’s second Clooney Christmas?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2012 15:39:30 December 18, 2012 15:39:30
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There were two false reports of a split this year and, at last check over Thanksgiving, Stacy Keibler is still the official George Clooney companion, with all its benefits and accessories as rewards for not asking for marriage and children. So it’ll be her second Clooney Christmas, if there’s no change in status. Full Story

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

So...Gossip Girl ends forever tonight; apparently they’re revealing who she is. And I still care. I care enough to come home from my office Christmas party, likely very messy, and watch the two hour finale. Or at least the last 15 minutes.

Is it weird that the cast hasn’t really been out promoting this? Does Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding’s special count as her promoting this? Pretty sure that’s not how she intended it. The issue is scheduled to be on newsstands a week today so... we should see the cover this week. Something to look forward to then. Something to be distracted by. If you’re looking for a distraction...

I’ll be here, trying. Like Ashley Greene. Or Angelina Jolie’s leg. She makes an appearance on the Best & Worst of 2012 List that begins today. But was it a best or was it a worst?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

When is your holiday office party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 21:20:19 December 17, 2012 21:20:19
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Mine is tonight, and f-ck, had I known we could have hired Lindsay Lohan, I would have reduced the amount of appetisers, and spent the $200 instead on bringing in that loser for a song and dance and several hours of excuses. According to Page Six Full Story

Pippy glares

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 20:50:31 December 17, 2012 20:50:31
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A relaxed-haired Justin Timberlake was in New Jersey the other day shooting Runner Runner. Remember when Pippy made a movie with Clint Eastwood and it went nowhere? Anyway, Pips seems to be glaring at the paps in a few of these photos, like they’re scum for shooting him on a public street, with him being such a private person and all. Full Story

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Romeo Beckham for Burberry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 19:28:26 December 17, 2012 19:28:26

Not even 10 years ago, the Beckhams were blamed, in part, for lowering the prestige of the Burberry brand -- they were associated with the “chav”-ness of the label and, rumour has it, for a while there, Mrs Beckham in particular, was banned from wearing it. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 18:59:50 December 17, 2012 18:59:50

PLEASE let this issue of PLAYBOY sell more than Lindsay Lohan’s (Dlisted)

GOD, I had such a crush on Billy back then (Too Fab)

Even Hugh Jackman is embarrassed for/by this woman (The Superficial)

Really good outfit on Kate Bosworth (Just Jared)

The VH1 Divas guest list was... really low end (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling being really cute with Emma Stone (Pop Sugar)

She was probably in the next room!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Porny’s bridesmaid dress isn’t actually that bad (Socialite Life)

Mrs Timberlake’s full ELLE pictorial (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tom Cruise loves hotel living (I'm Not Obsessed)