August 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 17, 2012 13:53:06 Posted at August 17, 2012 13:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ashley! Happy 23rd Birthday with love from Ava who says she fell in love with you at In Bruges and over your chair. She also greatly admires your work ethic and perseverance and would never have guessed about that shot of vodka - I do that too, and it’s been successful every time! And for Michelle who needs a lift - I’m so sorry that you’ve been waiting for so long for it to happen and I’m sorry it still hasn’t happened yet. Full Story

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Please. Stop sending me that Idris Elba link. You know the one. And if you don’t, consider yourself fortunate. Because it’s never, ever going to happen, even when it’s muted. All it does is remind me of the time he sang that song on the beach that I wrote about last year - click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 16, 2012 21:01:02 Posted at August 16, 2012 21:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m surprised it took this long for the tabloids to drag Jennifer Lawrence into this (Dlisted)

Shia LaBeouf and something about a finger up the ass of Spielberg (The Superficial)

LOVE the styling of this photo shoot (Pink Is The New Blog)

Vanessa Paradis and the kids in St Tropez (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t care about the Brange anymore...? (Cele|bitchy)

What we all need now: Kristen and Robert together again (Just Jared)

Miley cannot stop taking pictures of her new hair. I wouldn’t be able to stop either if I looked like that with her hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Beckham. In underwear. (Towleroad)

God Olivia Wilde has such a cute body (Popoholic)

Jessica Biel’s mess of hair (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Best Random Couple

August 16, 2012 20:30:44 Posted at August 16, 2012 20:30:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte?

August 16, 2012 19:45:07 Posted at August 16, 2012 19:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date him. Full Story

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LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere

August 16, 2012 19:10:01 Posted at August 16, 2012 19:10:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now.  As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo agency, this dude he’s posing with is someone called Chris Harrison. Full Story

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Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart

August 16, 2012 18:53:46 Posted at August 16, 2012 18:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked my friend Lo to weigh in, as we have slightly differed on our perspectives of the situation although where Foster is concerned, I’m with Lo on this one. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal could take a cue from Chris Evans

August 16, 2012 17:23:17 Posted at August 16, 2012 17:23:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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That is a truly bizarre sentence to write. The last time Jake G had a movie in theaters was nearly eighteen months ago, last spring’s Source Code. Since then, he’s kept a relatively low profile as he recalibrates after his Movie Star dreams died a slow, inexorable death in 2010. For reasons I will never understand, you people wouldn’t let him be a Movie Star (I say “you people” because I fully supported him as a blockbuster star and will always slightly resent everyone else for pushing Jake G aside in favor of Channing Tatum), so he has gone back to his roots in character-driven indies. Full Story

Does Ryan want to be coloured?

August 16, 2012 16:15:29 Posted at August 16, 2012 16:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a 15 page colouring book now available for purchase. Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling comes with the following back cover instruction: "Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!"  Hilarious, right? Ish. Full Story

Posh Benedict

August 16, 2012 15:29:56 Posted at August 16, 2012 15:29:56
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I’m a celebrity realist, which means that for me, it’s not so much about pretending away a celebrity’s bad habit, but asking whether or not whatever peccadillo they’ve got is a deal breaker, or something that I’m going to be able to ignore for the sake of my crush. For instance, Tom Hiddleston’s Twitter Full Story

An off-white problem from head to toe

August 16, 2012 14:53:23 Posted at August 16, 2012 14:53:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Gotcha Images/Splash

This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a runway or in a magazine on a fashion model bent strategically in place to find the only flattering angles is one thing. Full Story

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