Chris Pine has a girlfriend

May 21, 2012 15:21:08 Posted at May 21, 2012 15:21:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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He made it very clear on Wednesday on the opening night red carpet in Cannes which...I actually just heard about like 10 hours ago. Maybe I’m loopy from my Tom Hardy haze. Or maybe it’s ...only Chris Pine?See I can’t actually decide.Chris Pine is a name, right? We consider him to be in that group of early 30s actors, don’t we? Do we? Gyllenhaal, Evans, Tatum, Hemsworth, Cooper, Gosling, Reynolds. Full Story

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Goodbye Kristen, Andy, and Jason

May 21, 2012 14:58:52 Posted at May 21, 2012 14:58:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I hate geoblocking so f-cking much.Which means no, I’ve only seen clips here and there of Kristen Wiig’s final Saturday Night Live. Will have to wait until I get home. And before you ask, Hulu doesn’t work either. And I’m not clicking on random streams in Europe because last year they fried my computer. Full Story

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We Know Where She Gets It

May 21, 2012 14:49:53 Posted at May 21, 2012 14:49:53
Duana Posted by Duana

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 8 recap (Lainey: I’ve not watched this episode and won’t be able to until I get home next week.  But I read Duana’s pieces before they post. Just wanted to let you know that Game Of Thrones pain is stronger than Cannes pleasure.) Obviously, Game of Thrones is fascinated by parentage, by bloodlines and family. Full Story

Miley Cyrus for American Idol?

May 21, 2012 14:23:10 Posted at May 21, 2012 14:23:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I love the look of a jacket dress and nothing else. If I had reason to, and breasts that could stand on their own like that, I would do the same. The problem here is the hair. She's grown up enough with the bare chest, she doesn't need to add another 20 years to herself with a middle-aged blow out and much, MUCH too much eye makeup. Full Story

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Will Smith’s Kiss & Try

May 21, 2012 13:43:01 Posted at May 21, 2012 13:43:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me get this kiss and slap situation out the way first. The story broke in Cannes on Friday evening after I’d wrapped the column. All of us received the alert on our phones at the same time: BREAKING NEWS: WILL SMITH SLAPS REPORTER FOR TRYING TO KISS HIM!!!!!!!!Needless to say, we all thought we’d be able to hear it, clearly, like open hand and palm on skin, on the audio while we were streaming the video. Full Story

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Friday, May 18, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The thing about the people at these fancy Cannes parties is that I’m not sure they stop to appreciate the cocktail napkins. I’m serious. Someone with a tray comes ‘round offering a cube of delicious goat cheese topped by a piece of bacon over a light wafer and then hands you a square napkin to wipe your mouth.  Read Full Intro

Is there a kids’ table?

May 18, 2012 18:32:08 Posted at May 18, 2012 18:32:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much.I like to imagine that the three of them stayed close through the event. Full Story

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Spiderman’s German frontrum

May 18, 2012 18:09:04 Posted at May 18, 2012 18:09:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I don’t really know what this video is except horrifying.I have a motto—start exclusive, stay exclusive. This is my media/marketing approach. I’m a boutique person; I’d rather serve a smaller, more rarified clientele than be a big smashing hit with the masses. In marketing terms, it’s called courting the alpha consumer. Full Story

Hugh Grant, crusader

May 18, 2012 17:43:23 Posted at May 18, 2012 17:43:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant participated in a rally for media reform yesterday organised by Hacked Off in London. Hugh as you know has been the most vociferous celebrity in the ongoing investigation into British tabloid practices. It’s like he’s replaced acting with crusading. Hugh Grant is the First Avenger...While his ex-girlfriend and bff, the mother of his godson, is parading around on the arm of that vile Shane Warne with the help of the tabloid media. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 18, 2012 16:41:26 Posted at May 18, 2012 16:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Emma Watson’s boots in Lifestyle
How long before this child gets her lips done? (Dlisted)
Miley Cyrus spits (The Superficial)
Much better Upfront style by Rachel Bilson (Just Jared)
Sometimes Sofia Vergara eats too much at lunch too! (Hollywood Tuna)
Love Diane Kruger in this outfit (Pop Sugar)
Country Bitch feels used by Chace Crawford (Celebitchy)
The pedestrian gay experience (Towleroad)
The Future For John Travolta (Celebedge)
Tilda Swinton’s badass shades (Go Fug Yourself)
So... does he think he’s a Ferrari or a Porsche??? (Kickette)

John Mayer went to Montana

May 18, 2012 15:35:28 Posted at May 18, 2012 15:35:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Two years ago he was a tweeting, blogging, pissing, insufferable douchebag. And he admits to it. Then he did what so few of them have the courage to do: John Mayer promised to go away and...he actually went away. John Mayer was sick of himself. John Mayer was sick of how he’d been affected by fame. John Mayer paid attention to and agreed with the critics who called him that loser from high school intoxicated by newfound popularity, thrashing around like a goddamn fool. Full Story